John thinks that the more Asian gay men there are, the better. Slightly increases the odds for us white guys.
John says "With Asian women, that is."
Yi snickers at John.
Ivy falls over. Iron Chef Salmonella!
Yi grins.
You say "I think it was getting late by that time..."
Ivy is amused.
Guest-of-Eagle is abused.
Guest-of-Eagle says "Well not really, but it rhymed."
Yi is confused.
Guest-of-Eagle can't spell.
Ivy is defused! :(
Ivy says "er, :)"
Yi is bemused?
Guest-of-Eagle is used.
Ivy is bruised.
Yi is horrible at rhyming words.
Ivy says "Yeah, that doesn't rhyme at ALL. ;)"
Ivy says "And just when I was getting enthused."
You say "Because I just couldn't seem to have any words to recall."
You say "And it looks like my grammar took a fall."
You say "I hope my sentence didn't apall..."
Ivy says "Nah, but it threw the game into a stall."
Guest-of-Eagle says "IT certanly doesn't enthrall."
You say "I think my brain's working itself into a squall."
Ivy says "Well, we still could have a ball."
Yi .oO (I'm running out of words an'all.)
Guest-of-Eagle retrieves snacks from the hall.
You say "Did you bring enough for us all?"
Ivy oohs, and shares Creme Eggs -- have two, they're small.
Yi mms, and is reminded of the candy stores at the mall.
Guest-of-Eagle thinks he's running out of words so he bangs his head on the wall.
Yi ouches at Eagle guest... better give our heads a rest.
You say "This game doth my brain cell test."
Guest-of-Eagle thinks that could be for the best.
You say "This rhyming bug is quite a pest."
Guest-of-Eagle says "It isn't a bad quest."
Yi curls up in Ivy's lap and makes a small nest.
Ivy says "Surely, now, you jest..."
You say "We best stop now, lest..."
Ivy says "...we must face an inquest?"
Guest-of-Eagle says "Afraid you'll become obsessed?"
Ivy .oO( Stop it now, I mean it! | ...anybody want a peanut? )
Yi breaks out of the shell!
Yi saves for posterity sake.
Ivy giggles.
Guest-of-Eagle wiggles.
Guest-of-Eagle says "Muah."
Anneka nods solemnly. "My mom made me go to several churches. I was cared for by a religious omnivore." :)
You say "A religious omnivore. Teehee."
Foxtrot X-Ray |This week on the menu: Jehovah's Witness in the morning and some Unitarian Universalist in the evening to take the bad taste out of our mouths.
You say "What about a religious vegitarian?"
Anneka says, "Hare Krishna." :)
Banecruncher says "Newage flake."
Anneka finds it all pretty interesting in retrospect. She ended up getting baptized as a Catholic and a Mormon, too. Whee. :)
Foxtrot X-Ray still has to snicker over some of the books he had to shelve while working in a bookstore. 'Dark Secrets of the New Age' and the like. 'Mind Siege' is the latest. I was talking to my old boss and was like 'OK, is it some kind of law that all these books have to have a chapter titled 'The Big Lie'?'
Banecruncher laughs. Sure seems that way, doesn't it?
You say "Well at least they would be agreeing on something, not like, split into factions about beliefs."
Foxtrot X-Ray, just for fun, types "The Big Lie" into the Yahoo search engine. Oh, my.
Anneka remembers the Mormon one as a very big deal. The church had robes for the occasion, and a rather large pool since they believe in full immersion, versus the Catholic baptism, which could very well happen to someone accidentally, while they were walking down the street.
Joey | *sniff* It's so sad! He was so young...so much potential before that Drive-by baptism.
Anneka thought confession was kind of neat, though. She's entertained the idea of going to one now, but the priest would just hit her with an incense burner and cast her out. ;)
Joey laughs.
Ivy giggles.
Joey would get burned at the stake.
Foxtrot X-Ray |Father, it has been 142 years since my last confession. If you need to go to the bathroom you might want to go now.
Anneka snickers.
Ling lols. | A black Lincoln slows to a creep along the street, windows rolling down as suddenly two bucketfuls of water are splashed against a person walking along. Then the voice of a reverend rings out, "BE cleansed by the spirit of the Lo-ahd!" The Lincoln peels off to find its next victim... and refill supplies.
Joey says "God, someone log that for a quote page."
Ivy says "It's a sign you should start one, Joey."
Dante regulates Leonard's emissions. For the good of the lounge.
Leonard explodes.
Yi o.O
Dante says "No using the gift 'Cutting Wind' in here, young man."
Yi snickers at this song. It's hilarious.. Hercules!
Wakshaani nods at Yi!
Wakshaani checks Yi for softness in the eyes, and iron in the thighs.
Yi has lard in her ass and is often rather crass.
Wakshaani *tud*
Rorschach says "The Subgenius preacher would be something like this:"
Rorschach | Do you hear me?! IS THIS MICROPHONE CALLED MY VOICE ON?! I see you cowering in your stupid shells of ignorance! I see you falling all over yourself, believing all the pink media... ALL THE PINK CHANNELS ON YOUR TELEVISION. Listen to me now, children; heed this well: KILL YOUR TELEVISION. Shoot it with a fourty-four magnum when you get home tonight and you will be saved. You WILL be blessed with the radiance that is taught by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. You see: SLACK is what you need to make you whole. SLACK AND NOTHING ELSE. Who's with me? WHO IS READY TO DIE FOR SLACK?
Rorschach | I'd tell you more. Oh yes, much much more, if I thought your puny pink brains could handle it. But you're not ready for the truth. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE AWFUL TRUTH, even though you're literally falling apart with the struggle to divine what /it/ is. You there. Do you know what /it/ is? Do you? HAVE YOU GIVEN IT ANY PART OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS? Stop walking. Stop it! STOP GODDAMN IT AND LISTEN TO ME!
Ling and Kristine are exchanging comments about the Garou of St. Claire in....Titanic.
Lenny says "Egads. Who'd play Leo, Adam?"
CamBot grins at Ling. Alicia an' me did a Titanic-style scene.
CamBot says "Does that count?"
You say "It fits.. Dies-for-Others"
Ling laughs at Cam. Sketcher.
Spike twitch.
Spike twitchtwitchtwitch.
Sekhmet says "The Chaser has been a little busy being an opera diva lately."
Sekhmet suddenly imagines Chaser singing in Italian in some goofy low-cut dress, and breaks.
Nargalsius does, too.
Ling O.o
Rusty cackles.
Ivy giggles.
"Or better, singing in German, in a Viking outfit. :)
You say "Or better, singing in German, in a Viking outfit. :)"
CamBot twitches.
You say "Complete with shield and horned helmet"
Rorschach has a spear and magic helmet.
Spike says "Ling, that's 'spear and Magic Helmet.' :)"
Nargalsius says "Chaser as a Valkyrie?"
Rusty sings. "Kill the wabbit!"
Spike kicks Rory out of his head.
CamBot always found that 'toon to be a little... queer.
Rusty thinks Chaser would make a great Valkyrie. :)
You say "Chaser has Pure Breed."
Rorschach poings at Outlaw.
CamBot says "Cam has pure breed, but how do you show that? *scratch head*"
Rusty loved the opera toons. Remember the Barber of Seville one?
CamBot says "By acting like an Aussie? Nooooo..."
You say "You just sort of.. ooze it, Cam."
Rusty nods. Like BO.
Rorschach says "That's the best part of UK Whose Line... when they act like Australian soap operas."
Rusty hmms. Well. maybe not. :)
CamBot grins. By being 'A Legend'.
Ling suggests Ivy call Cam 'Crocodile Dundee' sometime.
Ivy giggles.
CamBot says "Alicia does that already, and it makes me, and Cam, cringe ever time."
Rorschach found out that one of my friends from college's wife had a 10 pound(!!) baby on Sunday night.
CamBot says "For dinner?"
CamBot blinks. And misread. Never mind.
Rorschach thrashes Cam about with a broken bottle.
Ling o.O
Rorschach . o O ( Ling: Speaking of babies... )
Ling . o O (Rory: ??)
CamBot laughs. After stitching his face back together, that is. One more scar...
Nargalsius | I eat babies!
Rorschach mmmmns.
CamBot gasps. "What... without sauce?"
Rusty grins, and offers Narg a jelly Baby. Then does Leela's line. "It's true then...I heard that the Evil One eats babies..."
Nargalsius | Prove that you're evil! Here, eat this kitten!
Ivy says "THAT'S JUST =WRONG=!"
Jack | Garou's kinfolk wife to Garou: I wish you wouldn't take your work home with you. [Behind Garou are several banes]
Rotem | But honey, its poker night and we needed a fourth. We'll kill it after the game, I promise.
Nargalsius still thinks a 700+ lb hispo is honking huge.
You say "But Yi is a Gnawer. A small one at that. :)"
Jack says "Narg! *sigh* Now that you've told the hispo her weight, she'll now have to go on a crash diet."
Nargalsius hurt a hispo's feelings?
Ling tries a mental image of Owen insulting a Fury in hispo about weight.
CamBot fails repeatedly.
Jack says "Yes! We had a lounge discussion earlier about how (some) people go to lengths to avoid knowing their weight, for if they learn it, they will then obsess about it and work their hardest to lose 5 pounds."
CamBot says "It keeps ending in a cloud of blood."
You say "A fine red meest."
Nargalsius says "Owen really only has one thing to say about Furies."
Spike | Owen: "Can I watch?"
Spike ducks!
Jack was about to say that too.
CamBot rotfl.
Ling facepalms.
Nargalsius says "Well, more like 'Nasty axe wound you got, there.'"
Jay dies laughing!
Nargalsius pages to the room: Persephone is Nemo? And I don't mean to mock at all, but...
Nargalsius says "Well, fuck."
Ling gives that a.. hm.
Jay blinks and heh's..
Persephone says "No thanks, Narg. :) You're not my type."
CamBot grins. I give the 'realization response' a 6.
Sekhmet cackles.
Alec keelhauls!
Sekhmet says "Avast!"
CamBot swings off the mizzen mast.
Rotem says "Rutabega?"
AlecPIRATE arrr's and swashes his buckle.
Spike says "Alec! Not in public! ;)"
Alec eeks and covers up the goodies... "My bad! Sorry."
Alec blah's and wonders what he can do to get back into the general RP flow.
Alec needs a new hook... wonders if he can make one.
Rotem says "You need to meet Rotem, Alec. Yes, meet Rotem and things will flow."
Rotem . o O (Things like blood and such.)
Sekhmet says "The spice must flow!"
CamBot knows little about glaciers, save that they are giant sheets of ice that move reeeeally slowly. As far as I know, there /isn't/ terribly much more to know about them. Apart from the fact that as they move, they pick up all sorts of wonderful bits and pieces to show where they've been. Like travel stamps on your luggage.
Persephone says "Reggie used a light spirit hanging around a street lamp. Katina used Helios spirits. Katina's are much more butch talens."
Ling chuckes. Butch talens.
CamBot laughs.
InleRah likes 'butch' talens.
Sekhmet says "Reggie's is a properly urrah talen. Made of bits of copper wire and what I think may be some kind of bulb from a dashboard or something."
InleRah or bitch talens. Bet they bite.
CamBot says "If you're gonna do something..."
Sekhmet says "Sepdet made a bitch talen. That Helios spirit of hers looked, oddly, like a lioness."
Sekhmet says "When she made a light talen for the Lake Arthur thing."
Mr. White says "Like Sekhmet? :)"
Sekhmet says "Of course. Daughter of the sun and all. :)"
InleRah smiles.
Sekhmet did a weird fusion of Amateratsu and Sekhmet. Sepdet promised to dance with a mirror every dawn til spring to catch the sun's light.
Ling wonders if a Helios spirit in california would have sunglasses on.
Sekhmet laughs at Ling.
Ling | Helios has arrived. "Yo dudes! Check this out.. *sunburns a paleskin on the beach*"
Loughlin | Helios has arrived. "Yo dude what's up, like, OMG MY NAAAAILS!"
Sekhmet says "Oh, let me guess. "So, Quiet. How did it feel to fall into the Silver River?""
Persephone says "Close. | Hey, Patrick. How ya been?"
Sekhmet lordies.
Mr. White says "I know. He forgot where Patrick had been all that time. :)"
Sekhmet turns on Whitey with a Look.
Persephone | Patrick takes a deep breath and offers Eamon a very wry smile. "I have been bathing in molten silver. I have been pierced by silver spears on a regular basis. I have had myself turned inside-out, mentally and maybe physically, and laid bare. I ... have been worse."
Sekhmet | Quiet! Challenge Brian for alphaship! *Quiet turns tail and runs back to the silver river*
Ling | Sepdet! Challenge Brian again for alphaship! *Sep cleaves Yi in two with her khopsh*
Lenny cackles.
Nargalsius sighs. Here I am, 30 years old, working for a huge company in the telecom business as an engineer, pulling down $55k a year, buying a house and car. Currently sitting in a hotel room, eating poptarts and drinking coke, on laptop, pretending to be a werewolf and geeking with online about a computer game.
Lenny mmm. Poptarts.
Nargalsius at least has his priorities straight. I think.
Cameron falls over laughing at Baney. | Holy infinite recursions, Batman!
Robin says "The Lakota and the Lenny. She tossed and she turned but she couldn't sleep. Morning came and she found that the king had slipped a Lenny under her mattress."
Ivy says "The poor Lenny!"
Sekhmet peeeeeers at Robin.
Jack says "That makes for a rather soggy mattress."
Lenny woulda told you she was there, Robin.
Lenny is like that.
Nargalsius says "Movement!"
Cameron opens fire.
Nargalsius | Die! Die! Die! Frenzy rip snarl *bang* *bang* stab stab stab. "Oh, it was just a rat."
Theo says "Matt isn't even a little Irish. None. Not a drop. Proud of it, too. :)"
Cameron fehs at the typical englishman.
Theo says "Matt's purebreed doesn't come from his English backgroud either. He's Welsh. :)"
Ivy finds that far too amusing.
Cameron says "Oh, that's alright, then. . o O (Hahar... one of the weaker races, first to be subjugated by the English dogs.)"
Theo waits to hear that from Cam ICly.
Ivy makes popcorn to watch.
Spike waits to clean up the mess.
Cameron grins. Oh aye, I'm sure you'd do fine, lad.
Ling gets to be the leeeder. Weee.
Bernie giggles.
Bernie says "Following the Yi-der?""
You say "The Yi-der, the Yi-der, we're following the Yi-der wherever she may go..."
Nargalsius fidgets. This chair in my room is hurting my butt.
Jack says "Narg, we agreed to drop that topic."
Jules snickers at Jack.
Nargalsius blinks. "What about? Chairs or my butt?"
Rorschach mmm Loughlin.
Loughlin says "Loughlin, Nevada, you mean? Or are you looming at me because I'm sexay kin?"
Rorschach says "You're too sexy for this MUSH."
Ling laughs.
Rorschach wonders how many federal laws he'd break TSing with Loughlin's player.
Jules Lou!
Lenny's brain breaks.
Jack ?, Lenny?
Nargalsius puts Lenny's head back together. "What? Have you lost your mind?"
Jules |PSA: "This is your brain." "This is your brain on GarouMUSH." "Any questions?"
Sekhmet | How to cook while MUSHing. Step 1: Realize just before the hunt starts that you need food. Step 2: Put a pot of water on to boil in preparation for rice. Step 3: Go IC and wait for everyone to show up. Step 4: Realize you should put a lid on the pot or it'll never heat up. Step 5: Wait around some more, light roleplay. Step 6: Go into the kitchen and start over; the water's boiled away. Step 7: Remember the pot just as you start heading out to the fight. Maybe once everyone's in place and the fight actually starts, there will be those inevitable long pose-lags. Step 8: Two hours later, the fight's actually starting. Make sure the pot's not burned through. Refill with water and just put the rice in before it's boiling. Step 9: That popping sound is the rice sticking to the bottom. Run in and add more water. Step 10: Try to read through that huge GM pose that hit the screen while you were rescuing the rice. Remember you need something more. Step 11: Fling a frozen hamburger into the microwave to thaw. Step 12: Tense moment waiting to see if your dead. For twenty minutes. Step 13: Add more water to the rice, and remember to hit START on the microwave. Step 14: Fight's drawing to an end. Thank gods. It's 11PM. Step 15: Start nuking the steak in the microwave. Throw out the withered and partly scorched rice and set a potato on top of the steak. Step 16: An hour of fight mop-up. Step 17: The potato isn't cooking, but the steak's shrivelled. Start trying to eat steak. It's cold before you finish, because you're typing. Step 18: Everyone's logged off except those that need healing. Heal them and write fight-sum +mail for those who logged out early. Step 19: Nuke the potato some more. Step 20: Watch a bit of B5 tape and eat your overcooked potato, then go to bed, at 2AM.
Sekhmet adds another step to the cooking lessons. | Leave ziplock with mostly-thawed steak too close to burner while heating up frying pan, and melt its end in interesting patterns.
Kristine's letting y'all know what happened in the Umbra. =) The killed our witness! Wagh!
Lenny says "Witness?"
You say "The green rat with bulby red eyes."
Kristine says "They killed them! They killed Kenny!"
Yi suddenly, really.. has this image of the rat replying to Sepdet in Spirit speech, but the Garou hearing it as 'Bulba sauuur...'
Rorschach kills Kenny.
Nemo just kills Yi.
Yi dies.
Kristine falls over laughing.
Guest-of-Uktena says "On the Twelveth day of Christmas the Mush crowd gave to me...Twelve GMs plotting, Eleven absent elders, ten spirals dancing, Nine Newbies Twinking, Eight +mail letters, Seven Wizards @nuking, Six cubs first changing, five warped guests, Four punctuation marks, three lounge lizards, two sets of clues and a brand spanking new 'e' key..."
Nevada pages to Alicia and Ling: The Shark: *boom* Nevada: What happned! Kyle: Someone set us up the bong! Nevada: It's you!! Alicia: How are you gentlemen!! All your ass are belong to us! Nevada/Kyle:... OK!
Yi laughs at Lb's jock.
Yi JOKE ..joke.
Little Bear looks down.
Little Bear blushes.
Little Bear says "You said it was a good size!"
Yi facepalms.... OY that one goes in the books.
Guest-of-Fog went to go see Enchanted April (a definate chick flick) just cause she was in it.
Lenny dunno her.
Lenny sings! "Some enchanted eeeeeevening."
Lenny, on a tangent.
Yi brings Lenny around in a cotangent.
Ivy sines for it.
Yi cosines.
Ivy does the wave.
Guest-of-Fog puts a Limit on this conversation?
You say "The possibilities are infinite."
You say "But, we diverge."
Yi smacks herself.
Ivy is sure we could derive great satisfaction from it.
Yi can integrate that if necessary.
Guest-of-Fog grins at Yi as she steals his and says cattily, "Your roots are showing."
You say "Verily, they know no bounds, but I'm positive."
Brian likes the word 'moist', himself. I'm not sure why, but it's sort of onomatopoetic.
Ethan says "Slurp is good for that, too."
Agatha blinks at Brian.
Agatha doesn't think she'd needed to know that.:-)
Loki edges away from Brian.
Outlaw | ex sam/asshift
Jamethon | Coggie Ragabash, Eidolan Hemp. | Scene: Hemp is sitting with a BSD smoking some herb. | Hemp: No man... it's all about Gaia man. You just don't get it. | BSD: Yeah man it is... but you're just lying to yourself if you think you know all the shit thats going down man. The wyrm is truth man... | Hemp: Yeah man, but what about the earth an' shit. The wyrm ain't down with that. | BSD: Yeah it is, it just shows it's love in different ways man. Come on, drink soma dis shit and you'll see all what I'm talkin' bout yo.
Julie |Seymour Trash the Gnawer pipes in, "You two don't know shit, either. When it all goes, we're gonna be sittin' back with the 'roaches an' rats, watchin' y'all fry."
Allie | Artemis the Black Fury hisses. "You idiots! Can you recline any more when the Wyrm is at hand?"
Allie | Klaital #2 the Stargazer meditates. "The Wyrm is within."
Sky says "My head hurts!"
Sky says "Oh. Wait. You knew that already."
Kaz peers at the time and then at Sky and then says, "Hi!"
Yi offers some Advil.
St. Jean removes the offending appendage then. *CHOP*
Jessica says "Sky, how long have you had this headache?"
Dante snugs Sky.
Kaz says "Longer than a week."
Sky bahs at your puny Advil. "Um, it will be 14 days, tomorrow."
Yi eeps and moves away from the Dok.
Dante wonders if Sky's headache is caused by the election crisis.
Jessica says "And the doctors are mystified?"
Sky says "Yes."
Jessica says "Pound their heads into a wall until they experience your pain. See if it provides motivation."
Rorschach hees. | What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell and make him look forward to the trip.