The Second Rule of Garou Club is: You do /not/. Talk. About Garou Club.
The Third Rule of Garou Club is: If someone yells 'stop', goes limp, or bares their throat, the fight is over.
The Fourth Rule of Garou Club is: Only two Garou to a fight.
The Fifth Rule of Garou Club is: One fight at a time.
The Sixth Rule of Garou Club is: No fetishes, no talens.
The Seventh Rule of Garou Club is: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
And...
The Eighth Rule of Garou Club is: If this is your first Moot in Garou Club, you /have/ to fight.
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Garou Club rules are a spoof of _Fight Club_. Written up by Matt's typist.