The following OOC quotes may contain adult humor, amongst other things. So. Yeah.

Abdul says "Two years and 5 hours old. Ah, the terrible twos."
Yi will be five years old next month. Gah.
Staceface wows.
Abdul says "Time to enroll Yi in preschool!"
Staceface laughs.
Abdul suddenly imagines Yi, the character, going to Preschool. :P
Yi had to.
You say "Up to few months ago, Yi was reading at Charlotte's Web gradelevel."
You say "Writing of course, is a whole 'nother matter."
Staceface remembers Yi reading that!
Yi should have her reading that one book.. forgot what it was called. Plant that ate left socks or something.
You say "Or Sideways Stories from Wayside School..."
Emma says "If we go the route of a new/other guild, I want RP, and I want members interviewed and screened for membership hah."
Abdul | 'Teacher, She stole my blocks!' 'Now Yi, be nice and share!' Yi, busting out Ragabash-fu: "I have no blocks. There were never any blocks. The blocks are a figment of your imagination."

Circle Keeper has arrived.
Circle Keeper says "Ahoy."
Circle Keeper harpoons TD.
Clemency waves.
Stacey says "CK!"
Touch Deer screams in surprise and pain.
Yi takes CK whaling. In a sci-fi convention.
Circle Keeper drags TD ashore and cuts off his delicious blubber.
Yi pins CK for breaking the seventh law.
Circle Keeper points out TD isn't human. He's Garou. They're fair game. :P
Touch Deer says "Very true."
You say "That's what Thunder-Eater thought too."

Stacey says "Maybe I'll only have a shot or two of whiskey. Or three. Or five..."

Basil idly muses at the thought of a cub freaking out after seeing their first corpse. Garou : "He's just... Uh... Taking a nap." Basil : "A dirt nap... " "Shuttttt upppppp.."

Guest-of-Hyena says "Better dead out of strictness than Snape and Sirius playing hide-the-sausage."
Guest-of-Hyena acks! mis-window!
Tabitha stares...
Alicia | Jeremy dances, "I'm now unofficially related to Signe." XD
Tabitha gives that a 8.7
Alicia says "..."
Yi wows.
Alicia says "Um.. Wow Cass.... er...."
Signe facepalms.
Guest-of-Hyena oh god. I cannot believe I did that. It's only mildly raunchy in context, promise...
Tu says "That was a pretty good Mav. :)"
Alicia says "That was one of the best I've seen. XD"
Tabitha grins at Hyena, "We just like teasin' ya."
Signe says "Signe will be ICly back in St. Claire after the weekend, hopefully."
Guest-of-Hyena grins. It's OK. I've seen worse.
Yi gives it a round 9, for fandom + wrong context.
Signe says "Maybe as late as Oct. 1st."
Guest-of-Hyena says "I was on a game where someone was privately discussing Subway sandwiches and pops out on the Public channel with 'Six inches is only an appetizer'."
Tabitha laughs!
Yi lmao.
Alicia dies!

Tu says "Unless he's drunk again. One Guest mentioned that after a 'recreational' night, Jihg suggested, instead of a werewolf he app a werepenguin. Because tuxedos rock."

You say "I remember Sepdet setting Steven's ass aflame."
Yi has the log of it somewhere.
Tu has disconnected.
Anji postdates Sepdet, alas.
Amy punts Tu off the Mush.
Yi puts a hand up to shield her eyes from sunglare. Hoowhee, that's far.
Olga does too, but she made a brief reappearance.
You say "Another Sepdet moment, when Sepdet was fighting a Dratossi by herself in the University umbra."
You say "It started draining her Gnosis, was gonna eat her, and she Create-Elemented a huge stone for it to gnaw on while she ran the hell away."
Olga says "See _that's_ how Create Element should be used."
New Fire has arrived.
Amy says "As opposed to setting Steven's ass on fire?"
Circle Keeper thinks the latter is perfectly acceptable too.
Olga says "Well, as opposed to hadokens."
Amy says "Had-what?"
You say "Fireballs."
You say "From Street Fighter."
You say "The video game."
Yi waves to NooF.
Amy didn't get the impression that the gift could give velocity. You'd have to huff and puff to move the fire. No throwing.
Circle Keeper says "Vacume wave motion fist."
Circle Keeper was told, once upon a time, Hadoken by itself means just 'motion fist.' What a strange yet lewd thing to yell in the middle of a battle.
Olga nicknames New Fire Newfie.
You say "Another good 'create element' usage, if you ever find yourself.. Creating air in a bank vault that accidentally closed on you."
New Fire grins.
Today's secret ingredient is the disconnected! The gong sounds and the chefs hurry to gather the sleepers. Allez cuisine!
Touch Deer has left.
Guest-of-Owl has left.
Maggie has left.
Tu has left.
Captain Fidget has left.
Basil has left.
Circle Keeper | "Motion Fist!" "No, Ken, Not now, we're fighting. Ken, keep your pants on, damnit. KEN!!"
Lenny says, belatedly, that she remembers Sepdet.
Amy says "Hey hi, Lenny."
Olga ewws.
Olga threatens CK with one day finding and sending him to Ryu/Ken porn if he keeps that up.
Yi dies laughing.
Circle Keeper shuts way the heck up.
You say "Which totally makes you think the wrong way when we're talking Sonic Booms."
Olga says "Shush!"
Circle Keeper chokes on some bead. "It wasn't me, Olga! Yi! Yi did it!"
Dillen has arrived.
Dillen says "S'up?"
Olga says "I'm keeping on thinking of sonic booms as terribly bad physics, thank you."
Yi cracks up laughing so hard.

Pestilence logs off. Hate being sick.
Pestilence has disconnected.
Pestilence has left.
Tu hehs. Pestilence hates being sick. I-Roe-Knee.
Circle Keeper snorks.
Yi snickers.

Et-Tu will deal with Trent, then. :)
Ren-Ferret says "You know, even the smiley face doesn't make that sentence sound less ominous."

Yi considers what would happen if Justin were inflicted upon the Odeon.
Masao says "Oh. God. Implosion."
Pestilence thinks about the filth.
Justin-Bot says "I'll need five gallons of commercial grade cleanser, stat!"
You say "Five? or Five hundred."
Justin-Bot says "Five to start with, the rest wouldn't be 'stat'."
Circle Keeper doesn't think there's enough bleach in the world.
Masao says "Clean it up -too- much, and someone might want to use it as a theater again. Hello, creek! I forgot my paddle! :)"
Yi will have to consider bringing Justin to the Odeon sometime.
Justin-Bot says "Wouldn't matter to Justin. He'd clean and clean and clean."
Justin-Bot thinks cleaning in Crinos might be most efficient. Bigger hands, more strength...
Michael says "Get fur everywhere."
Pestilence says "Wolf nose, Justin."
Pestilence says "Industrial cleaners."
Pestilence says "Maybe Glabro."
Justin-Bot says "True, no good with the cleaners and senses, and fur would be an issue. But, Glabro would work."
Masao says "Justin would not be able to taste his own ass in lupus after that."
Pestilence says "Glabro, you'd have more stamina, too. Could clean longer. :)"
Poe has disconnected.
Yi rofl @ Masao's comment.

You say "Elanora's leg got gnawed to the bone. Chomp."
Jeremy /stares/ at Elanora's pose.
Basil says "By the spider?"
Jeremy says "Holy shit."
Basil says "What?"
Nivek gulp!
Jeremy says "Tamara has lost her position as: Most psychotic character."
Staceface says "What was the pose?"
Jeremy says "She is cutting her own leg off to free herself."
Staceface laughs!
Basil says "Well, if they kill the spider, they can get it back. :)"
Red says "Weeeell... when a wolf is stuck in a leg trap, it'll often chew off it's own leg..."
Jeremy says "Now.. the thing is, she just used rage. Yay! Bad part is.. she was already down 4 agg, now I roll her strength against her stamina."
Ren-Ferret hehs.
Staceface nods to Red.
Sai | No Natalie, she cut off her own leg. No, I didn't kill her. No, put that gun down! Ow! ... You shot me!
Ren-Ferret should note publically that Elanora crinos/hispo/lupus is not at all the same as Elanora homid. Especially not in the Umbra. She's freaking instinct driven.
Red says "Which is, among many other reasons, why wolves are so damn hard to trap."
Nivek says "No kidding, Ren."
Jeremy says "FUCK."
Staceface blinks.
Jeremy stares at Trent player, then back at the dice.
Jeremy rolls her stamina. :)
Ren-Ferret hahs. No worries. I always have backup character ideas. XD
Jeremy starts rolling more dice.
Nivek passes Jeremy a d10000000.
Jeremy says "What was that? You have charmed existance? :)"
Jamethon rolls 1d10000000 dice: 2176535
Jamethon says "Now. Translate that into a result. :)"
Red | roll 1d10000000: 3758201
Red | Ah. Your bad luck: That value means you turned into a cod.
You say "Aw, I was going for halibut."
Olga asks Sai, exaggeratedly, "Why?"
You say "Because halibut is tastier than cod?"
Olga bahs!
Red's had some good Cod.
Olga says "The correct answer was `Oh, just for the halibut`."
Jeremy poses, then goes to wash my soul.
Aimee says "Don't give me a haddock. I think I'd flounder."
Nivek says "Halibut known I'd never have gone near it."
Red | You've got a pet halibut?
Red | Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
Red | You must be a looney.
Aimee says "Well...that punfest went narwhal."
Jamethon says "Narwhales lost at sea... and never seen again."
Sai laughs to Olga. "Alas. My punning abilities are less than yours. I'm not worthy."
Sai eyes IC. . o O (Medic!)
Aimee just ows. Owow.
Nivek says "So has Elanora gone out on a limb?"
Jeremy coughs.
Jamethon says "You could say that spider has a leg up on her."
Aimee says "She was feeling a little twiggy."
Ren-Ferret falls over.
Nivek says "As soon as I saw your left leg, I said to myself, 'That's a lovely leg for the part'. I have nothing against your left leg. The trouble is, neither do you."
Aimee giggles.
Nivek | http://www.2wheels.org.uk/ride/sketches.asp#spiggot

Grey isn't a botanist, but I suspect he knows a little of gardening from taking care of the Dominion grounds and now the safehouse yard.
Red thinks that's another gift of questionable use: `Oh no, the Vampire's getting away!` `Don't worry, I planted a tree in his path a year ago, and it's just now big enough to stop him.`
Poe DIES.

Little-Phoenix says "Basil got a name?"
BazBot says "Yeah. I think it was... Resists-The-Spiral?"
You say "Resists-the-Dance."
BazBot says "Thats it."
Finds-Stories says "Tam is an evil teacher."
Dillen likes it.
Little-Phoenix says "That's a fairly good cib name."
You say "It's too long for the full name though."
Little-Phoenix says "Cub, even."
Dillen says "Call him No-Dance."
Dingo says "Basil can't dance."
Little-Phoenix says "Aubrey's was No-Feet for while, thanks to Jarred and Wilbur."
Little-Phoenix says "Cannot-Dance."
Little-Phoenix says "Resists-To-Dance?"
Kage says "Resists-Dance?"
BazBot frenzies while waltzing. Break-Dance.
Michael says "Resists-The-Wyrm."
Hazmat says "Will-Not-Dance."
Michael says "Though I like the Dance better. Sad it won't fit."
BazBot says "Can't-Touch-This."
Dillen says "YES!"
Kage laughs!
Little-Phoenix ohdears.
Dingo likes can't dance.
Sai briefly notes that Can't-Touch-This is /Too Awesome/ of a Garou name. The Wyrm's head would explode. All you need now is a packmate named Moonwalker.
Dillen agrees with Sai.
Hazmat says "And Smooth-Criminal, the Glass Walker."
Little-Phoenix hehs.
Dillen says "Oh hell yeah."
Hazmat says "Fine-Young-Cannibal, the urban-minded Wendigo."
You say "And another whose homid name is Billie Jean."
Michael says "Kin."
Kage says "Yeah, Kin."
Sai ah yeahs.
Touch Deer says "At the Drive In, Walker Galliard?"
Jervis says "The pack would be called "Thriller"."
Hazmat sings, "Billie Jean is not my lover... she's just a charach who says that I am the one... but the mule is not my son!"
Kage laughs her ass off.
Touch Deer howls.
Dingo expects to be killed any moment for this pose.
Jervis says "Or "Too-Legit-To-Quit"."
Jamethon cackles.
Kage reaches back into old school and dredges up an elder named 'Justified-and-Ancient'?
Jamethon says "Of course, the albino: Vanilla-Ice."
Dillen cackles.
Little-Phoenix says "I'm-Too-Sexy"
Touch Deer says "Oh lord."
Jervis hee. KLF.
BazBot is still thinking of a Fool showing up to a moot in full MC Hammer bling and paracute clothes, in Crinos.
Kage says "OMG!"
Sky says "You people frighten me."
Jamethon says "We need a character that is also a tailor."
Hazmat says "My elder always told me, be careful what you do. Don't go around, breakin' packmates' hearts. And elder always told me, be careful who you love, be careful what you do..."

Sky really has to pee, but her cat is sleeping on her lap.
Staceface thinks the cat will wake up either way.
Basil says "Just tell it 'Urine my way.'. It'll understand."
Helen LAUGHS.
Helen says "That was clever, Bas."
Basil thought it was more of a horrible pun. Heh.
Helen, easily amused.
Clemency groans and hits Basil with a broomstick.
Basil says "As long as someone laughed, it was worth the effort."
Basil is swept aside.
Grey burbles.
Clemency says "Could have been worse, I nearly typoed 'bromstick'."
Staceface laughs.
Feinan snickers.
Maggie grins.
Basil laughs.
Sai admits to enjoying bad puns.
Kage says "Puns are happy things!"
Basil says "Puns are just usually one of those things that are just so bad they make me laugh."
Sai enjoys linguistic wit?

Dark-As-Night squaredances with Yi.
Yi woos! And falls flat on her face, because she can't dance.
Feinan has arrived.
Dark-As-Night hands Yi a washtub bass and a kazoo, and moves on to his next victim.
Feinan waves. "Hi all."
Dark-As-Night waves.
Cole waves. "Hey, Fei."
Cole gets into his cowboy boots and his Stetson. He's ready for that squaredance.
Dark-As-Night grabs Cole for some do-si-do and promenade-ing.
Aiyana has arrived.
Aiyana says "Hey, folks!"
Dark-As-Night says "Hi!"
Little-Phoenix goes home.
Little-Phoenix has left.
Cole enjoys!
Cole waves in the middle of 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'.
Dark-As-Night swings Cole round an' round.
Dark-As-Night says "That's what we need. A Sept-wide squaredance."
Jervis chuckles.
Aiyana cringes.
Jervis can dance quite well, ICly. Don't...tell anyone.
Aiyana points and laughs!
Dark-As-Night cackles.
Cole laughs. "Bwahah! Dancer!"
Jervis says "It got him out having to play a real sport in high school."
Aiyana snickers.
Cole stretches out. "I think a Sept-wide dance would be...yeah. Very interesting."
Jervis idly wonders if Jervis played an instrument...
Dark-As-Night says "It would be kind of like a junior-high school dance. Urrah on one side, and woodsy groo on the other. They would look, but not dance with each other."
Aiyana XD
Jervis says "The Wendigo would be like the snooty popular kids."
Aiyana says "The Coggies would be out back smoking..."
Jervis says "The Walkers would be like: I thought this was a rave..."
Jervis says "Gnawers, free food. Nuff said."
Aiyana says "The Gnawers would be grouped around the snack table."
Aiyana says "Yup. :D"
Dark-As-Night says "The Get would be the thugs."
Cole says "The Fianna would be spiking the punch."
Jervis says "Megan would sit out up front and act like the principal."
Cole says "Every. One. Of. Them. It would be 120 proof punch."
Aiyana laughs.
Dark-As-Night wishes there were Red Talons here now, just for the purpose of making them attend.
Jervis is oddly left to wonder the outcome of getting a red Talon drunk...
Cole can't even begin to imagine how to get a Red Talon to participate. And if you get one drunk...well, then it's just fun.
Aiyana hugs her Talon app and pets it. "Soon, my precious. Soon."
Jervis says "Scratch that. Get them _high_."
Feinan grins at COle, and sings cheerfully. "There's many drinks you'll drink, m'lads, but this one beats them all. One hundred fifty-three and one half percent alcohol. A beer brewed in a tesseract, that'll shoot you through the roof. And if you don't believe me, I've got lots and lots of proof! Three-oh-seven ale, m'lads, three-oh-seven ale...."
Cole hums along!
Feinan grins. Tom Smith's 307 Ale. Fun song.
Cole says "Where would the Silver Fangs be in the dance?"
Yi o.Os at all y'all.
Jervis says "DJing."
Aiyana says "Nah...they'd be making out in the bathrooms."
You say "Talons would be outside, waiting for everyone to be in the barn and enjoying the festivities, before slamming the barn door, locking it with a giant wooden bar, and setting it on fire."
Cole says "Who cares if they're first cousins?!"
Cole says "Nah. That would be the monkey-plan. Using fire? Peh. They'd just wait until everyone comes out, drunk. And then they'd eat them."
Taslyn has arrived.
Taslyn says "Hello all!"
Dark-As-Night imagines a stoned Talon. | Rends-Apes blinks blearily and flattens his ears. Where did this one put that deer haunch again? The wolf's bloodshot eyes lazily survey the forest. So hungry. This one will kill weaver-things tommorrow... nap today.
Aiyana says "Hey Tas!"
Taslyn laughs!
Taslyn says "Heyas!"
Dark-As-Night waves to Tas.
Cole cackles. Stoned Talons!
Cole wants to dance, now. The sept must dance. Yes.

Gunnar thinks he actually has some absinthe around here - if I can find it. Gah. We had an exterminator come in the other day, so had to move everything out of the kitchen and off the shelves. Now comes the problems of getting everything back in.
You say "Uh oh. What happened?"
Gunnar says "Bugs. Appearantly other places in the apartment building are overrun, so we got hit with it too."
K-Bot says "Ah. I was thinking something more exciting, like he was a Terminator until you crushed him in a hydraulic press; that's when he became an Ex-Terminator."
Gunnar eyes K. "You. Bring your face closer to my boot."
K-Bot hangs his head in shame. "Yes, Sir."
Gunnar thwaks, appropriately.
K-Bot clutches his face. "Fank you, Fir."
Gunnar snickers.

06-14-04
Cole says "Barbie's a manifestation of the Wyrm. It turns out that they're actually the Quadratic Wyrms. Eater-Of-Souls, Beast-Of-War, Defiler and Driver-Of-Convertibles."

Feinan starts to giggle. "What does homogenized mean?" "It means the milk came from gay cows."
You say "..."
Jervis has tried verbal humiliation and treating him like a five-year old....no dice.
Feinan grins. | "Uh-huh. So how come the milk's not rainbow colored?" "Cause it's from a closeted gay cow."
You say "So, like I said. Early RoP maybe, but I have to discuss with elders about that."
MacinJosh laughs at Feinan. : >
MacinJosh says "With, even."
MacinJosh has partially disconnected.
MacinJosh laughs at too. But with in this case.
Guest-of-Stag says "Wouldn't that be a lesbian cow? And how did she get knocked up in the first place then? Was David Crosbey involved?"
K-Bot says "With all my almost 1-and-a-half year's experience, I'm lead to believe that all cows (and bulls) are bi."
K-Bot says "Just that maybe the bulls aren't so open about it..."
MacinJosh says "No, they're just very very dumb."
Sai just gets reminded of the recent Disney movie.
MacinJosh says "My theroy is they can tell what the other's gender is, but cannot remember their own."
Jamethon has disconnected.
MacinJosh writes that one down, incase he is proven right. Remember, you heard it from me first!
K-Bot laughs. "That's a good one."
K-Bot says "But let me bring to your attention, a little fact about goats. If you have six male goats together in a paddock, they hold a meeting (I guess) and determine who the Omega is. Said Omega stands and takes it whenever any of the other five are feeling a little randy."
Jervis just blinks.
K-Bot assumes y'all will think twice about apping a Ragabash. :P
You say "What does apping a ragabash have to do with gangraping goats?"
Sai rereads her question, and facepalms. Holy crap I'm tired.
MacinJosh dies laughing.
MacinJosh just dies.

Stacey says "All right, this might just be my last night of RP until June. Who wants to RP?"
Jervis video tapes.
Yi does!
Kage pops another character into existence so she can RP with Stacey?
Stacey says "Yay! RP!"
Stacey hands Kage an NPC squirrel.
Kage chitters?
Kage has done a raven before, why not the rest of the animal kingdom?
Kage briefly realizes how -wrong- that statement sounds.
Yi LoL!

Kage somehow can not wait until someone plops a name on Masao. :)
Sai will call her... Short-Round.
Kage runs off and brings back a herd of of half-starved Indian children?
You say "And now we feast!"
Ren-bot falls over.

Yi o/` And they called it... puppy looooove
Kevin kills Yi.
Yi dies.

Jervis blinks at a History Channel thing on Heinrich Himmler and his Lebensborn Project..."He made every Aryan member of the SS have at least four children in order to advance in rank."
Jervis says "Sounds familiar?"
Rook says "..."
Rook says "Garou Nation = SS?"
Tobin says "Garou Uber Alles!"
You say "Har har har."
Ree says "Well, it's certainly a cult."

Christine says "Do kin pay chiminage?"
Brom says "No, they just get abused :)"
You say "Nah Christine."
Yi | Male kin required to pay Chimmy. 'I offer my sexy manself.'
Dillmation laughs!
Yi | Black Furies rarr in approval! SNU-SNU FOR ALL!
Rook chokes on her food.
Brom LAUGHS.
Brom says "SNU-SNU!"

Jervis is bored and has the hiccups.
Rook hangs Jervis upside-down from his ankles.
Basil is bored, but sadly hiccupless.
Jervis says "There's a raccon in the street."
Yi thinks, it would really suck if you were in a hostage situation with a knife on your throat, and you suddenly got the hiccups.
Basil says "Hehe."
Basil could see Yi holding someone with a knife at their throat that started hiccuping.
Basil says "Kind of makes me think of Sin City."
You say "Hm... what kind of person would make Yi hold a knife to their throat... and not just slice them open?"
Basil says "I know. I thought of that too."
You say "Yi never struck me as the type to make idle threats. Well, threats that didn't have some kind of follow up."
Basil couldn't see Yi taking a hostage. If she was confronted while attacking the target, he could only see her slitting the target's throat and bolting. Easier to move.
Jamethon hits the sack.
Jervis needs to learn Blur, I've decided.
Yi bwahaha.
Basil says "Yi reminds me of the Major from Ghost in Shell."
Basil says "Only with more normal hair."
Jervis thinks Yi has more fashion sense.
Basil says "Yeah, I can't see Yi in a thong."
You say "Thongs... look like they itch."
You say "Ghost in the Shell is just... no."
Jervis says "There Are no Thongs on GarouMUSH."
Basil imagines they probably suck for moving quietly and running in. It's got to throw off your balance running when you are always reaching back to remove your clothing from your ass.
Jervis says "Unless you count Apocalypse."
Yi dies.
Masao says "The few people I know that wear them say you forget that they are there after a while."
Yi brainmelts at the idea of Apoc wearing a thong while battling BSDs.
Masao laughs.
Jervis imagines one could say the same for genital warts, Masao.
Basil would like to meet these people to confirm this. Got any numbers? Just... Uh, fact finding.
J.C. says "Apoc was an underoos girl. But she'd do a thong."
Jervis says "Apocalypse just wore superman undies..."
Masao | Garou Exposed. Thong? G-String? Granny Panties? What are Garou of the world wearing today?
Jervis says "In Crinos."
J.C. says "Yes."
Basil says "Ha."
Jervis wasn't around for much of her...Apoc came in just as I was entering the Summer of Hell, acedemically(and thus, my hiatus from the MUSH).
Basil carries a pair of shredded woman's frilly underwear in his pocket. The next time Brom shifts without dedicated clothing, he throws the scraps of clothing into what he leaves behind. Then runs, far far away.
Jervis says "I don't remember much from that period...other than that I actually got accostomed to only sleeping every other night."
Yi | Alicia interviews Seeker. "Inquiring minds want to know, Seeker... Boxers, or briefs?" Seeker, calm and smug, replies, "Neither." Alicia wide-eyes. Seeker adds, "Boxer-briefs."
Rook says "Apoc was fuuuun."
Jervis is a briefs man. OOC and IC.
Basil wishes he got to meet Apoc. He thinks.
Jervis says "Boxers are a blasphemous lie."
Basil is a boxers man, IC, boxer briefs OOC.
Masao refuses to answer the undies question.
Jervis says "Kramer said it truest."
Rook is a boy's briefs birdie.
Basil marks Masao down at commando.
Basil says "*as"
Masao snorts. "As if. I wear what's clean and fits."
Jervis | "My boys ...need a _house_ dammit!"
Basil laughs.
Guest-of-Hyena needs to know all this so much.
Masao will not even begin to go there in terms of IC.
Masao says "More useless info. :)"
Basil laughs.
Jervis wonders vaguely about the Sept's largest bust.
Masao snorts.
Rook thwacks Jerv.
Jervis says "Tobin and I tried to conclude it once."
Guest-of-Hyena says "The septs largest bust is of FDR."
Basil says "Hehe."
Jervis acks at Rook. "Oh, like you're not a fan of boobs."
Masao tries to scrub these images from her mind by contemplating what she wants to do next with her RL hair. "I'll just sit over here and be a girl for a while, don't mind me."
Basil has been thinking the same, Masao. He likes his long hair... But it's so unfashionable, and no matter how much he brushes it, still kind of messy.
Jervis can't do the whole long hair thing.
Basil has no fashion sense.

Ren-bot | Cy: Um, hello. Would you care for some tea? No, don't mind the bloodstain in the carpet. Roaring? What roaring?
Masao grumbles and boots her system.
Masao bootbootboot.
Jamethon says "Rook look aaawesome."
Rook | Hi! I'm your new neighbor. Do you have any red meat in the house?
Yi | Cy: Oh /that/ roaring. I was playing a video game. Uhm. Yea. Which one? ... *scans titles* Bloody Roar.
Ren-bot giggles.
J.C. laughs.

Rook says "Why does Jervis envy Cy?"
Kasia says "Cause Cy has boobs."
Jervis doesn't want boobs. On himself, anyway. Envy the strife she's caused in so little time.
You say "She almost stabbed Grey's gonads. That caused lots of strife."
Rook snorts.

Horace says we dress White Bear up in frilly pink clothes and make up while he's OOC and unable to defend himself.
Jacinta pets WB.
White Bear, before he idles, notes Jac keeps trying to do that, Horace. Just minus the dress. ;P
Jacinta laughs.
White Bear says "From setting him the wrong sex in the db, to making him do the woman's job (the indignity!)... it's clear she wanted another girl. ;)"
White Bear idles.
J.C. mock mock mock.
Jacinta giggles.

Masao clings to Yi.
Yi is clung to.
Masao is just clingy tonight, for some reason. :) Don't mind her.
Horace deed-names Masao Fabric-Guard.
Ren-bot idly wonders if curses translate into Mother's tongue.
Basil says "Clothes-Pin?"
Masao says "Cling-Free."

Holly shiftes to crinos, just so she can say Bites bites White Bear.
J.C. laughs.
Jacinta laughs.
J.C. | White Bear bears it.
Holly laughs.
Kasia says "Wait, so...White Bear bears Bite's bite?"
J.C. says "White Bear bears Bites bite."
J.C. nods.
White Bear's little brain 'splode.
Holly says "He is a bear of little brain, yes."
Holly calls him Pooh.
Holly then hides behind Jacinta.
White Bear was just thinking that. Realized it after the fact.
Jacinta laughs. "I thought Horace was Pooh?"
White Bear says "No, Horace was eyore. We had this discussion. :P"
Horace forgets what we decided.
Horace says "Yes, that sounds right."
Jacinta also notes, incidentally, that there is a fourth grader named Harold whose nickname is Pooh.
Guest-of-Coyote says "You have silly discussions."
Horace says "Silliness is a wonderful thing."
Horace says "It keeps you young and healthy and ready for anything."
White Bear says "We pride ourselves on our intellectualism!"
Guest-of-Coyote says "Not at a funeral, I've discovered."
Yi remembers, Kenneth calls WB as Yogi.
Horace is so Boo-Boo.
White Bear remembered the OOC comments that followed. Was sooo tempted to leave them in the log. :)
Horace says "`Oh I don't think that's such a good idea, White Bear. We better ask Ranger Jacinta.`"
Kasia laughs.
Kasia says "Oh god, Horace would be Boo."
You say "Or WB can by Scooby and Horace is Scrappy."
Kasia says "Er, Booboo"
Horace is not Scrappy!
Horace believes not in the puppy power.
Horace says "Scrappy's an abomination!"

You say "You'll never bleed on me! Never!"
Masao waves a bloody hand at Val and continues to stumble weakly after Yi! "Hey! Not fair running from the bleeding person! Oooh...blood loss." *thud*
Yi wins! Victory-signs.
Masao drags herself over and bleeds on Yi's shoe.
You say "Noooo my shoe!"
Masao dies. No, really, bleeding over Yi's shoes quite contentedly.
Guards-Flame stabs herself and falls ontop of Yi.
Yi augh!
Yi dumps sulfuric acid on Masao and Alicia and runs away again.
J.C. bites Yi and gives her some yummy plague.
White Bear idles all over Yi?
Masao ooohs. "Wow, I get to dissolve!"
Masao is bleeding and dissolving and YAY!
J.C. says "Poor Sao."
Masao asked for it, really. :)

(In talking about Costumes, and Wolf's Rain)
Basil says "There needs to be a Garou costume party this year. No bombs or anything either, just a bit of fun."
Jervis says "All he needs is a reason to exclaim "Jeza!" all the time."
Basil wishes he was taller so he could go as Alucard.
Yi . o O (Cheza.)
Jervis huh. Oh well.
Yi grins at Jervis.
Jervis is sadly not Darcia.
You say "Someone on here has yet to remind me of Hige."
Basil says "What about the other one? Uh... Tsume."
You say "Erk. No one could be Tsume. Not in that getup."
You say "YMCA double."
Basil would totally do it IC, if he had the build for it and someone talked him into it.
Kasia laughs.
You say "Lucas was like Darcia."
Kasia kept cringing at Tsume's clothes.
Jervis never met Lucas. Was he broody and evil enough?
Basil says "Basil puts on the costume at the shop. "You think this looks good, really Yi?" "Trust me, looks awesome. Now go!" Basil gets home later to the apartment and gives Yi the finger."
Kasia laughs!
Yi dies!

Guest-of-Stag | Dizzy: "I finally learned how to bind spirits." Yi: "Yeah?" Dizzy: "Yup. I bind them into these Tiki Gods. I'm sure you Gnawers can appreciate them." Yi: o.O

Jamie says "It would be easier also, if I had money or reason to overly hang out in the city. But that doesn't make much sense for poor Jamie, who is then stuck hanging out in lupus by the railroad tracks."
Kasia says "Bah, how dare she have a social life outside of here?!"
Basil says "No money? Stuck in the same boat as Basil then. He'll never get out of the farmhouse. Too much Rage to get a real job. :)"
Basil gets a job mailing letters from home.
Dillen laughs. "Jobs." Laugh laugh laugh laugh.
Horace says "Basil'll be a Gnawer, they don't take jobs anyway."
Gert says "Grey does okay as a thin-moons-only repo man."
Yi hehs. Hey! That letter mailing stuff pays good money!
Basil laughs.
You say "And if you have paper cuts, you can shift to glabro and heal in an instant!"
Dillen laughs his fool head off. "That one goes on the page, yi!"

Rook says "We be craaaaazy in the lounge."
(exSeirian) Guest-of-Falcon says "Ya mon!"

Guest-of-Falcon scrubs game image out of head: Caern-Caern-Revolution.
Sai grins at Seiri. You can have four Guardian packs. The arrows are in the shape of little banes, and come towards the caern heart at varying speeds and rhythms. And not to mention, you can perform the fight to rather catchy songs.
You say "Or maybe they should be Howls of War."
Guest-of-Falcon giggles at Sai. "And instead of beats per minute, you have ass-beatings per minute?"
Sai nods. And the really crazy levels are those 8-Scrag songs.

Rook | Rook swallows the lounge.
Tobin says "Damn, that's a porno title right there: Rook Swallows the Lounge."
Helen | Rook Swallows the Lounge II: And the Lounge Likes It.
Sai LOL.
Guest-of-Falcon | Rook Swallows The Lounge III: How Low Can It Go?

Rook | OKAY THEN. NO BLOWJOB FOR J00.
Signe dies.
Guest-of-Falcon cackles.
Jervis ehs. It's just so immoral white yuppie playboy that it's un-PC on every level.
King Cole snickers.
You say "Best pose ever during combat scene was Lucca throwing the water talen at the tainted Fire Salamander spirit, and going, 'Squirtle! Squirtle!'"
Signe puts the two conversations together and can't breath now.
Rook giggles.
Guest-of-Falcon offers Signe the oxygen mask.
Signe says "Ah, thank you. Better now."
Rook performs CPR on Signe. COME BACK SIGGIE.
Guest-of-Falcon says "Welcome!"
Sai | Yi laughs at Lb's jock. | Yi JOKE ..joke. | Little Bear looks down. | Little Bear blushes. | Little Bear says "You said it was a good size!" | Yi facepalms.... OY that one goes in the books.
Guest-of-Falcon remembers the one of dressing Salem up in frillies and giving him big, liquid anime eyes.
You say "Big liquid anime eyes on Salem? Oh dear."
Guest-of-Falcon giggles and nods.
Rook continues to laugh at herself:
Rook slams down a fist. We must keep the oral history of the sept ALIVE.
Rook says "But first, I need lunch and yoga."
Yi lols!
Sai suddenly dies at the mental image of a chibi-size Grey with all those ash-darkened scars, and the BIG T___T face looking up at Megan.
Cari says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Signe says "Dammit, Rook, you can't say 'no blowjob for joo!' one minute, then make reference to sept oral history in the next! Falcon! I need that oxygen again."
Rook blinks?
Rook cackles!!
Guest-of-Falcon obliges and hands over the mask.

King Cole nearly typed 'Saia'. He's figured it out. Sai is really our goddess in disguise, keeping track of us.
Sai shhhhs at King Cole. I'm incognito.
King Cole zips his lips.

You say "Beware when I'm around in the lounge. Your humor may be published."
Guest-of-Falcon giggles.
King Cole never says anything funny, ever again.

Cari wonders if Signe would send Josef out on an errand. heh.
Cari says "THAT would be funny."
Josef says "`Go pick up some flour, we're all out?`"
Signe says "What the heck would I need flour for?"
Josef says "Baking?"
Signe says "Get something I really need. Ice cream, sardines, and ritz crackers."
Cari says "No, no, Rina needs someone to make a drug run for her. Groo in need of morphine."
Rook says "Baking? Baking? Signe does not BAKE. She rips the heads off of things!"
You say "What is it about pickles and ice cream to pregnant women?"
Signe bakes cookies for Rook.
Rook dies from shock.
King Cole thinks morphining Cole up would put him catatonic.
Signe shapes them into Wyrm-thing heads.
You paged Cari with 'Dominic and Rina should meet some time.'.
Signe uses M&Ms and Chocolate chips for eyes.
Cari says "That's THE IDEA."
You say "Reminds me of Wyrmscout cookies."
Cari says "At least then he'd have some rest and healing time."
Cari says "Rina does not believe alcohol is an effective painkiller for when you've been GUTTED and STABBED."
Signe says "Who Josef? I don't actually /live/ with him. Ew."
Rook | Nat comes over to visit Signe. Signe turns around in the kitchen, wearing a flowered yellow apron and holding out a steaming tray of sugar cookies. The Get looks immensely proud of herself. "Look, Black Spiral Dancers with sprinkles!"
Josef double-ews.
Cari BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sai will take an ahroun-BSD cookie and bite its head off.
Signe ...literally doesn't know what to say, Rook.
Rook falls over giggling for the third time tonight.
Cari snugs on Rook who is all fgunny.

Sai http://frogstyle.channel.or.jp/index.html
You say "Frogstyle. XD"
Josef sincerely hopes Sai isn't revealing Kevin's dirty `frogstyle` secrets.
Kevin looks guilty!
Rook says "Wait. Cylogs are what?"
Jervis says "Froggystyle?"
You say "No no, they're little frog merchandise things."
Rook argh. ADD.
Kevin says "Garou shall not spawn with garou!"
Kevin says "The first of the flies to the greatest in station!"
Kevin says "Ye shall take no action that causes a lilypad to be violated!"
Kevin ...shuts up.
Josef thinks Kevin's Amphibian Litany is cute.
King Cole hops onto Kevin. "Combat the Toad, wherever it dwells and whenever it breeds."
Rook says "WereFrogs?"
Josef says "In ponds, Rook."
Rook says "Ooooh. WereFrogs could change their sex at will!"
Kevin wonders if that's why they're about the only werespecies WW didn't do a splatbook for.
Signe dies laughing, which proves it's after 3 am.
Cari has arrived.
Cari SNUGS
Signe ribbits Cari.
Rook blinks at Signe.
Cari frogs Signe.
Signe YES
Cari needs to put up a screen of decency, though.
Rook says "Oooh yes. It's past Sig's bedtime."
Kevin summons the Frogs of the Hidden Walk to a moot-croak on the side of the pond.
King Cole hops up to Kevin. "Eats-Dragonflies, at your service!"
Kevin needs to stop being silly, calm down, and go to work. In descending order of difficulty.
Kevin bows out and heads to work. Ribbit!
Sai saves the WereFrog: the Croaking Litany.

Kevin is somehow reminded of Garoumush by this quote from an 1897 scientific text on the earth's atmosphere: A slight difference in the proportion of either element would be fatal to life as we know it. With more oxygen in the air our lives, short as they are, would be still more brief, and though we might be more witty and brilliant, we should live in a state of such mental and physical intoxication that we should never be able to sit down quietly to do any solid work. In fact, the human race would be converted into a number of thoughtless, reckless, frivolous beings, who would probably end by destroying each other in a frenzy of over-excitement.

Rook says "Oh, a resource for you Dom: www.spanishdict.com"
Rook says "Word for word translation forwards and backwards."
Dominic oooooooooohs.
Dominic imagines the nice PSA lady voice come on. 'The Word of the Day is: pulidor. Pulidor. *spanish lady repeats with better pronounciation* Pulidor, in Spanish, means 'buffer'. Pulidor!'
Rook says "Okay, now I'm inspired to send you a list of 'yo mama's en espanol."
Guest-of-Bull laughs.
Dominic grins.

Tobin says "Wait we're the only ones here."
Tobin says "Why am I still paging?"
Locations Players
OOC Lounge and Salon and Dayspa Kasia Tobin Yi
You say "Kasia's here..."
Tobin says "Kasia's cool."
Kasia is not.
Yi XD
Tobin says "She is soft like Yi."
Tobin curls up with the chubby girls.
Tobin mmmmmmm
Tobin says "Anyway, I am really fucking tired and am going to bed."
Tobin hugs you both.
Kasia pokes her jiggly flesh. "You shall soon be gone! Hahahahaha!"
Yi was sayin' to Tobins, should've made a Fang cub so as to be able to RP out a medieval Times RoP.
Tobin grins.
Tobin says "More Fangs! From people I like. c.c"
Kasia laughs, that's pretty cool.
Yi snugs Tobin. (Gonna run a Robin Hood BG RoP some time. Yeeeeees.)
Tobin giggles.
Tobin says "Goodnight you two."
Tobin hugs more.
Kasia says "Night Tobes."
Yi should sleep too.
Yi hugs the Kasia.
Tobin has disconnected.
You say "Don't burn down the MUSH now, y'hear?"
Kasia hugs Yi, sleep sweet!
Kasia says "Aww, there goes my plans."
Yi grins. (We'll burn it together!)
Kasia laughs, sweet! It's a deal ;)
Yi cackles, and breaks out the gasoline to spread it all around before she flees from the scene of the crime.
Kasia says "Oh the temptation!"
Kasia says "You are evil!"
You say "Temptation? No no, it's Opportunity!"
Kasia lights the match, then blows up with the MUSH.
Yi grins evilly and pyromaniacally, hugs and flops.

Kevin had a vile day at work, punctuated by one amazing interlude. "I have a sad announcement to make... I'm a plagiarist."
Yi blinks at Kev.
Basil says "Oh?"
Gunnar snickers. "DeMatha was a big sports school, just about every teacher coached something. What was really funny was that my guidance councillor was also a football coach. We called him lurch; for good reason.
Kevinplayer has always made it a point of pride to think up original, and hopefully appropriate, character names. "Well, at work today, I picked up an incoming letter, and damn me if it didn't leap off the page that it was written by Kevin Lockwood."
Yi headtilts at Kevin.
Basil says "Ah."
Tu bahs. "I always steal names from people I know."
Kevin hangs down his head in shame. "I'm not really a garou cub. I'm an insurance claims handler, based in Halifax, West Yorkshire, England."
Basil says "Given odds, Kevin, it's inevitable. :)"
Kevin swears he has never, ever had this happen. "The name must have stuck in my subconscious from previous dealings with that file."
Yi ergs at coaches being teachers. My Algebra II teacher was the varsity football coach. My Econ teacher, golf coach. (other) Chem teacher, assistant golf coach. US history teacher, wrestling coach. US Government/Civics teacher, varsity badminton coach. Gunnar hehs. Just about _every_ teacher at Dematha is a coach of some form or another.
Tu is just sad his 'George W. Bush' Shadow Lord app was turned down.
You say "Bush would make a really incompetent Slord."
Basil says "Are you sure he isn't more of a Silver Fang?"
Kevin says "Not posh enough."
You say "Are you kidding?"
Basil laughs.
Kevin, furthermore, is still not Pope.
You say "Bush is so the Fang. It's Cheney who should be the Slord. Or maybe the Colin Powell dude."
Kevin thought Bush was too nouveau-riche.
Yi, embarrassing US citizens with her horrible lack of knowledge for politics since 1982.
Tu hmmms. "Fang. Could explain the speech problems. Maybe when I re-app..."

Gunnar gods. "Ok, there's this teacher at D, Dr. Offutt. Just checked the web site - he's still there. He's been teaching for 50 years. 50 of those years have been at DeMatha. What they don't mention is that he was also a student there. From the first graduating class when the school was founded in the late 40's.
Yi o.o
You say "Eesh."
Gunnar says "School spirit? School zombie, more the like."
You say "That's like, just asking for a horror movie to be made from it."
You say "It was Offutt! He killed them all. | And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
Yi | *froth* WHERE'S YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT?!
Kevin sings 'Be True To Your School'.
Yi | Offutt's head spins around in place, as the school's alma mater spews forth in Tongues from his lips.
Gunnar snickers. Somehow, I wouldn't be at all surprised - considering he's a literature teacher.
Gunnar says "Probably found some ancient incantation in a long forgotten book to make himself immortal, but tie him perpetually to the school grounds."
You say, "And how."

Yi loves this weapons guide, Tski. It's short, sweet, and interesting. Just like a woman's skirt. Except I'm not homosexual, so we'll just... pretend the equivalent for a guy.
Gunnar says "A... kilt, Yi?"
Little-Phoenix says "Men's shorts..."
Yi will go with men's shorts. Like, surfer shorts? Board shorts. Those are cool.
You say "And often seen on hot surfer bods."
Guest-of-Rat says "Versus speedos."
Guest-of-Rat says "= Too short."
Yi hees.
Guest-of-Rat . o O (Though apparently this is debateable.)

Yi considers making Tski share, since she hasn't eaten lunch yet.
Guest-of-Rat peers at Tski. Yeeeees?
Gunnar says "Speedo should never have made male swimwear."
Basil says "And they should put weight limits on the speedo. Speedos should be illegal to sell at Wal-Mart, aswell."
Gunnar says "Sorta like stretchpants that way. You must be below this weight limit to ride."
Guest-of-Rat winces at Gunnar.
Tskilegwa says "We had this consultant working for our company. Mid 50's, balding, hairy. He was supposedly giving me guidance on this one project he and I were working on. We busted our asses on it, had a mountain of documentation done by Friday around 11 at night, and he suggested that we just meet at his place on Saturday and we'd assemble the binders out by his in-ground pool and koi pond, since we were trying to get it all out the door on Monday. Stupidly, I agreed."
Guest-of-Rat sees girls walking around with those midriff-exposing tops and low-slung jeans... with this. This PROTUSION. Like they're proud of their bellies!
Tskilegwa says "And he opened the gate to his back yard wearing nothing but a speedo. It was like a grizzly bear wearing a rubber band."
Yi >__________________<
Guest-of-Rat blearghs at Tski.
Julie claws her eyes out!
Gunnar snickers at Tski. At a time like this I have but one thing, and one thing only, to say - better you than me.
Julie can still see it!!
Basil says "God thats ugly. I'm an overweight person. I know it. And as Drew Carey put it, I cover it the fuck up."
You say "Yep. I'm glad I didn't eat lunch yet."
Guest-of-Rat says "God bless that man."
Gunnar says "And yeah, Rat - I've seen that two."
Jervis likes the belly stuffs.
Jervis is also weird.
You say "OOC lounge is a great way to put oneself on a diet."
Guest-of-Rat is utterly baffled by the phenomenon. They /have/ to look in the mirror at /some/ point, right? They have to /realize/ that if an elevator door was closing in front of them and they weren't standing far enough back that the clothes they're wearing are basically ensuring they're going to get impromptu liposuction, right? Gunnar has always been rail thin and athletic, so I'm probably baised to an extreme :)
Guest-of-Rat hehs. Uh. Me too. Ahem. :)

Rook slams down a fist. We must keep the oral history of the sept ALIVE.
Rook says "But first, I need lunch and yoga."
Yi lols!

Grey has arrived.
Basil says "Ahhh. She is out of the basement?"
Guest-of-Jackal is /so/ going to log on here in ten years time and see a 42yr old Salem, grouching in a corner and cleaning up people's fuckups.
Grey collapses. Ugh.
Guest-of-Jackal er. Ahems. Speak of the devil. :)
Rook says "Speak of the devil, indeed."
Rook curls up around Grey.

You say "If it weren't for DevArt's mature content stuff, I'd have named this picture, 'Want to Pet My cock?' http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15016118/"
Guest-of-Coyote says "Hey Nice cock there Yi."
You say "2006 is the Year of the Dog. Hellz yeah baby."
Yi arf arf aroo!
Guest-of-Falcon says "Yi is getting more obscene in her old age."
Guest-of-Coyote snickers at Yi.
Yi isn't obscene. She's just repressed.
Guest-of-Coyote says "That is ok...I can imagine the old folks home..."
Guest-of-Falcon says "Oh, well. I'm with you there."
Guest-of-Coyote says "When the elderly attack...."

Guest-of-Coyote says "Just wondering, anyone have some hints in playing a stider ragabash?"
Guest-of-Jackal | Garou of the hidden walk! The Caern is being invaded and frankly I don't care how big a badass you are, you are all commanded to run like fuck or - trust me - you will die where you stand!
Rook perks an ear. STRIDER.
Guest-of-Jackal watches the Coyote with interest.
Kevin thinks we need more Striders, of any auspice.
Rook says "Ask me anything, Coyote."
Andy will bring back RR, in time.
Guest-of-Jackal says "Rook played one of the best Striders the MUSH has seen, and worked closely with /the/ best."
Kevin says "Oh hell, let's be frank, we need decent new players of any tribe, auspice, or leaning."
You say "Strider ragabash to me, thinks akin to looking at behaviors of blackbacked jackals on the African savannah."
Kathryn-Laura hands out Black Fury recruiting leaflets.
Rook shushes Jackal. I just like the tribe.
You say "They know they're not the biggest, baddest or strongest, but they certainly are fast, and love to annoy the hell out of the lions and hyenas."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Alright....Um well..My char is kinda a coward, due to the fact that the player doesn't really know what he is doing.."
Guest-of-Jackal says "Cubs are pretty good for that, actually."
Guest-of-Coyote says "And tends to freeze."
Guest-of-Jackal says "You got a legitimate reason for not knowing anything. :)"
You say "Black-backed jackals are cute as hell."
Rook nodnods and listens.
Guest-of-Jackal says "Does tend to limit RP a bit though, honestly."
Yi just wants to cuddle 'em. But they'd bite my face.
Guest-of-Jackal anyways. Go on....
Rook bites Yi's face, nicely.
You say "One thing you might want to keep in mind when you're apping tribes, is the other people who're in the tribe already. Amount, auspice, that sort."
Yi bleeds, equally nicely.
Guest-of-Coyote says "You need a healing talon there Yi?"
You say "Nah. A little antiseptic, a facepatch and a rabies shot and I'll be right as rain."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Good to hear."

Sai makes Cole answer the Extra Question #1 in the lounge.
(Note: The question was, 1. What kind of underwear does your character wear?)
King Cole says "Commando briefs."
You say "Ah, a briefs man."
King Cole says "Underware is of the Weaver."
King Cole points to the Commando bit, first.
Sai waits. Commando. Doesn't that mean...
Sai covers her mouth and coughs.
King Cole grins.
Rook helps Sai cover her mouth. Shhhh.
Kasia doesn't think she'll ever be able to look at Cole in the eye irl now.

King Cole will be found, apping entire foil packs while his personal hygiene and social life slides away from him.
Kasia says "His soul won't be so merry then. :("
Josef watches on in amused disgust.
King Cole types away at the computer, while chewing on day old ramen noodles. "Yeah, a pack of BSDs. You're dirty little foils, aren't you? Yeah, you are. Who's your player? Just say my name!"
Sai blinks.
Kasia steps awaaay.
Staceface smites Cole.
King Cole is smitten by Staceface.

Grey fiddles absently, la la.
Abdul puts Grey on the roof.
You say "Fiddler on the roof?"
Grey becomes a cat, makes the roof of heated tin. Fiddling Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Abdul says "Here in our little villege of GarouMUSH, you could say we're all a little crazy."
Isaac flees Abdul.
Grey sings, "Tradition!"
Jervis is sure some Totems would...
Abdul says "And three I log in to check my mail and 6 I learn my trade. I hear they picked a rite for me; I hope it's easy."
Isaac thinks a city pack should get Alley Cat for a totem.
You say "Homegrown packtotems."
Isaac bites Abdul again. And again.
Grey says "Alley Cat'd be cool. Better'n Dog."
You say "Bone Gnawers would hate that totem."
Abdul bleeds. "Ow! What'd I do?"
Isaac makes Grey help him write it up.
Grey steps on the Bone Gnawers.
Yi bites Grey's ankles and gives him gangrene.
Grey says "...Ow."
Isaac says "Singing Fiddler Parodies."
Yi imagines a kinfolk who gets told that their mate got trapped in the Gauntlet. Man.
Grey considers RP.
Isaac also notes to Abdul that the first line in his parody doesn't scan.
Abdul throws Isaac in the well.
Amy needs to board up that well.
Abdul covers the well with a rock. "Everyone's a critic."
Amy now no longer needs to board up the well.
Abdul eyes +scan. We have two former Jarred's on?
Yi catches Isaac, and leads him out of the well via sekrit Gnawer underwater tunnel.
Isaac giggles.
Abdul shakes his fist at Yi. ANd I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddeling kids!

Yi sends off her storyblurb to the stories wheel.
Josef says "Yeah, even spending rage is suspicious if you overdo it."
Isaac says "Well."
Kasia says "But wouldn't the humiliation of the beating and the pain force you to shift? Although that would probably be frenzy."
Isaac says "Stories Well. It falls down into a deep dark pit and sits there for years."
Jervis says "It would depend on the Rage level and the moon..."
Amy drops a penny down the well.
Grey says "Frenzy is possible, yeah."
Kasia drops Timmy down the well.
Josef gives Isaac a hug.
Josef doesn't give Kasia a hug. Poor Timmy.
Kasia dropped Timmy cause she never got hugs as a kid.
Abdul | White Bear fetches Horace!
Abdul | WB . o O (Must. Save. Little timmy!)
Josef doesn't think that's a viable legal defence.
Josef says "Although you'd never know."
Josef says "Horace isn't li'l Timmy!"
Amy says "Legal defense to what?"
Josef says "First degree well-dropping."
Kasia will plead temporary insanity.
Abdul says "He was getting Horace to save Little Timmy, not Staving Horace because he's little Timmy."
Josef eyes Kasia. "Temporary?"
Josef ohs at Abdul. "No throwing packmates down wells. Totems don't like it."
Abdul hadn't yet. Good idea, though.
Kasia eyes. Keeps Jordan away from any wells when scening with Abdul in the future. May not be a packmate, but damn.
Guest-of-Coyote says "Ack sorry, had to run for a minute"
Guest-of-Coyote says "Reading the scroll now"
Josef says "Although now I'm thinking how cool it'd be if WB threw Horace around like Colossus' thing."

Olga wants RP.
Olga says "Who wants it with me!"
Basil does. :)
Olga says "Yi going to throw you back onto the farm?"
Dillen can RP.
Yi picks up Basil, sticks him in a cannon located just for that cub-launching purpose, and shoots him towards the farmhouse. Oh damn, forgot about that wind-shear. Watch the trees!
Kasia laughs.
Basil says "Ha."
Kasia says "George, George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be! Watch-out for that tree! *bam!*"
Kasia misses that cartoon.
Kevin hopes Basil flies through the farmhouse wall and leaves a Basil-shaped hole.
Olga throws Olga into the farmhouse, too, leaving Kevin an Olga-shaped hole. Anybody who wants to may come along.

(Keep in mind, Alicia is the Coggie elder. Leader of them all!)
Alicia says "EMO! EMO EMO EMO! YOU LOSER EMO! *coughs*"
Stacey keeps thinking of Elmo.
Rook says "Oy! Watch it with the emophobia!"
Emmachine says "imhotep?"
Emmachine says "Or however you spell it."
Alicia stares at Stacey. "Does everything /have/ to be cute with you? Freaking.. tree hugging.. hippy." *grumbles about Children of Gaia*
Alicia pauses.
Alicia says ".. fuck.""
Stacey raises a brow.
Sai snerks.

Rook tells her client, "I'm sorry, you'll have to go home. I'm too busy laughing at OOC Lounge quotes. Priorities, you know. ...Good luck with that chronic fibromyalgia!" *slams door*

Rook says "I'm sorry, but the only pirate that exists in my world is Jack Sparrow."
You say "I have it at home on DVD."
Stacey nods.
Red tests something on Rook: "Jon Depp."
Rook SHRIEKS.
Grey giggles.
Sai duckandcovers.
Rook reflexively humps Red's leg.
Grey says "Ohmy."
You say "Wow."
Rook ahem.
Rook fixes her hair.
Amy says "Does this mean that Red's leg is now in a 'family way'?"
Stacey says "And yet Orlando get the girl."
Red tries to look dignified and scientific. "Given the data, I cannot reject my hypothesis."

Yi blinks and looks outside. "Something's goin' up downstairs."
Basil says "What?"
You say "Hm, marching protestors."
Basil says "What are they protesting?"
Rook says "WHat's the cause?"
You say "Pff, I have no idea. Can't see the signs from here."
Basil wants to see a protest against angry people with signs.
Jamethon | No more protesting!
Yi lols!
Abdul saw that.
Abdul says "And you know what? I saw people protesting those protesters."

Rook says "Every time I read a log with Stacey, I'm just waiting for her head to start rotating like in the Exorcist."
Stacey says "What??"
Sai lols @ Rook.
Stacey just blinks.
Rook says "For real. I really suspect that Stacey is a BSD."
Stacey blinks.
Stacey says "Me?"
Rook | Stacey rings the doorbell, and stands there in her little scout uniform. "Wyrm cookies?"
You say "Are they made of real banes and cooked in balefire?"
Stacey says "Man, my recipe got out."
Horace says "Stupid vocabulary."
You say "We have Crawler de Lites, Classic Banebread, Thin Drattosi and Scrag Butter Sandwiches."
Rook mmmm. Chocolate-dipped Fomori.

(On The Last Samurai) Rook watched it because Tom Cruise has a cute butt. Cultural realism, wha?
Kevin says "Rook, you have such a refreshingly candid reviewing style."
Sai snickers.

Sai ponders things.
Staceface shudders. "Not... things!"
You say "Yes, things!"
Staceface faints.
Sai fans Stace's face.
Staceface moans dramatically.
Jamethon takes advantage of ...er, helps fan Stace's face.
Staceface says "....."
Staceface failed to think of a good response.

Signe considers wearing a dress.
Signe says "See what being pregnant does to you?"
Helen says "Pregnant? What?"
Helen eyes Signe.
Little-Phoenix says "At least it is the right time of the year for dresses."
Brom says "Helen is pregnant too."
Rook yays at Sig!
Yi | Signe turns to Gunnar. "Does this dress make me look fat?" Gunnar, not looking up from the television where he's watching wrestling, "Hell yeah!" Signe SCOWL.
Little-Phoenix says "Ohdear."
Rook | Drew takes Signe SHOPPING.
Rook says "Helen is pregnant?"
You say "Wait, what? HELEN is pregnant?!"
Brom says "Yah, by some guy named Porthos."
Little-Phoenix says "Signe, Megan, Dakota, Aubrey.... who else? Tasyln, although she is no longer here. Wow."
Basil says "Look on the bright side. All that Rage, AND pregnant? No one is getting in her way at sales."
Brom says "Jacinta"
Jacinta says "Jacinta."
Brom says "Har! I spell your name faster. *smooch*"
Brom says "An Ali popped hers first!"
Helen didn't know she was pregnant. ;>
You say "Ali is a trendsetter."
Rook | The pregnant Garou of St. Claire clear out every convenience store of pickles, chocolate, and Chunkee Monkee ice cream.
Helen cackles.
Little-Phoenix says "Bree is going to be so alcohol deprived..."
Rook says "Signe will look fabulous in this season's new line of maternity wear."

Sai imagines a Garou challenge for fostern. Improv, just like Whose Line.
Stacey giggles.
BazBot says "Who's Kill is it Anyways?"
Jervis laughs!

Jervis says "Something about drinking cola, and saying, in lupus: "This sparkly water is sweet. It must be of Gaia.""
Tobin has disconnected.
Jervis damns as Tobin escapes.
Horace didn't think wolves or dogs ever liked carbonated beverages.
Cyrano says "Plus it tickles my nose like a Wyld jaggling."
Horace says "It is cute, though."
Jervis guiltily watched an episode of Dragonball GT today...the entire episode was Vegeta's flashbacks of being outdone by and hating Goku. Naturally, made me want to have a Tobin scene...
Horace says "You're allowed to do pretty much anything as long as you feel guilty doing it."
Horace can really, for some reason, picture Jervis as Vegeta. :)
Yi laughs!
You say "Funny thing is that, if it were a klaive duel between Fangs, it might as well be just as fraught with blustery talk as in DBZ."
Jervis nods...and c'mon...Jervis and Tobin...soooo work like Vegeta and Goku. Jervis has the PB, the heart of darkness...the cuter love interest...and is doomed to be outdone. Tobin has...that quasi-insane, goody-two shoes thing...etc.