-=KENNETH'S CONFESSIONAL=-
You paged Dillen with 'Man we should save these pages.'.
Dillen pages: Heck yeah. I lost the ones yesterday.
You paged Dillen with 'I have some of the ones from yesterday.'.
Dillen pages: We should make a whole page of them, call them Kenneth's Confessional.
You paged Dillen with 'YES! I'll do that.'.
As you see from above, these quotes are all OOC commentary, usually funny pages and such that occur during Kenneth RPs or OOC lounge banter about Ken in general. Poor Philodox. Bet he hates me now. -- Ken's Player
Yi also randomly, belatedly, blinks at Rook about Kenneth being pretty. XD
Rook says "Kenneth is way pretty!"
Rook says "Even without his johnson."
Coriander says "He has it!"
You say "He has it back!"
Coriander says "For the moment."
You say "Shhh don't tell him that."
Rook calls it his kennette.
Coriander loves that we're so quick with the correction on that front. XD
Coriander dies @ Kennette.
Yi falls over.
You say "That one is going in the Confessional."
From afar, Drab feels bad for him now.
You paged Drab with 'It's a hard life!'.
Drab pages: It's a hard cock life, for him..."
Yi | Stacey tells Kenneth: When I die, Kenneth, if it's before you do, you need to swear to me you'll put "PEACE... or ELSE" in Garou glyphs on my gravemarker at the Burial Mounds. | Kenneth: But if you died in a battle .. isn't that beside the poi-- | Stacey: OR ELSE!!
Stacey laughs!
Red | Stacey to Kenneth: "You never visit anymore. Am that all I am to you anymore? It's not as if I was pregnant with you for 9 months, and powdered your butt for another. No, you can't even find time to give me a phone call."
Red | Kenneth: .... o.O;;
Guest-of-Stag says "I just got this vision of Stacey powdering Kenneth's butt."
Guest-of-Stag says "THANKS RED"
Ren-Ferret giggles uncontrollably.
Stacey dies.
You say "THAT one goes in the books."
Staceface says "Someone good needs to app a Coggie cub! So I can prove I don't kill everyone."
You say "Clearly Stacey, the answer is not in more Coggie cubs. It's in having other Coggie cliaths whom you can pin the cullings on."
Ren-Ferret says "Steal the next lost cub, Stacey. You can do it."
Staceface might just do that.
Yi looks over at the Caleb.
Staceface looks at Caleb. I'd be tempted, but... Ragabash. Must meet first, then convert. XD
Staceface meanwhile, works on Kenneth.
You say "Stacey's long term project."
Ren-Ferret says "Ahah. I see your plan."
Staceface grins.
Ren-Ferret says "You wish to convert all the Shadow Lords."
Staceface says "Only the ones that bring me cake."
You say "No, she's simply using Kenneth as a trial version for Grey."
Aimee SNERKS.
Ren-Ferret snerks.
Staceface laughs!
Yi dares you to repeat that when Grey's around. Hah.
Staceface would do it. :)
Basil says "Sasuke couldn't swallow enough of his pride to really imitate Naruto."
Basil says "It'd be like Kenneth trying to imitate Stacey."
Runner ... *Dies*
Masao SNARFS Frosty.
Basil got this picture of Stacey teaching Kenneth how to play with unicorns, and lost it.
Veronica chokes.
You say "That one's going in Ken's Confessional..."
Basil says "So, how is Brom going to punish him?"
Alicia says "Can't reveal that secret yet."
Nivek winces.
Basil says "Yay."
Basil says "What happened, Nivek?"
Nivek says "Brom punched him out."
Masao says "Pow."
Basil says "That can't be good."
Jervis says "Have him neutered."
Nivek oi
Nivek !
You say "You already got one of those."
Trent says "Whom?"
You say "And Garou aren't big on spaying and neutering, last I heard."
Jervis says "Brom can collect an entire set, though!"
Jervis says "Like beanie babies! Only....not."
You say "Frenzy babies."
Nivek suddenly has a vision of Requiem as the Graeae, passing one dick and one ball between members as required.
Masao SNARFS.
Jervis LAUGHS.
Yi facepalm.
Hazmat snorks.
Feinan snickers.
Basil hehs.
Nivek is pleased you all have good classical educations and got the reference.
Jervis says "Requiem for a Dong..."
Jervis says "Alas, poor Yourdick! I knew him well!"
You say "See? What would happen if I didn't take that battlescar. All these funnies would have disappeared from the timespace continuum."
Trent says "No, they wouldn't."
Masao says "To dick or not to dick...that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the barbs and teases of a lack of genitalia or to take arms against a sea of eunuchs and by opposing, end them?."
You say "Or they'd exist, but on a different plane."
Yi imagines a sea of eunuchs.
Jervis says "Poor Kenneth."
You say "Stacey! It's almost Halloween!"
Stacey nods!
Yi candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy.
Stacey hmms... I could set up a lemonade stand!
Yi dies laughing at a thought. Kenneth dressed as shinigami.
Stacey says "Shinigami?"
You say "Death god."
Stacey laughs.
Jamethon considers running the Holloween ONS this year?
Stacey whoos!
Stacey says "I'll probably be drunk. Or something. *looks up when Halloween is*"
Touch Deer is going as a priest this year.
Stacey doesn't have a costume yet. :S
Stacey .... Maybe I don't want to dress up.
Gunnar gods. Gunnar involved in Halloween.
Yi | Stacey, looking into a mirror, fixes up her halo and falsewings. "Kenneth, are you done yet?" ... "I'm Not going out in this." "Oh come on! You totally fit the part." Kenneth mutters, steps out of the farmhouse bathroom with curving red horns and a floppy red spaded tail safetypinned behind him. Stacey hands over an old pitchfork found in the barn. "There you go!"
Stacey laughs!
Long distance to the room: Kenneth proposes we do a Garou forms fashion show! With Jeren as the lupus, Cy in Crinos, and Kenneth waggling his furred hispo tail.
From afar, to the room, Masao snerks!
Cypher pages to the room: Shake that tail, Kenny!
Sai decides that Kenneth needs to find some place with a piano.
K-Bear says "We haven't got it out yet, because we gotta go pick up my brother in about 10 minutes, so we'll tackle it after then."
Jamethon says "Michael thinks Kenneth has some personal 'private' issues to resolve."
You say "Kenneth has plenty of Issues."
You say "But that's what makes him fun. Cause no one really knows what those Issues are."
Brom says "Penis envy."
You say "That's one, but relatively minor."
Stacey shivers.
You say "Stacey probably could figure out what Ken's issues are. Eventually."
Stacey might!
Auggie psychoanalyzes Kenneth. "Tell me about your mother..."
Brom says "Did she touch you a 'special place', Kenneth?"
Sai | Kenneth gets up and leaves.
Brom laughs.
Brom says "Kenneth Elric, full of angst!"
Basil says "Kenneth sees dead people."
Sai choked on some cherry coke, damnitall.
Basil says "Namely, everyone that pisses him off."
Sai hahahas.
Dillen wonders how 'Slaps-the-Wyrm-with-His-Mighty-Wang" is doing with Thea...
Gert blinks.
Kasia stares at Dillen.
Dillen points at Yi.
K-Bear shortens that to 'Slaps-Wang'.
Yi hehs at Dillen. He hasn't called her at all.
Gert says "Ohhh."
Dillen says "That sucks!"
Dillen will make Kenneth call her.
Gert says "A new storybook about Kenneth. _A Wish for a Wang that Works_."
You say "It's the full moon! And Kenneth doesn't have a phone."
Dillen says "Y'never know Yi, Thea might be into that sort of thing."
Basil says "Thea?"
Dillen says "A girl Kenneth and Dillen met."
Basil says "Kenneth dates? I'm impressed."
Gert says "Maybe Kenneth /should/ lop off his balls. Then he won't have to worry about getting itchy without being able to scratch. Either that, or start getting interested in anal."
Dillen chuckles.
Dillen says "ROFL"
Gert says "His prostate still works, right?"
Kasia says "Ummm, reconstructive surgery?"
Basil says "Kenneth? Anal? I think he'd sooner let a Vampire cut the rest of his appendages off."
Gert says "Kinda hard for Garou, Kasia. That regeneration thing."
Basil says "You'd have to get like, a Kinfolk doctor."
Gert says "Coggie Homeland has a cure-all-battlescars well, I think."
Basil says "Or go there."
Rook breaks at Gert.
Kasia says "Coggies can cure battlescars?"
Dillen told Kenneth he needs to get a thing like Eamon got for his hand.
Rook deednames Kenneth: ~Itchy-No-Scratchy~
K-Bear laughs.
Kasia says "The Itchy-no-Scratchy shooow!"
Dillen doesn't want to see that show.
Yi | Kenneth kills you all.
Kasia says "Hey, I bet the BF will take him in now!"
Dillen says "Oh hush. Go brood or something."
Basil has already been attacked by Kenneth plenty of times. He's got his card all full up.
Rook says "Was there a Gathering for Ken's johnson?"
Yi | Ken gets caught by the police. Gets hauled to court. When asked why he did it, Kenneth simply replies, I was sexually repressed. Kenneth gets sentenced to spend the rest of his life in the puzzle factory.
Dillen says "Trying to find the right piece?"
Basil says "I think he lost that."
You say "Kenneth would be the first patient at Arkham."
Basil says "Heh."
Sai ponders, Kenneth wears boxers because briefs are just silly. Especially with his scar.
Staceface laughs.
Tobin snirf.
Sai | Kenneth looks down at the tighty whiteys, and quietly laments to himself: GOD I'm a FREAK.
Josef says "Poor poor Ken."
Josef says "Does anyone IC call him Ken doll?"
Josef says "Oh, no, hardly anybody knows, eh?"
You say "No, but if anyone did it would be cause for a frenzy check."
Jervis says "Briefs are NOT silly."
You say "I think in one of the early logs, he got uppity about that. Insisted people call him Kenneth, not Ken, because he didn't want people to attribute a plastic smiley-happy doll to him."
Sai thinks it was towards Dillen.
Staceface always wondered what would happen if she called him 'Ken'.
Jervis says "What about "Kenny-K"?"
You say "I think lately I haven't actually posed him being irritated by people who've called him Ken."
You say "Have yet to hear someone call him Kenny too, like the South Park character."
Jervis says "Well...the novelty of that died when he wasn't culled."
Jervis says "Oh my God, they culled Kenny!"
Kevin thinks there should be more scenes of garou doing normal things like shopping, playing tennis, fixing their cars, etc. "Hmmm... Kevin needs a haircut desperately by now..."
Rook agrees, Kev. That's kinda why kin characters can be so neat.
Kasia nodnods, hence her playin' kin :)
You say "Kenneth needs a haircut. He'll probably get one around this time when there's a new moon."
Rook hops up and down on Kevin. Must meet IC! Must!
Rook ahem.
Staceface says "Um, there's a new moon..."
Kevin may even get up enough nerve to submit his kin app today.
Staceface would give Kenneth a haircut! :D
Rook cheers Kevin on.
Rook chuckles. | Stacey smiles brightly, brandishing a formidable-looking set of clippers. "Oh, /Kenny/..."
Kevin was gonna use it as an excuse to go out of the soddin' safehouse, but knowing Nat she'd just whip out her scissors and do it herself.
Rook says "And then she messes it up, and he Thralls?"
Yi | Kenneth blinks at Stacey. "What?" Stacey smiles innocently.
Kevin STABS NATALIE EIGHTY NINE TIMES WITH THE SCISSORS LIKE IN PSYCHO
Rook laughs!
You paged Dillen with 'We gotta tell Brom IC about the fomor.'.
Dillen pages: Oooo. Fun!
Long distance to Dillen: Yi nodnods. We can be like, 'Hey Brom, we fought a fomor last night!' Brom'd be like, 'WHAT?! And you guys didn't get me?! C'mon! >:(' And Dill and Ken are like, 'Well, you said you were goin' hope to bang Rillie'.
Dillen pages: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL YES!
You paged Dillen with 'And then Brom'll be like, 'But I would've hopped off Rillie and joined up, came back and finished her off!' XDDDDD'.
From afar, Dillen rolls around laughing so hard!!!
You paged Dillen with 'You laugh, because it's true. :)'.
Dillen pages: Too true! Too TRUE!
Long distance to Dillen: Yi needs to have Kenneth go out with Thea who ends up to actually be a nymphomaniac, as Jay suggested.
From afar, Dillen snarfles and chuckle. "He better get his tongue working."
You paged Dillen with 'She'd be all takin' his pants off, STARE. WTF? Kenneth: ... It was a car accident. A really bad car accident that I'd rather not talk about. Thea: ... That's ok! I got strapons.'.
You paged Dillen with 'Then Kenneth be like O_o;'.
From afar, Dillen is laughing so hard she is CHOKING!!!!
You paged Dillen with 'Don't die on me now. ;)'.
Dillen pages: Too freaking funny!!!
You paged Dillen with 'But it's aaaaaall true. Imagines Kenneth walking down the street, Dillen comes up hey man, what's u-- Kenneth grabs him and jerks him into the store. Dillen's like WTF? Then Kenneth's like SHHH, It's her! Crazy woman!'.
Dillen pages: ROFL! And kenneth gets a sta;ler!!!
Dillen pages: ROFL! And kenneth gets a staKler!!!
Long distance to Dillen: Yi laughs it up.
You paged Dillen with 'Dillen's like, Who? Ken: THEA. She's insane! Dill: >:D Oh her... *walks out of the store* Hey Thea!!'.
You paged Dillen with 'Kenneth in the store: *plots Dillen's death*'.
From afar, Dillen laughs and laughs!! "I can see it." Kenneth: Fucker. Dillen: So Thea, hear you and Ken are going out. Thea: Yep. (Then grabs Dillen in the crotch) Oooo. You have one!
Long distance to Dillen: Yi dies!
You paged Dillen with 'Thea: Y'wanna threesome? XD'.
Dillen pages: ROFL ROFL ROFL
Long distance to Dillen: Yi imagines he would be able to feel if someone touched it still, as is with skin. But actually deriving pleasure would be /reaaaaaaaally/ difficult. Tski told me like, imagine when a woman gets her clit surgically removed.
Dillen pages: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
Long distance to Dillen: Yi nods. Y'see?
Dillen pages: Yep. I understand totally now!
Long distance to Dillen: Yi chuckles. And people wonder why Ken was so angry and hated Jarred.
You paged Dillen with 'So, while he can be seduced to a point, aroused to a point, poor guy is like.. havin' blueballs for life.'.
Dillen pages: We can get him a mechanical one... Like Eamon's hand.
You paged Dillen with 'OMG.'.
Dillen pages: Thea would LOVE That.
Long distance to Dillen: Yi DIES.
Dillen laughs SO HARD and falls out of his chair.
You paged Dillen with 'Eamon had to go ask the Fairy folk. And his hand is supposed to be a fetish!'.
Yi fwaps Dillen!
You say "God that's just wrong."
Dillen pages: Oooo. Imagine a Fetish down there!!!
You paged Dillen with 'Slaps-the-Wyrm-with-His-Mighty-Wang'.
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