The following OOC quotes may contain adult humor, amongst other things. So. Yeah.

Aiyana lobs a garbage can at Josh.
Joshua has disconnected.
Snaik says "Good shot!"
Tskilegwa says "You got 'im!"
Yi lols.
Aiyana flexes.

Mr. White says "Hey Sky, my aunt told me that her stepdaughter is also teaching in Alaska. :)"
Sky says "Oh? Where?"
You say "I bet Sky can speak ... er.. Inuit."
Sky can speak a little bit of Yup'ik, which is not the same as Inupiat.
Nicodemus says "I don't understand Alaskan Native American culture. I guess I never really got Inuit."
Tobin says "They eat a lot of fat."
K. C. groans.
Sky says "Though there are some similarities. Quyana is similar to the Inupiat word for thanks, and Anak and Amak are well, the Yup'ik and Inupiat words for poop."
Sky smacks Nick.
Nicodemus rattles.

Nargalsius notes for the gathered crowd: I HATE PACK POSING! I hate it with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns!!!

Guest-of-Rat keeps seeing/reading/hearing this name -everywhere- these days. What is it with this Balthazar guy?
Little-Phoenix hehs.
Guest-of-Bull says "It's a good name. Though, those names are only the most recent ones given to the three Magi who supposedly visited Christ. (Magi being basicly religious astronomists at the time) They've had a crapload of names and ethnicities given to their image in the last few hundred years."
Guest-of-Bull says "God I know useless shit."
Little-Phoenix grins.
You say "It's not useless. I'm sure I'll end up learning about this when my Religions class gets to Christianity."
Little-Phoenix ends up melting in with people that are all angst at their parents and religion for some reason. Funny, that. :)
Benedict trys to remember where he heard those names before... Legacy of Kain?
Guest-of-Bull says "It's kind of an interesting story. Common knowledge is that these three are led by a star to find this kid as he's born. But all the old records that all that is based off of imply that they found Christ when he was as old as 2, and that they're the ones who may have set everything in motion by letting the people know what they believed him to be. Of course, then they had to disapear, because several lords wanted them dead. Or maybe they did end up dead. Who knows?"
Little-Phoenix says "Did you ever hear the story about the fourth that didn't find Christ until he was nailed on the cross? It took this guy some twenty years to find him..."
Guest-of-Bull says "Crono Trigger uses them. Xenogears uses them too. Squaresoft's translations often refer to them, and Vicks & Wedge from Star Wars."
Guest-of-Rat hunhs, and doesn't know these stories.
Mr. White says "Biggs."
Nicodemus says "And the moral of the story is that squeaky wheels get grease, but slow prophets get really fucked up."
Guest-of-Rat laughs.
Guest-of-Bull cracks up.

OOC Lounge and Really Large Sandwich
It's a touch crowded in the lounge right now. And a bit unusually decorated. But at least no one's going hungry. The floor and ceiling are both a slightly spongy brown substance that looks, smells, feels, and in fact tastes like whole wheat bread -- toasted. Between it are huge slabs of chicken, leaves of lettuce, slices of tomato and green pepper, and even a sprinkling of black olives, which some of the Garou and kin slithering through the innards of the sandwich have claimed as innertube-like seats. The meat and bread are warm, the veggies are cool, it's all tasty, and all in all it's not such a bad place to be, really.

Hazmat meanwhile notes that Salem is the biggest sucker in the entire Sept.
Rhiannon says "Sucker?"
Hazmat says "Sucker."
Rhiannon says "Oh, did Mel wheedle him?"
Hazmat says "Oh, you know about that, huh?"
Quentin says "Salem needed a girlfriend anyway."
Rhiannon hands Salem a nametag. "HELLO MY NAME IS sucker
Hazmat bets Cat will be jealous. Not to mention Rina. Oy.
Rhiannon says "Well, no I don't know about it. :D"
Rhiannon says "Is Mel gonna be his giiiiiiiiiirl? :>"
Hazmat aughs, she's only 18!
Quentin says "Legal!"
Hazmat says "11 years younger than him!"
Rhiannon says "Hey man! If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL."
Rhiannon coughs, okay, sorry.
Rhiannon says "Anyways. I don't know why Rina would be jealous of an 18 year old, but."
Hazmat says "Actually, one of the rules he set for her was for her to stay out of his bedroom. Mostly because he didn't want her snooping, but."
Yi tries to picture an anti-charach ward. | The two cubs approach each other, they get closer, closer... suddenly a cold metallic spiritual chastity belt clamps over their groins. And the belt talks. "NO CHARACHING!"
Rhiannon laughs.
Laura snickers.
Elisabeth chokes.
Hazmat says "But, augh, damn, he just got _rid_ of a roommate, and here comes this chick who apparantly had a total crush on John, and... somehow, he ends up with another roommate AKA housekeeper. Dammit."
Hazmat snickers at Yi.
Quentin says "He's not allowed to be alone. ;)"
Hazmat actually pictures something like the Virgin Alarm in Spaceballs.
Rhiannon says "Is Mel a Kinling?"
Yi | cub1: DAMNIT, I was just trying to swat the damn spider off her shoulder! cub2: SPIDERS?! WHERE!? *rarrfirsting*
Rhiannon laughs.
Aubrey giggles.
Hazmat hms and looks at Cam. "He's not kin as far as _Salem_ knows..."
Aubrey says "Sorry, that was me..."
Hazmat says "Er, she."
Aubrey coughs.
Quentin laughs. Oh, yeah, that's safe. :D
Nicodemus hands Mel a Salem wrapped with a bow on his head. "Like it? It's a doormat!" :)
Aubrey says "Mei is a kin... err."
Aubrey shuts up.
Cameron noddles.
Hazmat says "LIke I said. Sucker."
Rhiannon | Salem: I'm letting this teenager stay in my apartment with me. Rhi: Is she Kin? Salem: Not...that I know of. Rhi: Let me ask you something. Are you high, or just stupid? Salem: ...
Nicodemus says "Q nails it in one."
You say "Like Salem's angst level needs upping."
Hazmat | Salem says, "It's like a puppy following you home. You ask, Can I keep her?"
Rhiannon | "No. You can't keep her. Give her back to the pound or wherever she came from, because damnit, now you'll need to feed her and walk her and Madre knows what else."
Aubrey yawns tiredly. Okay, I need some sleep. Night!
Quentin | You'll need to feed her, walk her, and deflower her. No, wait, John probably took care of that last, god knows he did everything else that looked doe-eyed at him.
Quentin hides.
Yi ...........
Hazmat | "Awh, but mom, she's so cute... look at those eyes! Awww." | Mel blinks innocently and looks vulnerable.
Nicodemus | The deer wince.
Laura chokes at Nico.
Quentin falls over at Nico.
Hazmat laughs.
Rhiannon | Rhiannon is unmoved. "I'm bi, but that doesn't mean I'm dumb."
Quentin | At the news that Rhi is Bi, John returns from the dead.
Rhiannon o.O

Jervis says "I know about her...wasn't there another? Name began with an "F"..."
Elf uhhhh
Elf says "Not that I know of."
Nargalsius says "Fucktard?"
You say "Apocness."
Elf says "Fuck-the-Apocalypse."
You say "Hee."
Q-Bert says "I don't know if anyone would be that brave, Elf."
Sekhmet says "Apo's nuts, Q."
Andrea says "Andrea used up her profanity quota for the year with Glissa."
Sekhmet says "Given the chance, she might try."
Q-Bert says "Yes. I know. :)"
Tesla says "There is the new Shadow Lord, who is a bit Fang-like... Scuro. :)"
Haz says "Defies the Apocalypse."
Q-Bert means-- anyone sleeping with HER.
Haz says "But she'd call herself Fuck the Apocalypse, I imagine. :)"
Elf says "Well, she's got a boyfriend..."
Ling LOL
Q-Bert says "She does? :)"
Sekhmet privately admires Andrea's language skills.
Jervis wah?!
Tesla | Fucks-The-Apocalypse-Up-The-Ass-With-A-Spiked-Strap-On
Sekhmet okay, TMI.
Rook says "Gracious."

Q-Bert | Young cub.. there's no need to feel down, I said / Young cub.. pick yourself up off the ground, I said / Young cub.. 'cause you're in a new sept now / There's no need to go harano.. // Young cub.. there's a tribe for you to go to, I said, / Young cub.. there's a difference you can make / You can stay there, and I'm sure that you will find / Many wyrm-things to fight.. // It's fund to de-fend Mom G-A-I-A!
Ebony .....
Myste eyes Q. 'I'm going to have to hurt you now."
Little-Phoenix hehs.
Guest-of-Mouse wants to see Q-Bert make the G.
Haz says "Q, you're a true Galliard. :)"
Q-Bert says "I need to finish that up and post it on the GM LJ page."
Q-Bert says "..or, better, have Q perform it!"
Q-Bert says "Alicia could be the cowboy, Salem can wear the construction worker stuff.."
Anpwhotep peers at Q. Oh yes. Must have Q perform it. See how many hidebound types try to beat him into the ground.
Haz | Salem looks at Q. "No."
Q-Bert | Quentin blinks a bit, "Please? /Rina/ said she'd do it!"
Myste hides from all of you freaks.
Haz | Salem says again, "_No_."
Anpwhotep | Dane loans Salem a really big hammer.
Rook | Tatt eyes her packmates for a long moment. And lights a cigarette.
Haz | Salem folds his arms across his chest and looks stubborn.

Suu ows.
Haz laughs.
Suu says "There's this pain between my spine and my shoulderblade. Why?"
Q-Bert gets that all the time.
You say "It's the aliens!"
Dizzy says "Your wings are finally coming in."
You say "That would be sweet."
Ivy likes Dizzy's reason!
Suu says "Only one?"
Suu prod her other shoulder with a fork, to encourage growth.
Ivy says "Which side is it?"
Suu says "Left."
Ivy says "Good."
Q-Bert says "You're a One Winged Angel, like Sephiroth."
Ivy would hate to think you were becoming a right-winger.
Yi badum *tCHHHhhh!*
Suu facepalms. Ivyyyyyy.
Ivy beams.
Q-Bert groans.
Dizzy says "That was the greatest, Yi."
Dizzy says "Er, Ivy."
Dizzy is too tired.
Ivy yays! Thank you.
Suu is glad her body and Ivy, when combined, provide the lounge with amusement.
Suu hmms. Okay. Maybe it's me, but that sounds terrible.

Guest-of-Bull embodied elements of the World of Darkness once, but then took some ex-lax and worked it through.

Kaz says "You people have such a weird pack."
Kaz eyes the time.
Cameron says "Ahh, but it's family."
Kaz grins faintly. "You're doing it right."
Kaz then tries to imagine John saying that, and giggles.
Haz says "We're a very strange, fucked-up family, but a family nonetheless."
Cameron . o O (So why are you inviting me into the pack? | Well, you know the saying. You can't choose your family.)
Rook says "We're like the Brady Bunch!"
Cameron says "On crack."
Rook says "With claws."
Cameron says "Right."

Yi thinks of the Walkers more like the Addams Family. If you don't mind, and stuff. Alicia can be Cousin It. :D
Cameron will be sure to call her that IC, then.
Quentin laughs.
Rook says "Tatt is /so/ Uncle Fester."
Cameron laughs.
Cameron says "Woo! I get to be Gomez!"
Rook says "She's bald, too!"
Haz says "John is Gomez, Rina Morticia."
You say "Salem can be the butler."
Quentin says "John is the patriarch. Rina is his much younger wife always flirting with everyone else. Salem is the creepy uncle, Rhiannon is the responsible aunt (siblings, of course)."
Haz says "Salem is Lurch, yes."
Quentin says "Francisco is the wacky uncle that never got a job."
Rook thinks John and Lish work as Gomez and Morticia. Remember the tango?
Cameron | Salem intones solemnly, "You rang?"
Yi laughs some more. And how they really like torturing each other. They think it's sexy.
You say "And the Walkers inherited their riches from Lianne!"
You say "Frankie and Leala are the two kids."
Rook says "Cat is Wednesday!"
Cameron avoids that subject. Cough-cough. Closed doors, and whatnot.
MiniYi says "Bah. That's Quentin. Cat's not into torture."
You say "Well the Addams DO have a ton of relatives."
MiniYi says "Cat's the poor little boy next door. From the animated version."
You say "There were the conjoined twins, and the crazy uncle, and cousin it..."
You say "The uncle who was pulled apart by horses... I know! Cat can be THING."
Cameron thinks Yi has the Wednesday mind-set.
Cameron says "Nearly."
Dane snickers. | Let's play a game. It's called "Is there a God?"
Yi | Cat: Would you like to buy some Walkercookies? Yi: Are they made of real Walkers?
Cameron | Yi: Why is everyone looking at me like that?

Rook | Tatt returns with Cat after a night on the town, and leaves the cub on the Walkerhouse doorstep. With a bar through his nose and a naked-lady tattoo on his arm.
Feinan snickers at Rook.
Rook | Cat looks up at Salem meekly, and says, "Look... she dances when I flex!"
Haz | Salem eyes the cub, then seeks out Tatt. "I approve, except now he's comatose."
Haz pictures Tatt sneaking Cat into a nudiebar, too, somehow.
Aubrey blinks.
Rook says "Oh, /totally/."
Cameron | Young Cat's eyes open wider than a pair of saucers. And stay that way for the next three months.
Rook says "She'd truss him up in duct-tape and leave him in the Champagne Room for a couple hours. ( Give him the works, girls. )"
Haz | Salem nods. "Good. After an evening with Tatt, nothing should shock him anymore."
MiniYi says "Tatt, stay away from cubby. He's being Judged. You could break him."
You say "You guys! This is an innocent young boy we're talking about!"
Cameron says "Too innocent."
Haz says "Way too innocent."
Rook says "My little brother is fifteen, Yi. You know not of which you speak."
You say "You're just saying that because you're jaded."
Cameron | John's eyes glaze over as he watches fondly. "Ahh, those were the days."
Rook is not jaded!
Rook is slightly tarnished. But not jaded!
Haz | Salem thinks about fifteen. Then snorts.

Yi loadin' loadin' loadin', keep that webpage loadin', even though it's frozen, I cry!

Wakshaani needs to host, like, a GarouMUSH DDR-a-thon.
Scuro says "/Watching/ it amuses me. 90% of the people who play it have /no/ clue about dance. They come off looking like STOMP rejects or like they're trying out for Native American Fancy Dance, all stompy-like."
Scuro says "There are a couple of kids who make it look absolutely effortless, but half the ones I see over there are about like I would be. Hesitant and stompy."
Wakshaani appsa a new Glass Walker Galliard: Dance-Dance-for-Gaia.
Karen says "Native American dancing and bad DDRers have no similarities what-so-ever."
Scuro says "True enough, Karen, but, not unlike Irish dance, which is more footwork and rigid body posture, the plains tribes' fancy dance that I've seen involves footwork and a sort of Kokopelli-like semi-hunched over posture. If you were to see the kids that are plainly in my visual memory, you'd see where I make the connection. :)"

Tobin says "Well fuck me running. Tonight has been the freakiest in memory."
Tobin says "So not only did I have the adventures with the backed up freeway due to a SHOOTING, but on the way to get pizza tonight, there were TWO MORE accidents. Two seperate accidents along the way. The second one was right where I needed to turn onto the road to the pizza place."
Wakshaani nods sagely at Tobin. "Peperoni waits for no man."

(The Saga of Wakshaani's No-Monitor MUSHing Method)
Quentin remembers watching a friend MUSH.. at 300baud.
Sky used to MUSH at slower speeds than this... back in the day... and never seemed to mind. Ah, but I've been spoiled for a few years.
Quentin says "His main computer was down.. and he -really- wanted to be at an online event.. so he pulled out my old C64. And managed to dialup to Delphi and login.. it was.. scary."
Tobin whoas at Q
Tobin says "Now that's dedication."
Quentin nods to Tobin. "He went to.. a Pern Hatching. At 300 baud."
Wakshaani patpats Q. "I RP'd here for 6 weeks at 2400 ... without a monitor.
Sky remembers that, Wak.
Sky says "But then, I was mushing at 2400 for ...3 years?"
Quentin eye Wak. "..without a monitor?"
Feinan blinks at Quentin. A Hatching at 300 baud? That's not dedication. That's masochism.
Wakshaani nods. Without a monitor.
You say "Er... how?"
Sky had the monitor, though. (:
Wakshaani used Print Screen. And a hopeful sense of timing.
Yi good gods.
Quentin is scared of Wak.
Wakshaani would be, like, "I think that's about long enough for a screen full of poses. *print*.
Tobin ...
Sky remembers. "I wonder if I still have a log of some of the lounge discussion of that. (:
You say "WHY wak, WHY?"
Wakshaani would then read the prinout, and type in a pose. And then wait a bit, and print again.
Quentin says "Wak is the Alpha MUSH Geek now."
You say "Wak. You are the coverstory of MUSHers Anon."
Wakshaani says "Well, I didn't have enough for a monitor, but I had a HUGE stack of paper ... still HAVE said stack of paper, actually ... that I didn't think would ever run out."
Wakshaani still has the printouts. "The last few days were hardest, because while I had plenty of paper (Like, a lifetime supply!) the ink ran out. And, of course, I had no money for a new ink cartridge. So I did what any dedicated gamer would do.
Wakshaani took a knife, carved off teh side of a dozen or so number two pencils, and rubbed them over the impressions in the page, to make 'Shadow letters' that were readable. Wakshaani says "Sadly, this last bit was too slow for RP. OOC room only at that point."
Helen laughs!
Sky says "Wak was certifiable. We're not so sure he's any better, now."
Dane chuckles. Damn.
Quentin stares at Wak. "You're kdiding about that last. Right?"
Wakshaani nopes at Q.
Quentin says "Someone put this discussion on a quote's page. Otherwise nobody will ever believe me."
Yi will. O.o
Wakshaani says "When I was lil' bitty, I saw Encyclopedia Brown do it in a book, and Scooby Doo's gang did it a few times in a cartoon. I had nothing to lose, so."
Wakshaani says "Well. They did it with coal dust from a handwritten pad of paper, but, same theory."
Dane boggles. Someone else who read Encyclopedia Brown?
Sky says "Didn't everyone read EB?"
Wakshaani nodnods at Dayne. Try ... Sara Tops. *URK* *die*
Dane says "Well, they did where I grew up. But since then I mention it and people give me this blank stare."
Feinan nods. I loved Encyclopedia Brown.
Wakshaani has your back. Uhm. Yo.

Aubrey has arrived.
Aubrey rars! Paper or plastic!? x.X

Rhiannon says "I like, must still be connected at home."
Rhiannon says "What's the command to boot yourself? :>"
Rhiannon has partially disconnected.
Rhiannon says "There we go."
Rhiannon says "Most MU*s have a command to kill your extra selves."
Rhiannon says "If you have a hung connection, or if you're just a dumbass, like me."
Yi eyes. What happens if you +selfboot yourself when there are no connections?
Rhiannon says "Nothing."
Rhiannon says "It only kicks the spares."
Unnur resists the temptation to make a comment on that 'hung' connection.
Rhiannon grins at Unnur.
Rhiannon says "One day a MU I was on lost it's connectivity, and when it regained it there were like 30 stuck connections."
Rhiannon shouted, "Wow, just LOOK at all those WELL HUNG connections!

Cameron puts his hands on his hips, throws her head back, and "MWUAHAHAHAHAHA"s.
Cameron says "Gendermav! His, his. c.c"
Yi | Tiny gnat flies into Cam's open mouth.

Salem has arrived.
Salem climbs into Alicia's lap and sheds.
Rook styles Salem's poof.
Salem is a poofy wolf now.
Salem says "Rook's just jealous because I have pretty hair."
Alicia has pretty paws.
Cameron chews Alicia. Lewdly.
You say "Salem? Poofy? It boggles the mind."
Salem floofs.
Salem prances, thusly.
Cameron sure hopes that ain't IC.
Cameron will have to sedate him and put teh One-eye in an institute for a while if that's the case.
Yi asides to an employee. "The serum works. Send the funds to the R/D dept."
Cameron | Lyra broke our Salem!
Cameron | Dammit. Make the Gnawers pay for a new one, then.
Salem frolicked in the woods and found a sense of peace.
Yi suddenly imagines Salem with an afro.
Salem is all happiness and light now. La la, want a daisy?
Yi BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cameron augh! Stoppit! It's starting to get scary.
Rook | Tatt castrates Salem to put him out of his misery.
Salem prances up to Cameron, a flower held neatly in his jaws. His eyes are wide and Bambi-like and empty.
Salem is a mean Salem no more.
Salem is a good Salem now.
Salem nodnods.
Cameron | John musters all his strength and slams Salem in the face with an impact that is audible for quite some distance. He cracks his knuckles and inspects the one-eyed Walker cautiously.
Alicia drags Cameron out for a spanking.
Yi | Yi snickers in the background and quickly skitters off.
Rook | Tatt puts Salem's penis in a jar on her mantelpiece.
You say "Salem is a platonic male friend?"
Alicia admires it. "Wow."
Salem sits up, rubbing at his jaw. "Ow," he says, and then stares down at himself in horror. "...Why am I wearing a Pikachu costume? And WHERE THE HELL IS MY JOHNSON?!"
Alicia LAUGHS at Yi! "Dicks in Glass cases!" Break in case of emergency!
Rook lol.
Cameron | Scowling, John makes Tatt give it back. "But you have to promise to /use it/ this time."
Rook facepalms.
Salem clutches the jar to his chest, still shell-shocked.
Yi grins at Alicia.
Salem says "...Lyra. This is all Lyra's fault."
Salem says "The last thing I remember, I was staring down into those big glimmery Anime eyes."
Salem says "After that, it's all a blank."
You say "You thought Lyra was a philodox? Haha! She's Galliard. With Mindspeak. ;)"
Cameron puts Salem in re-hab. | Mean-spirited bastard rehabilitation centre. First up on the program is the ritualistic slaughter of kittens, followed by lunch. Kitten pie. For a light recreational activity after lunch, inmates (er... clients) are coaching in 'Maniacal Laughter' sessions.
Yi pulls the Enraged Spirit of Ivy off of Cam.
Rook chokes on her dinner.
Salem returns from re-hab a raging son of a bitch, ready to kick puppies in the face. "Grr. Snarl." He wears black leather and rides a Harley. "Froth." He enforces Walker justice with an iron fist. Literally, an iron fist. "Rar!"
Rook | Drew eyes the new leathers, and licks her lips.
Salem | The Brand New Salem grabs Drew, drags her into the bathroom for ravishing. But does he call her the next day? Hell, no!
Salem says "RAR."
Cameron hehs.

Yi | There's one girl in particular. I've been trying to get the URL to her livejournal. She thinks she's the reincarnation of Ludwig the second because she read the manga, she thinks she's a man (despite the boobs), moreover, she thinks she's a gay man in a relationship with another gay man who is also a girl who thinks she's a gay man. I really need to get the URL for her livejournal. | You certainly do! I feel sexually ambiguous, just reading that.

Cerwin implies, perhaps in a very roundabout way, that Salem is an asshole.
Cerwin says "I don't think Lyra will get it. ;>"
Dizzy poor Salem.
Apocalypse says "How roundabout?"
Cerwin | "Salem said my family revels in shit!" "Lobita, opinions are like assholes." < significant pause > "Everyone has one."
Cerwin says "I almost had her stumble and say is, but thought it was too blatant. ;>"
Dizzy hee.
Apocalypse laughs.
Apocalypse | Salem grumbles. "Well, they _do_."
Dizzy laughs!
Cerwin | "All have assholes? I certainly hope so."
Helen hees.
Dizzy laughs at that as well.
Yi saves the quote for posteriority.
Cerwin laughs at Yi. That's pretty funny.

Tskilegwa | There once was a metis
Whose head was made out of lettuce
In battle while wrestlin'
A BSD added some italian dressing
And now he's scientifically deadus.
Tskilegwa sucks, too.
MiniYi says "One day, while talking of metis; Yi tried her hand at poetis; since her poems were bad, her bones what we had- hey! You stole lettuce."
Sky says "Your meter was way off. (:"
You say "Which is another thing. Should it be pronounced in standard English? Since the vowels are separated by one consonant, the first vowel should be long. So.. Garou would Gay-roo? Gay-ruh? Gay-row?"
Tskilegwa says "It was the odometer: it detects stink."

Cornpop calls 'em Wolfkin. Ratkin, Wolfkin, Catkin, Birdkin...
You say "Though the Fianna wouldn't admit to borrowing from the French. ;)"
You say "Cheesekin."
Cornpop says "CHEESE."
Yi gives Cornpop a giant umpteen-kilo cheese wheel.
MiniYi says "Birdykins!"
Sky says "What should I eat for dinner?"
Tskilegwa says "Nick has a whole list of names for them. Scoobies, Wookies, Fuzzies, Pitbulls, Barkers, Crotch-Sniffers, etc."
MiniYi says "Pumpkin."
You say "Ratikin."
Yi hms. Drinks-From-Toilets would be an interesting Groo name.
Tskilegwa says "Toilet-drinkers was another one."
You say "Fears-the-News(paper)."
MiniYi says "Chases-the-Mailman."
MiniYi |Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Tskilegwa misses having Dana around for Nick to kibbitz with. She was about the only PC he could use all those derogatory names with and not get killed.
Sky hehs.
Cornpop grins.

Cornpop says "Then there was Leslie, the Get of Fenris Metis who was male in birth form, Crinos, and female every other form. Plus had brittle claws."
You say "Get of Fenris metis. C'mon. There -has- to be a limerick about this somewhere."
MiniYi says "Then there's Tom."
MiniYi tries to make a joke, fails, and shrinks to 1/16th.
Cornpop says "Zygote clone!"
MiniYi EEeee....
Cornpop thinks about other metis in GarouMUSH past.
Tskilegwa says "Brutus. Ol' scaley."
You say "Leslie was a Groo Get of Fenris. In fact he was born as a metis. With small brittle claws, and feminine jaws... I dunno what else rhymes with metis."

OOC Lounge and Milliways
If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Built on the (eventually) ruined remains of an otherwise insignificant planet and enclosed in a vast time bubble, Milliways has an unparalleled view to take in while enjoying comestibles of all times and cultures: the whole of creation, exploding around you. Reg Nullify and his Cataclysmic Combo provide unobtrusive yet danceable music, and Max Quordlepleen takes the stage periodically to emcee the evening's entertainment, lightening the tone of the main event, as it were. The guests are fascinating, the food is incredible, and the prices are even more so, but there's never been anything like it -- and there certainly never will be, either.
(On Silver Hypersensitivity)
Tskilegwa says "So it sucks just slightly more, but you can sense the stuff if it's in your vicinity when normal garou couldn't. Thanks."
You say "Everyone would be saying to that metis, 'Sucks to be you in an earring store!'"
MiniYi laughs.
MiniYi says "Sensing by virtue of breaking out in hives?"
Tskilegwa thinks that's a wussy-ass metis flaw. Have a third eye--that's blind!
Cornpop says "Rat-kitsune ass transplant!"
Tskilegwa says "Seriously!"
Yi o.O

Rook says "/Was/ there a revel?"
Nargalsius says "Yes."
Nargalsius says "Just not on screen."
Rook ahs. What'd we kill?
Seirian says "Britney Spears."
Nargalsius says "She needed killin'."
Rook aww.
Rook | The Sept members return from battle, bedraggled and dripping with Tainted silicone.
Rorschach snickers at Rook.
Seirian nods sagely. "She was very corrupted. One of the lines, before the censors got to it, in one of her songs was supposed to be 'I'm not a girl, not yet a fomori."
Nargalsius says "She said, 'Hit me baby one more time,' so I did."
Seirian grins.

Elan says "And it was fortold by Bites-His-Mangey-Ass that after a time of fire, would come the Hot Dog, and all would be good, and the Hydrants would run with Free Mustanrd and Fixings and the dog Catcher hated be he would be Cast From The Earth. Let us pee."

Rook watches all these new cubs arrive. | Yeah, hi. Um... we don't really have a /caern/ at the moment, but if you sit tight we'll help you out in a minute.
Cat |Okay, we're ready- hey, weren't there five of you? |Um, yeah, but a really scary guy came and grabbed Timmy...
Tekkie | TIMMAH!!!
Nicodemus takes in some new cubs, has them lay on the nice metal benches with straps for feet and hands, fires up a drill.
Brigid | Take a number, wait for the big red sign above the Caern to flash it. *five hours later* 'Now serving: 2'

Nicodemus thinks there should be a couple raggies that do "Who's Line is it?" at a sept moot where people get to call out stuff.
Rook chuckles.
Nicodemus | Vampire with an overbite at the dentists with a bad cavity!
Cat says "That's great! LB can be Drew Carey."
Nicodemus | And the Dentist is a Gurahl!
Nicodemus | A homosexual Gurahl!
Rook says "Owen can be the bald guy!"

Dane idly thinks that what we need is Brings-Bloody-Smile's squirrel. A whole army of them. Each armed with a Blinkspaw. The BSDs will self-destruct in self-defense.
Helen LAUGHS.
Dane chuckles. I think everyone else is busily bleaching their brains to get rid of that image, eh Helen?

Sekhmet says "Robert used Latin! Robert used Latin!"
Guest-of-Mouse says "Make sure Randy doesn't object . . ."
Sekhmet honestly wonders if it was just shellshock at too many logins.
You say "So...what'd he say?"
Lenny says "Robert is Studly."
Rhiannon says "'My penis is the sword of fire.'"

(During the Big Fight in the Umbra with a huge bane that had silver saws for weapons on its six-some legs, Reggie ended up getting his skull almost sheared off at the top. This was the OOC Lounge convo after the scene.)
Reggie arrives to back up LB against the evil Get.
Little Bear woo hoo!
Tobin says "Fliptop!"
Little Bear hee.
Little Bear says "Better deedname than rags. ;)"
Reggie protests, "Rags-torn-to-Rags is a great name."
John semi-idles for an hour. There are things that need to be done this afternoon that I can get done now, helping me stay in the fight longer.
Rides-Fire says "Dooom!"
Tobin says "Yeah, but Fliptop is better. ;)"
Little Bear says "If you're a Bone Gnawer. ;)"
Reggie will have to fight with one hand on his skull to keep it on.
Little Bear hee.
Yi offers a piece of twine to tie down Reggie's skull.
Little Bear deednames Reggie Open-Minded.

NevadaDEAD sloshes bloodily in. "So, wahh-- you guys know where a guy can get some head, huh?"
Tobin wubba wubba
Yi gives Nev a flaming jack-o-lantern, a horse, and a maniacal unearthly laugh.
Bitter Cup gives Nev a dollar.
NevadaDEAD finally has an excuse to chase Johnny Depp.
Quentin says "You need an excuse?"
Yi grins.

Sekhmet says "Wendiglo? Is that like a kind of watch for natives?"

Guest-of-Bull(Worm) says "I played a Fianna Dox, once. I had NOTHING cool but resist pain and some glowing balls that I could read by."
You say "Glowing balls!"
Nicodemus TMI!

Wakshaani says "The US needs to lose in the cup, and lose soon. The US already wins everything else. For goodness sakes, we slaughtered in the WInter Olmpics. The *Winter* *Olympics*! The games where guys named Sven are supposed to win everything. Soccer, we don't watch. The rest of the world watches. We don't need to win a game that we don't watch that is the last remaining source of pride for so many countries. I mean, we beat Portugal. Woo hoo? We kicked around a country that's about the size of New Jersey, most famous for once having the audacity to sit down with Spain to draw out a map that split the world between them. But if, say, East Burma beats us? Riots for days. Those are happy people. We owe it to the world to suck at this game."

Dizzy says "Wait a minute! All the bad stuff going around right now and I get swatted for a PUN?!?!"
You say "It was a bad pun."
Dizzy nods, "True, dat."
Yi >:D
Tskilegwa says "But, you know, ewe deserved it."
Dizzy dies from the even worse pun. x.X
Yi almost swats Tski. Except Tski is Evil.
Nargalsius says "Well, he is a fascist."
Tskilegwa says "Fascist? Fascist? Calling me a fascist is like saying Antartica is a bit on the cool side."

Dizzy throws the can-opener out the window. "Rar! Weaver thing!"
You say "Great can-opener spirit! Awaken and use your awesome power to fight the Wyrm! *opens Pentex-co brandname chunk tuna in spring water*"
Salem has left.
You say "Oo lookit that, I scared off Salem."
Aubrey laughs!
Dizzy snickers. "Yi, you one crazy girl."
Aubrey thinks Yi should quote herself on that one.

Suu wants to make Switzerland the dominant world power. Then everyone would be on time, have lotsa chocolate, and get along.
Lenny falls over.

Rhiannon says "Ma'am, your bullets are all silver." "Yes." "Why?" "I'm high maintenance."

Lenny explains this is the first time I've been IC since I got the harassing phone calls from the Wyrm.
Aubrey has only got an hour/hour and a half left anyway. "Would have to start RPing at this very minute to get anywhere, even a little."
Darth Hazmat says "Kaz been hiding out?"
Guest-of-Stag says "I always knew the Wyrm was in telemarketing."
Suu |Hello, this is the IRS, calling about your tax forms- and by the way, we're gonna trash your Caern, since you missed the deadline. *cackle*

Touch Deer says "My nipple will be okay. It is very strong. It works out every day."

Guest-of-Falcon says "You guys blow up more stuff than a John Woo film." (Worm guest)

OOC Lounge and Yggdrasil
You're on a tremendous branch, easily as wide as a superhighway, and you realize that it is merely the tip-end of vastly larger growth. Above and beneath stretches mighty Yggdrasil, the World Ash, the great tree that supports and contains all of reality. Huge stairways and ramps have been carved into the light wood and souls walk up and down in continuous ranks. Vast multicolored lights have been strung on the tree, winking and blinking like stars in the firmament; candy canes the size of redwoods are hung on the branches, alternating with great red bows. A vast garland of mistletoe girdles the tree (Baldur! Don't touch that!) and a multitude of presents are scattered around the roots, guarded from peeking gods by the fearsome Norns seated by the Well of Urd. Nine great globes of glass hang on the tree itself, pulsing with light and life or darkness and cold despair: Asgard, Alfheim, Vanaheim, Niflheim, Midgard, Muspelheim, Jotunheim, Svartalfheim, and Hel.
The disconnected players and puppets are wrapped in bright paper by the Norns and tossed into Odin's goat cart. Baaah.

OOC Lounge and Garou Thanksgiving
You're in the great room of a large house deep in the woods. Two fireplaces provide a warm and cheery atmosphere despite the below-freezing temperatures outside. Snow clings to the windowpanes but the cold never touches this place. The Children of Gaia elders are in the kitchen, making a large herb-seasoned turkey with all the trimmings while the Silver Fang matrons look on with disdain, as turkey was cooked /differently/ in /their day/ and surely this must be /some/ kind of Litany violation. The Black Furies stand well away, wanting no domestic taint to fall on them while the Shadow Lords gather to discuss all the goings-on in the family over the past year, hinting at dark secrets and hidden motives. The Fianna are spiking the eggnog and the Uktena are busy with decorations that might have some spiritual significance, but they aren't talking. Meanwhile in the den, the Glass Walkers are setting up the DVD players for the movie marathon while the Bone Gnawers and Get of Fenris fight over the remote. Football! Hockey! Football! Hockey! The Silent Striders and Stargazers watch the patterns made by the frost and divine strange prophecies from them. Outside, the little metis kids try to huddle out of the wind, hoping for some scraps to come their way once the feasting is done. The Red Talons eye the house from the darkness of the surrounding wood, waiting.

OOC Lounge and Garou Hallowe'en
It's Hallowe'en Night, and all the tribes are out trick-or-treating. The little Bone Gnawers cubs are dressed as hobos, complete with black soot beards, and struggle under the weight of their candy bags. They /are/ the best beggers, after all. They're avoided by the Silver Fang kids, all dressed up in the best costumes money can buy. The Fianna run and jump, mock-fighting with plastic klaives and chasing the Shadow Lord kids. The Glass Walkers are still playing with Gameboys as they scoot from house to house, avoiding the huge Get kids who're waiting to beat them up and take their fun-size Snickers. A group of Uktena and Wendigo kids are busy egging houses and writing 'Wyrmcomer Go Home' in soap on car windows. The Black Furies, Striders and Stargazers are off on a hayride, or running through the local haunted mansion. The Children of Gaia happily collect candied apples and popcorn balls from the neighbors, then settle down to share with all the other kids. (And because the Sweep message was too good to be lost: The disconnected players and puppets are dragged into the bushes by the Red Talon kids and messily devoured. Trick!)

OOC Lounge and 'Land of the Lost' Cave
This is a roomy and pleasant cave, with a firepit, modest furniture, sleeping bags and very few other trappings of civilization. All the rest was lost when you went over that giant waterfall yesterday and somehow lived through it, then got chased in here by the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Yes, that was a big surprise. But no more of a surprise than last night, when you noticed the strange stars and the extra moons. Ancient cities, mysterious aliens, crystal-controlled pylons that warp time and space, dinosaurs, proto-humans, and the ever-present Sleestak are around... Welcome to the trash heap of the universe, the septic tank of space-time, the Land of the Lost.

OOC Lounge and Pumpkin Patch
You're in the middle of a vast patch of pumpkins, which have grown large and full during the summer. Now, as fall approaches, they are ready for the harvest. Some are even large enough to sit on, providing a dry place to rest among the twining vines. The air is crisp and cool, with the scent of distant woodsmoke lending a tang to the breeze. Leaves are turning red and brown, and the fields of wheat and corn around this area practically blaze with gold. All seems right and content here in this patch of farmland under the endless sky.

Yi thinks on this. Do I want my parents up here for this holiday?
Tobin says "What's going on with Yi?"
Jeremy wants Yi at my house for the holiday. :)
You say "If they decide they're going to come up on Thursday..."
Dizzy wants Yi at Jer's house too. ^^
Helen says "NO. My house! .. good god I could see. My dad would make us all talk about the MUSH."
Helen says "He's STILL pondering a character here. ;)"
Tobin says "Your...dad?"
Tobin says "DUde, that's just wrong."
Laura quirks. Your dad, eh?
Helen says "Yes. My dad. A Fianna ahroun."
Tobin says "Lock your door."
Laura gulps. Oh dear...
Guest-of-Stheno says "Angry drunk?"
Guest-of-Stheno ducks.
Jeremy wonders if Helen's dad TS's. LOL BWHAHAHA. ahem.
Helen LAUGHS! at Jeremy.
Helen says "My dad actually hasn't drunk anything for awhile, believe it or not!!"
Jeremy | Helen walks into the living room. O.o;; ".. Dad! Wha--.. what are you doing with Rina?!"
Helen LAUGHS!!
Laura notes to self: Never TS again...
Helen CRACKS.
Rusty LOL!
Yi DIES.
Helen FALLS OVER
Helen says "I found him searching on Yahoo.com for 'sex toys'."
Dizzy LAUGHS.
Helen ;)
Laura says "Ever"
Guest-of-Cougar says "ALRIGHTY THEN....."
Jeremy | Helen's dad clears his throat. ".. What? Everyone else is....right?"
Yi considers saving this convo as Helen's Dad blackmail.
Jeremy wants this on Yi's quote page. :)
Helen | Helen says, "What the hell are you doing, Mr. Jon Duncan?" Helen's dad says, "Uh. Talking with Rina."
Laura could recommend better places than Yahoo for sextoys.
Dizzy hees.
Helen cackles.
Rusty nods to Laura. So could I.
Yi | Helen: Uh hunh... right... whatever... Helen's Dad: She's a nice girl! I mean.. woman.. I mean...
Spike snoers.
Helen LAUGHS.
Jeremy | Helen looks at the log and scowls. "Dammit Dad! I'm telling Mom! MOOOooooOOOoom! DAD IS HAVING CYBER SEX!"
Helen says "No, no."
Helen | Helen shrieks, "BARB! DAD IS FUCKING MY FRIEND OVER THE INTERNET!!!"
Helen says "My parents are divorced, Jer'. ;"
Helen ;)
Jeremy | Barb says. "All your base are belong to us. Now wash up for dinner."
Helen lol.
Helen | Helen's dad, "But we just got stAAAarted!" Barb, "NOW, JON." Helen's dad, "Buuut--" Lanie, "GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU PERVERT."
Jeremy | Helen waits for her dad to go AFK, then picks up on the RP to finish Rina off, hehe.
Helen O.O at Jer' and kills him.
Jeremy dies!
Yi | And all the while, the little logging feature is set On. Helen's mom uses the computer later, and discovers an odd txt file...
Mr. White has arrived.
Laura waves to Whitey.
Amy wonders how Rina's player feels about this talk.
Dizzy hees at Jer.
Jeremy got to joke with her about it IRL actually. :)
Mr. White waves.
Mr. White says "Talking about sex again? :)"

Tobin makes it his mission, his quest! to seduce Laura.
Laura raises an eyebrow. You sure you've got the stamina, silverboy?
Tobin says "I am a SIlver Fang. Heroic stamina is what we're /all/ about, baby--er, my lady. c.c"
Yi laughs at Tobin and Laura.
Laura is not fooled by the lofty speech. "Yer tryin' t'get into me undies, eh?"
Tobin snorf.
Tobin smirks at Laura, "If I wanted to get into your undies, I'd just have Jervis raid your bedroom and wear them my-- er, wait. Yes. I'm trying to get you into bed." c.c
Laura 0.0 Second note to self: put pit trap in underwear drawer.

Jay shakes Yi back and forth and siiiiighs, then gives her a huge smooch. "Ya'know -- you are beautiful the way you are and one day you'll make some guy (Me) real lucky." :) *laughs*
Yi chuckles. Why me?
Jay grins. "Because... Um... Well, I got my list -- just not ganna read it in the OOC lounge.
Sekhmet thinks Yi can do better.
Sekhmet ducks. :)
Guest-of-Clotho says "Ouch."
Yi snerks the shake she's drinking. *coughchoke*
Jay clears his throat. "Sep, you've met me IRL. I couldn't help but notice you drooling over me. :P Don't deny the truth. I -- " Flex. "am a God."
Sekhmet was momentarily possessed by a sub-demon from the 5th and a half level of hell.
Sekhmet sees that Jay's ego is made of kevlar. :)
Sekhmet says "Good."
Jay is taking lessons from Collin.
Sekhmet laughs.

John invests in the ability to see through walls, in the latest dungeon-crawling game he's playing, and soon regrets it. | What the fuck? Those scorpions are bigger than I am! No! Bollocks to saving the world. I'm going home!

Nargalsius needs to play with everyone.
Salem RPs with Owen. Oh, wouldn't _that_ be fun. :>
Kaz hides.
Yi sighs softly at John. That'll be.. what.. few weeks from now
Nargalsius rarr.
John slaps a wet towel around Salem's shoulders and psyches him up a little. OK, champ. Restrain anger, and all that.
John . o O (Up? Down. Massages and scented oils. Yesyes.)
Yi peers at John.
Salem. John. Scented oils and massages. This could SO be taken out of context...
Yi took it out of context already. >.<

[Halloween Sweep regarding Talons]
The disconnected players and puppets are dragged into the bushes by the Red Talon kids and messily devoured. Trick!
Cerwin has left.
Vicki has left.
Richard has left.
Mountain-Chaser has left.
Joey has left.
Francisco snuggles Yi!
Yi laughs at the sweep. Talon pride!
Guest-of-Kali says "Talon Kids sounds like some WoD thing turned into a saturday morning cartoon."
Salem snickers.
Yi twitches.
Francisco says "Like Teen Wolf!"
Yi nay, not twitches. Spasms.
Guest-of-Kali says "Sorta like muppet babies... Only bloodier."

[After a HelenaGuest that had bare conceptions of the good grammar and punctuation we use on GrooMUSH... not saying anything about spelling though. ;D]
Cameron eyes Helena.
Yi sniffs. "Is punctuation really that scorned on the Internet nowadays? Alas."
Cameron has /no/ idea.
Wakshaani ayups.
Cameron doesn't think it's worth going anywhere else if he's going to be spammed to death by exclamation marks and 'lol's.
Ivy does not bet large wads of cash on the chances, if punctuation is a trial.
Ivy does not find that it is.
You say "We are a dying race. The cyberworld is falling to the Eater-of-Periods, and the Lower case banes."
Wakshaani hee!
Ivy likes.
You say "When Will You Punctuate?"
Cameron stands fast wherever he goes. A bastion of exemplary punctuation and capitalization. And middling grammar.
Ivy says "Pedant: The Correcting."
Cameron breaks.
Ivy is tempted to make a little page of that.
Yi snickers, and co-authors with Ivy.
Cameron writes up appfoo, happily. Aharhar. Hit the 1000 word mark. And still going strong.
Ivy says "We should. Remind me, Yi. ;)"
Wakshaani peers. App?
You say "The Exclamations are our warriors, pointing out with vigor the various grammar and spelling errors to be corrected. The Semicolons keep run-ons from gaining ground, making sure that all is well told and coherent. The Colons keep overly long lists in check, signifying to the others when there is a lot of detail. The Commas are mysterious markers, but necessary in keeping the natural flow of breathing while conjuring the sentences. And finally, the Question Marks, who go beyond the norm and seek out further information wherever they are needed."
Ivy dies.
Cameron cackles.
You say "This is Yi. This is Yi, at 3:30 AM. Any questions?"
Cameron says "You left out the periods. Those who put the finishing touches on the well-crafted sentences, and rush them out for consumption."
Ivy ohgods. It's LATE!
You say "Yeah, but then you get into the uglies... like the Hyphens and Tildes... Masquerading about amidst the languages."
Cameron says "Or the oft-abused ellipse! Oppressed tools of mystery and dramatic effect, who - like Hollywood hacks - can be overexposed until the public is weary of their art." You say "Or the apostrophe! And ... quotation marks. o.O"
Yi abuses Ellipses.
Cameron says "Or the anime smiley?"
Cameron shudders. No. The anime smiley has no place there.
You say "Well then we're getting into the Gifts that ASCII was so gracious to give them."
Ivy | The cops come and take Yi away, taking the Ellipses to a foster home.
Wakshaani heys. Are y'all calling Brit a Colon?
You say "She has an introduction that warrants one, Waks. ;D"

Rook says "There should be an Anthrax bane."
Rusty laughs. 'It's just anthrax..."
Rook | A giant envelope looms menacingly over the Garou.
Cerwin chokes.

From afar, to the room, Foxtrot X-Ray looks at sheets again and thinks he might kill him a garou
Foxtrot X-Ray oopsie.
Foxtrot X-Ray :)
Ling o.o
Cerwino.o
Cerwin says "Woah."
Brigid >_<
Cerwin crawls behind Cam.
Foxtrot X-Ray says "Now THAT was a good mav."
Ling gives that a 1. :P
Cameron curls up.
RustyO.O
Brigid gives FX a 10 and then beats the snot outta him.
Nargalsius senses a great disturbance in the force, as though a Garou is about to die.
Guest-of-Clotho cackles.
Alicia has arrived.
Cerwin says "Captain, I sense great...suffering."
Rusty nods. Mav-wise, that was impressiev.
Alicia yawns, bored.
Rusty arghs, and pounds Cerwin. No Troi jokes. Poor Troi. The character was WASTED...
Ling doesn't wanna die in a rusty downtown warehouse. As much as it seems to be a Gnawery way of Death.
Cerwin eees, and runs away laughing. :D
Brigid is too...engaged to die!
Anpwhotep laughs. Make jokes about Troi's writers.
Cerwin says "Yes, the only way to die is jumping off a building!!"
St. Jean missed the mav? Huh what?
Cerwin says "Er, sorry."
Cameron mutters. Great. Now, see, if I hadn't split off... there'd be an Ahroun in that party.
Guest-of-Cougar has arrived.
St. Jean says "GLORY FOR ALL! Even Alec!"
Foxtrot X-Ray |Never split the party
Cerwin says "You sound like a Klingon."
You say "Never Split the Party...particularly when the one splitting from it Is The AHROUN."
Brigid says "It is a good day to die...but the day is not yet over."
Cerwin says "THERE WILL BE GLORIOUS DEATH FOR US ALL!!! *much Klingon shouting and cheering*"
St. Jean says "Hey! Dammit, if Alec doesn't die but gets a scar, Glory baby! Glory!"
Cameron whimpers. Damn OOC affecting IC.
Brigid says "Gee, we'd match."
You say "And negative Wisdom, for going in thinking he'd just shoot up some baddies and leave clean."
St. Jean says "Hey... whoever has a quote page... keep a copy of FX's for it."

Nicodemus | Warehouse: "AHH! AHH! AHH! AA*bzzzr-grindgrindgrind*gurgle." Apartment: "More tea? Perhaps a scone?"

Salem sings, "When Sepdet the Strider travelled in time to the year three thousand ten, she fought the evil Vampire King and saved the Garou race again! When Sepdet-Strider built the pyramids, she beat up Kubla Khan, 'Cos Sepdet the Strider doesn't take shit from an-yy-bod-yy..." (Don't get it? Sing to the tune of What would Brian Boitano do?)

Anneka remembers the old days when werewolves were shouldering the human aside, because there were so many and, well, there was just one human. During the Impergium, the various tribes would pass him around to be tormented.

Foxtrot X-Ray says "Narg's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt..."
St. Jean takes it off?
Nargalsius croons. "So sexy, it hurts."

Guest-of-Clotho says "My sister's friends alwayed played half-dragons or whatnot.."
St. Jean says "Half Dragon half what? :)"
Guest-of-Clotho says "I don't recall exactly, but it was all fine tuned to be nearly god-like.."
Nargalsius says "Man, them dragons... So hedonistic."
Foxtrot X-Ray says "You can certainly do that if it floats your boat."
Dena says "Is Signe gonna gut her?"
Nargalsius | Farmer Brown laments. "Man, we were terrifieed. This big red dragon came down and terrorized us several weeks ago. Didn't know what to do. Now we got all these fire-breathing chickens..."

John whuggles the cute lil' ex-SLord.
Salem is cute?!
John ergs at Rook and hugs. Oh well.
Foxtrot X-Ray puts a lil' bow in Salem's hair.
Alec says "Hee... no fx, we're in a fighting mood... killin some shit /around/ the hospital."
Helen gigles.
Salem aughs! "C'mon, I've got an image to maintain here!"
Yi puts a pink shoujo bubble background behind Salem.
John whuggles some more.
Helen and FX, GMing? Oh dear.
Salem is ruined, isn't he?
Foxtrot X-Ray gives Salem some muttonchops and a lil' gold stud earring.
Seirian pokes Salem's eyes out, then replaces them with insanely huge, liquid, anime eyes.
Helen dresses Salem up in a frilly white dress with a pink sash. There!
Seirian wonders where she put that Mighty Mouse uniform of hers.
Salem shoots himself. *BLAM*

Alec says "Can we go out and kill some wyrmy foo? Coz you know what they say... the couple that slays wyrm spawn together, stays together."

Roger groans at a Ranma 1/2 reference at the Dojan.
Dane grins at Roger. Yes. That reference was deliberate. Cooper's School of Martial Arts and Indiscriminate Grappling.
Ling ehs at Roger.
Ling facepalms.
You say "We'll heave cubs into the caern's Hot Spring of the Drowned Garou. And then when they come out, they'll be in crinos. Huzzah!"
Outlaw says "Very tragic story."
You say "And then to get them to change back, we'll dump freezing cold water on them."
Foxtrot X-Ray snickers.
Rusty grins.
Ling misses watching Ranma 1/2...
Dane laughs. Hey, it can't be any sillier than some of the other methods people have used to get cubs to change.
Foxtrot X-Ray pushes Outlaw in so she becomes C-Chan!
You say "Coon-Chan?"
David Gardner says "No, what's funny is when you dump the Fury cub into the pool where the Get cub drowned. Or the Talon cub in the pool where the Walker cub drowned."
Joey arg!
Rusty grins. Or the Silver Fang into the Gnawer pool...
David Gardner says "How 'bout the Wendigo dropped into the Pool of the Drowned Shadow Lord?"
Dane considers having Cooper come wandering back through town sometime, just to see if Sirocco has been putting the dojan to good use.
You say "Or the Gnawer cub where the Fang drowned..."
Dane grins at David. Eeeeeevil.

Outlaw suddenly flashes on the LARP where her adren Get of Fenris female was body changed with a male vampire.
Outlaw had grabbed someone and snarled, "I'm undead, and I have a penis. Don't tell me to calm down." :)

Roger notes that Brit and the Fang cub were right on track with the Earth, Fire, Air, Water thing.
Roger says "Except Bamboo(Earth) and Imp(Fire) were seperate... and Jello was both(air and water)."
You say "The air one must've missed out."
You say "Ah."
Wakshaani ah HAH! Jello confused me.
Wakshaani | Earth, Fire, ... Ice? Wha?
You say "Just as long as they didn't break out into song..."
Roger says "Argh! Bad singing!"
Wakshaani says "Nono, that'd be Earth, Wind, and Fire."
Roger | Gm pages you: Take 9 agg from sonic damage.
Wakshaani | Brittany claws at her eyes. "Lionel Richie's dancing ... he's whiter than MEEeeeeee..." *collapse*
Roger giggles.
John cackles.
Ling | pose: Ears burst in a splash of blood as the inside of the brain shatters.

Guest-of-Phoebe says "Scarabs are neat. They were believed to be able to create life from nothing, or in most cases, from dung. They'd see them gather a ball of it, and after a while more scarabs would come out of it. They never figured on the whole egg thing, I guess... So instead they got some darn good PR in the hieroglyphics department."
Sekhmet says "Also because they look cool, but yes."
Sekhmet says "Frogs got a special place too."
Satyr saw the National Geographic about jewel scarabs? they were SO gorgeous. The ones that were chromed were amazing.
Anneka tilts her head. Chrome scarabes?
Anneka says, "Part of a new generation of stylish, hip beetles, I guess. They're down with it."
Cerwin says "Yeah, gotta get their chrome thing on."
Anneka says, "Word."

Wakshaani had Derrick well on teh path to Fangly goodness, then idled for a while. Then, teh Silent WendiGazers got him. Poor thing. Next thing I know? Moccasins.
Lenny breaks.
Sekhmet rises up from the couch and cleaves Wakko in twain with a mighty blow of her khopsh, then returns to her knitting with a grimace.
Anneka giggles.
Lenny says "Derrick was never ever on the path to Fangly goodness."
Sekhmet says "I'll give YOU Silent Wendigazers."
Seirian perks? "Knitting?"
Elf cackles at Wak and Sek
Guest-of-Alecto peers between Lenny and Wak.
Ling is the Silent Gnawdiktenazer Lord of Fenris. Ffear...
Sekhmet says "Scott was such an annoying Fang elder that Derrick decided 'no WAY do I wanna be like that.'"
Wakshaani *tud* *tud
Wakshaani wells at Lenny. "Leave me my mad dreams, at teh least. And hand me that lower half, will you? Might come in handy."
Seirian claps both hands across her mouth before words escape it.

Silvio sooooo is going to get John into a preacher's gear.
Yi just wants to see John get Signe into a nun's outfit.
Cari snorts. Yeah, that'll happen. NOT.
Silvio will try.
You say "When she says, 'REPENT!' You better be ripping Christ off that crucifix."
Silvio needs to bring up this idea with someone IC who's not afraid to laugh at it.
Silvio brought it up with Yi and Alicia and Dane...
Dena says "Kaz'd laugh!"
Silvio says "But they're too polite and quiet."
Cari says "Chas would totally crack up, dude."
Ivy would giggle.
You say "John could bring it up with Chaser and Yi..."
Silvio | John rubs the back of his neck, ducking his head. "I mean, it doesn't have to be nuns... volunteer workers would do, if they could get extra access /somehow/. But.." He grins suddenly. "Don't tell me the pictures wouldn't be worth it..."
Alec says "Few nuns wear the full out habits nowadays."
Dena | Kaz says, "I could SELL THEM. For /money/."

Silvio had Cam's birthday a month or so ago. Aw.
Ivy hees.
Silvio says "And Cam still ain't Rited. Hm."
Cari eeps! I missed it?
Cari says "That's because all the fucking Fianna left."
Silvio says "Yep. Been in the country for a bit over a year... planning to remove his family, soon. Work gets better in Oz, dad want's to go back, and the family doesn't like it here... And CAM STAYS!"
Ivy says "Yup. All we have left are the celibate Fianna."
Yi snerks at Ivy.
Silvio eyes Ivy.

Francisco says "It would suck for me. I wouldn't get anything done."
Cameron would probably go back to the old failsafes. Going out.
Francisco takes off to play some network d2x. :)
Francisco goes home.
Francisco has left.
Tobin idles for same.
Yi ponders such. Damn, that would be such a... productive life.
Cameron says "Awww. They live, eat, sleep, love and slaughter unending hordes of demonic creatures together. It's so cute."

Rook says "What's the different between call of the Wyld and call of the Wyrm?"
You say "Uh, don't you think you've called out enough?"
Satyr says "And call of the Wild."
Nargalsius | Watch as Stormcloud blends with the Geo Metro!
Lenny says "Call of the Wyrm."
Lenny says "Ahem."
Talespinner says "Save Kaz, of course. She's busy."
Rusty wants to learn the Ragabash gift: Call of the Weird.
Talespinner hehs.
Nargalsius will continue to use Call of the Stoopid upon himself, thanks.
Dane chuckles. "Call of the Inane, Rusty?
Elan says "Talespinner, that would basically mean that the sept would have a sudden, massive turnover in upper leadership :)"
Talespinner says "Well. Owie. Weaver. Yes. Weaver, not Wyrm."
Talespinner | Oh look. That giant oogly-boogly Wyrm thing is killing all the spiders. Looks like, uh... there's no more battle here!
Elan |Well, shit, it's been 10 hours, when is everyone coming back? | Bitter Cup's burning jawbone bounces past. | Ooops.
Adam, alpha, has a nice ring to it. :)
Outlaw eyes IC. Oh, THAT's going to go over well. :)
Adam wants the Philo Gift, Call of the Know Your Role, Jabronis. :)
Outlaw also smacks Elan. :)
Elan ow!
Outlaw | Outlaw looks over to Eric five feet over. "Hey, look at IC. They're trying to drag Chaser out of the fight."
Sekhmet winces.
Outlaw | Eric answers, "Sheeeet. We were smart. We took the safe route, and just jumped a spider."
Nargalsius just wants Layeth the Smack Down. Should just rename Falling Touch...
Rook blinks. They're doing what?
Adam hi-fives narg.
Sekhmet says "I think that's what John meant for me to do, but I looked at the number of people between where we are and where she is and said, 'HELL if I'm going to get in the way of a bunch of Get type folks.' Also the spider on Andrea worried me. NOT that I don't think she can handle it but...just making sure. :)"
Dane laughs. Drag Chaser out of the fight? Isn't that like dragging Jesse Jackson away from cameras?
Outlaw says "Chaser got gang-raped by three spiders and is partially bound. It might save the healers from getting wasted. ;)"
Nargalsius breaks.
Sekhmet claps her hands over her mouth and burns willpower.
Elf peers at Outlaw.
Outlaw says "Spiders are bad news. They're not that tough fighters generally, but that binding power sucks ass."
Elf says "..."
Elf says "........."

Outlaw | Little skinny eighteen-year-old guy in no armor zooms up the hill.
Outlaw | Heavily-armored trow (stone elf) lumbers up the hill in hot...er, lukewarm pursuit.
You say "Oy."
Guest-of-Medusa likes his pursuit simmered and lightly seasoned.
Cameron . o O (| Get yo' punk ass back here, runt! Er... I mean, Getteth thine posterior hither, ingrate!)

Wakshaani | Cam steps from the fog, as Dena and teh rest of the Furies look on. He unfolds, like a flower, freed from a winter's snow, and flutters. "I ... I feel like a new ..." He then glances down. "AIGH!!"

OOC Lounge and Great Goat Temple
The guests and players are in a line that stretches to the horizon and beyond, eagerly waiting for their chance to view the greatness that is Goat. Yes, Goat, the peerless and valiant defender of Gaia, the great incarnated Totem. The shrine is of the purest snow-white marble, and stretches hundreds of feet to either side of this central rotunda. Here, in the center, is the Holy of Holies; the great hundred-foot-high statue of Goat. Silently, reverently, the crowd passes slowly by the massive marble statue, giving thanks to the noble animal. White-robed priests slowly move among the faithful, distributing small samples of cheese and milk to the thirsty pilgrims, some of whom have been waiting for days with no sleep. Occasionally the silence of the shrine is broken as an adherent suddenly falls to the ground in a fit of ecstacy, baaahing repeatedly until he is led away, further into the recesses of the shrine. You never see those people again. Golden tables dot the rotunda, filled with heaping mounds of jewels, rare spices and beandip, offerings to the holy holy Goat.

OOC Lounge and Copacabana Club
It's the Copa... Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana! Bright lights, saucy Salsa music and a never-ending river of drinks from the talented hands of Tony the bartender ensure that this will be a night to remember. The players and guests are seated at small tables surrounding the stage and dance floor, exotic drinks on small napkins set before them. Beautiful waitresses dressed in satin and sequins mingle among the crowd making sure the drinks are fresh and the beandip is plentiful, while the smart set are out on the dance floor, shakin' it to a Cuban beat. All eyes in the room, though, eventually go to the stage where Lola, feathers in her hair, belts out tunes that make you laugh or make you cry. Over by the door, new guy Rico watches her with a proprietary interest, diamond stickpin glinting in the swirling lights.

Nargalsius says "Brit turns into an accountant on full moons?"
Valoran says "With her Moonsilver fountain pen, she strikes FEAR into the hearts of Black Spiral Tax Evaders the world 'round!"
Lucca *lightbulb*

Lucca submits a learned monograph to the sept elders regarding the sedimentation rates of Gnawers.

You say "How soon is soon?"
Yi would be back aroun' Sunday afternoonish.
Cari says "Back from where?"
You say "Leonard's vision quest, thing, he tricked her into."
Talespinner grrrrrs.
Talespinner says "/Our/ Yi. Not WendiYi."
You say "Silent Gnawdiktenazer Lord of Fenris. Now to fit Walkers in there..."
Talespinner spins about a few times and then settles in CariLap. He eyes Yi, warily. "I thought a good goal was to try and fit all auspices, not /tribes/..."
Yi hms. Well, she's already a newmoon. Hanging with theurges, and passing messages like a galliard. Weighed issues like a philodox, and fought ahrouns. What else?
Talespinner says "Yesssssss."
Yi wonders just how in the world Yi became so versatile.
Cari pets Yi. I think she's mostly Urrah.
Talespinner says "Easily influenced."
Talespinner says "And urrah are nothing if not adaptable."
You say "Still wet in the molds, she is."
You say "She did come to St. Claire like, only a year or so after her RoP. Maybe even less than that."
You say "Mostly Urrah, but with a hint of Woods. Like lemony fresh pine scent on a tile floor."
Talespinner says "Okay, someone wrap that up and stick it on a quotes page."
Talespinner is taking that one home in his shopping basket.
Helen smells Yi. Mmm. Lemony fresh pine scent.
Yi considers what Yi would smell like nowadays. Shower.
You say "ZestfullYi clean."
Helen cackles.
Helen says "You're not fullYi clean unless you're ZestfullYi clean!"

Aubrey pees at Alicia.
Guest-of-Rat snerks.
Guest-of-Rat has disconnected.
Tobin loans Aubrey an r
Aubrey peers
Matt likes GarouMUSH for it's sense of humor.
Aubrey dies!
Aubrey says "Out of all the stupid typos... I always hit the good ones."
Tobin grins at Aubrey.
Yi grins at Aub and saves for the quote page.

Tobin says "My attitude now is that naked women are all well and good, but I've got better things to spend my money on. Besides which, I've got a girlfriend who's perfectly happy to be naked (and in fact often is of her own volition) /and/ I can have wonderful conversations with her /and/ I get to take her home."
You say "And my scanner's arrived as well. New inspiration to draw again. Hah! *eyes Tobin*"
Tobin grins at Yi. "Talking about the merits, or lack thereof, of going to strip clubs.
Helen doesn't go to strip clubs. Sorry.
Tobin says "Helen is tooooo young for them anyway. ;)"
Yi doesn't go to strip clubs either.
Cameron notes mildly that there are no strip clubs in this town. At all. Sometimes they come in from intrastate, but otherwise, none.
Cameron says "Such is the state of this little town. Only one bar open after 11pm on a Wednesday."
Cameron says "And the so-called /night-club/ is only open on weekends."
Theo says "There aren't any strip clubs in St. Claire? What a shame. You'd think, college town, industry town; it ought to be able to support /one/....Damned Furies."
Helen would probably amuse herself at strip clubs by picking out the ugly people.
Theo says "Everyone in the audience, Helen."
Rook says "Oh, no. There's /hella/ strip clubs in St. Claire."
Helen says "Exactly!"
Jervis nods. Yes, there are.
Helen would be very occupied! Lots of people to choose from!
Rook claps a hand over her mouth and looks horrified.
Rook says "I said 'hella'."
Yi points at Rook. You said 'hella!'
Tobin giggles at Rook.
Helen likes the word 'helas'.
Yi, Ms. Belatedly Obvious.
Helen just...forgot what it means.
Rook says "The side effects of being a youth coordinator."
Theo says "Show me these strip clubs on the grid. What's the dbref!"
Helen has to send Helen to a strip club. She'd hit on people and then strangle them.
Cameron grins. Got a phone call from the near-twin the other night. Discussing his new approach to life in the city where he doesn't have to be polite to everyone, because the odds are that you'll never see them again. | What the /fuck/? Don't you people know how to make a *insert obscure coffee type drink here*? Is this a coffee shop or a McDonald's?
Rook says "A cub-trip to a strip club. Good ONS fodder."
Cameron mms. What's the rule on frenzy checks for heightened emotional states?
You say "I think there are strip clubs in St. Claire."
Jervis just chuckles. Yes, good times with Valoran.
You say "I think it was four successes above whatever difficulty it is."
Cameron | Cub 1 is bouncing in his seat, just about; eyes wide open, the eyes follow the figures. Cub 2 -with a malicious gleam in his eye - pokes the overly excited Cub 1. "Go on... touch it." *failed frenzy check*
Theo has never seen one. There are some in the /descriptions/. But apparently no self-respecting Garou would go /inside/ one. Damned Fangs.
Tobin says "Decadent nobility and all that."
You say "The thing about the building of a strip club is that who in their right mind would go RP in it consistently?"
Cameron kinda would.
Cameron says "Depending on what business was being done, there."
Theo says "Gnawers. Walkers. City peoples."
Yi ers at you guys.
Tobin says "And the Fang Raggies."
Tskilegwa | Fang cub 1 to Fang cub 2. "Hey, want to go see some naked girls?" FC2: "Yeah!" 30 minutes later, the two cubs are drooling over a painting in a museum.
Theo says "There's a lot of anonymity in a place where no one admits to going. They won't admit to seeing anyone there, either."
Cameron points at the Temple, where John used to pretty much /live/ until he decided to try quitting (re-quitting) smoking, drugs, and excessive alcohol.
Tskilegwa raises his hand. "I'd go there ICly."
Tskilegwa notices he is no longer in Nick's body.
Theo would go to a strip club also, but probably couldn't get in. No one under 21 (days dead) admitted.

Yi should cause more havoc at the Temple again.
You say "But then Tski might @toad me for giving him more headaches."
Cameron grins.
Cameron oops. | Yi receives another telephone call from a concealed number. A familiar scrambled voice complains, "Dammit, when I said /more respect for human life/, that meant /not/ killing whoever you think is being 'bad'."
Tobin giggles.
Amy respects Yi's life.
Theo says "You mean burning incense over their bodies and committing their spirits to Gaia doesn't count?"
Tskilegwa . o O (Headaches?)
Cameron says "Rising bodycounts. Which I suspect Tski doesn't get upset about. Just even. | Tski says, "Due to escalating violence in the city, and other foreboding illegal activities, the FBI have dispatched a special task force to investigate the gang-style killing sprees.""
Tskilegwa says "Share!"
You say "Hey! That ONS would have been Non Fatal, if you Walker types didn't decide to permanently snuff a couple of hoodlums."
Cameron coughs, and can't be held responsible for the actions of overzealous members of his Tribe.
Yi holds Johncam responsible for Rina And Roger.
Tskilegwa says "So do other people. :)"
Tskilegwa pauses. No, wait. Wrong.
Theo didn't shoot anyone on that ONS. But he wasn't a Walker at the time.
Cameron is reminded to give that lecture again. | Look, if you're going to kill people, at least do it /quietly/. Remove the evidence, and contact the kin coroner and police officers.
Amy looks. "Who are these, Cam?"
Cameron says "Siobhan and Wendy."
Tobin says "Wendy is a cop, Siobhan is the coroner."

Roger wonders if Tobin has pack prospects after he rites?
Tobin blinks at Roger. "You haven't heard me blathering about it for the last month?"
Roger scratches his head. "I've heard you talking about packs, but thought you were blabbering on about some cub pack."
Tobin says "And Roger, the cub pack was the proto-entity of what the real pack would be after we all Rited."
Roger says "Ah."
Tobin says "We want to pack under Merlin, and we've been debating a pack name."
Roger says "Merlin! Little birdy of DEATH!"
Tobin says "Among some suggestions from my friends elsemu* have been: Not The Wizard, and Tobin Potter and the Pack of Secrets."
Roger hehs.
Feinan still likes Terrible Trio, but supposes it might be a problem if you get more members. :)
Tobin nods at Feinan.
Tobin says "I think everyone is going to call us The Spooky Theurge Club anyway."
Tobin says "Aubrey and I concocted Anima Viaticus, which is latin for Life Journey, but it's damn pretentious."
Valoran nods. "Yeah. Yeah it is. You do that and Val'll have to kick your ass out of shear duty."
Tobin was also thinking of something like Triple Crescent, but again that gets sticky if we add more members, especially if they're other auspices.
Tobin grins at Val. "Cam would never go for it in the first place."
Feinan grins. Of course, with a name like Spooky Theurge Club, you're not LIKELY to get other auspices." ;)
Aubreyis offically now the Fianna Care Bear.... "We, Tobin and I, sort of came up with a pack name...just for future purposes."
Tobin says "Anyway, yeah, the name we came up with that was semi-serious was Anima Viaticus. It's Life Journey in Latin."
Jacob beats his head on the desk. :P
Valoran laughs.
Tobin says "However, Val says he'll kick my ass if we take that name. Just on principle because it's pretentious."
Aubrey blinks.
John has been hearing about other choices.
Valoran grins.
Tobin mentioned them to the lounge earlier. ;)
John | Amongst great solemnity, the Ritemaster asks the bound packmates, "And what is the name of your pack?" The packmates eye each other nervously. Tobin gives Cameron an elbow in the ribs - the Aussie rolls his eyes and looks off to one side, grumbling, "/I'm/ not fuckin' sayin' it..." Tobin blushes and takes a deep breath. "Uhm. 'Not The Wizard'." There's a silence as Andrea arches an eyebrow. The silence continues. Eventually Aubrey clears her throat and mumbles sheepishly, "Uh... no offense, but... is it too late for me to quit?".
John | Tobin says in a small voice, "Well, at least it's better than 'Tobin Potter and the Pack of Secrets'..." As Aubrey tries to slip off inconspicuously, Cameron's eyes narrow. "What'd I tell you I'd do to you if you mentioned that again?"
Aubrey laughs.....
Benedict gigglefits.
Yi winces at that name. Gods.
Tobin sniggers, trying not to laugh in his customer's ear.
Yi | Brittany hears about the newly packed Tobin's pack name, and ex-communicates the Fang.
Valoran rolls on the floor. "Enough, enojgh.. I'm dyin' here.
Benedict hrms at all the theurgeyness of the pack and thinks of Eclipse names. Like "Bright Eclipse" or "Silver Eclipse" or "Not the Eclipse" or...
Benedict *ducks*.
Tobin snirf.
Yi chews on Eclipse.
Rheen, afk for a while, returns to the computer and winces.
Aubrey grins.
Tobin was actually thinking Triple Crescent. "But we run into problems if we add more people later, especially if they're of other auspices."
John | Throwing up her hands in despair, Andrea accidentally completes the Rite - summoning up an animatronic owl and an animated cerebus. Later, when all the mess is cleared, the Elder quietly takes the young cliaths off to one side, promising them all a favour, in return for none of them ever mentioning this day, again.

John stares at Wak for a while.
John wonders if Brit'd... hm.
Benedict says "Join Jarred, James, and Owen, Brit! :)"
Seirian doesn't think Brit and Owen in a pack would last very long. =)
John nudges Ben. But think of what Synthesis could do with those extra...
Benedict says "Join the Walker pack, John? ;) Under cockroach...?"
Wakshaani ewwwww
John says "...Good point."
Seirian needs to find a pack.
Benedict says "Thats like a Bone Gnawer packing under Grandfather Thunder."
Wakshaani | Brit walks into the HQ. "Yes, John? You wanted ... hold on." *stomp* "There. Now, you were ... wait." *STOMP* "Nasty things. Now, you wanted to ask me something, si... oh for the love of..." *digdigs in her purse, pulls out a can* *SSSSSSSPPPPRRRRAAAAYYYYY* "THERE! That should keep the little bastarda honest! Now, where were we?" | John just sorta gape-mouth stares.
Yi dissolves into a gigglefit at Brit.
John looks up. And peers. And peers a bit more.
Wakshaani halos at Yi. *ding!* O:)

Seirian walks around with a giant 'Galliard For Rent' sign on her back.
Benedict says "Thats what Owen, James, and Jarred need Seiri! :)"
Seirian hrms. "In fact, that's a good @doing."
Player Name On For Idle Doing
Seirian 00:18 4s Galliard For Rent

Nicodemus leaps in, painted in red in black, dual lightsabers zwipping about, and strikes a blow for the Dark Side at Obi Wan Foxtrot!
Wakshaani replaces Hellie's Obi-Wan with lil' baby Anakin. Let's see if she notices!
Sky chews on Nicodemus's ankles. "Mmmmm! The red tastes like cherry, and the black tastes like chocolate!"
Obi Wan Foxtrot blocks, reverses and calls some Force Lightning down on Darth Nicodemus. John stares as Obi Wan FX uses dark side powers. Eeee!
Nicodemus does a butt-ass stupid move and gets cut in half. Audiences boo.
Sky pushes Nico the rest of the way into the pit.
CamBot scavenges Nico's lightsabre and sells it on the black market.

(On rat's tail hairdos and other fashion disasters)
Nicodemus could wear hot pink spandex and still look cool with a bigass hawk tailing around behind him.

Nicodemus visted two years ago and brought squirrel death to TTU's campus!
You say "Squirrel death!"
Nicodemus thinks he confused campus security.
Yi has had passing notions to trap squirrels in the park and make stew out of them. I think it's probably illegal to do so though...
Jarred says "Yi, that's... monstrous. :)"
Nicodemus would not want to eat a squirrel that'd lived off of things scavenged from park trash cans.
Obi Wan Foxtrot will eat ranch-grown squirrel pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, please.
Sky's meal plan has Raccoons listed in the high fat meat section.
Obi Wan Foxtrot hides Outlaw from the omniverous Sky.
You say "It's not monstrous! If the homeless people just... you know.. bait and trap the pigeons and squirrels (without eating their inner organage) and make crafts out of their skin and feathers.. then they could make some money..."
Suu hrms. "that might take...skill...and weaponry...squirrels can get nasty..."
Jarred blinks at Yi!
Nicodemus says "Pigeon. Craftwork. No, I don't see that as being a new leading industry anytime soon."
You say "But it is more productive then sitting in the middle of the street and begging for pennies."
You say "They could get the disabled people and another person to display them."
Wakshaani says "Productive for who, Yi? Most beggars make a pretty penny."
Yi guesses she's scaring people. >.>
Jarred chuckles.
You say "Well yeah. Most of them have their own dang microwaves. (True story!)"

(06-16-2003 10:01 PM)
Tskilegwa | Giant cartoon squid leaps sideways onto screen and jabbers loudly while kanji fly about the screen, erupting from the squid's mouth. He pulls out a gun and blows his brains out, falling over, then getting back up completely healed because a little girl in pigtails slapped a bandaid on him. Then they dance lewdly together. A 12 oz can of pickled prune juice strobe-flashes on the screen. Comercial ends.
Brigid giggles.
Tskilegwa says "Obviously, that's a commercial for mopeds."
Brigid grins.

(01-17-2003 12:54 PM)
JoshBot says "Next person to say Zing will be culled. There is no exceptions."
JoshBot crosses his arms; nods sagely.
Jeremy says "All your base are belong to us."
Anthony says "What about 'oh snap'?"
Anthony welcomes Jeremy to 1999.
Jeremy says "SAI IS THE BLING"
Jeremy notes that Rob came up with that one. The_Bling.
You say "o.O"
Anthony says "... zing."
Name set.
JoshBot says "Death!"
Anthony looks around.
The_Bling zings.
Anthony is chock-full of useless catchphrases.
The_Bling looks at her name and just laughs and laughs.
JoshBot begins firing at random into the crowd. Kill them all, let root@localhost sort them out!