The following OOC quotes may contain adult humor, amongst other things. So. Yeah.

Guest-of-Jackal says "Uhh, what's the name for someone before their first change?"
Stacey says "Cub?"
Cole says "Human-with-a-big-surprise?"
Stacey says "Oh"
Stacey says "Er.. pre-change human...?"
Guest-of-Jackal says "Alrighty."
Stacey likes Cole's answer, personally.
Cole, concise.
Kevin says "You're terser than Tersa!"
Cole likes that one, Kev'!
Cole is tempted to retort that your majesty is very brittle. But eh.
Kevin powers Cole up. Now, where does this lead plug in...
Cole chuckles.

Ren-Ferret says "I'm killing these monsters, and in and among them is a monster that's a little more rare (as in, it shows up every fifteen minutes or so, not that it's really hard to find). Other folks are killing these same monsters, la la la. And at one point, I fire an arrow at one of the common monsters, and the slightly rarer monster decides to come after me too. They're really easy kills for me, but I didn't kill the slightly rarer one, I just backed up enough that it went back to it's usual spot. This, according to the genius I spoke to, made me a 'dick' because I 'tried to steal his named monster'. Y'know, even though I hadn't attacked that monster, and hadn't killed that monster, and during the entire fifteen minute conversation of him complaining of how much of a jerk I was, the monster was sitting there the whole time.""
Emma says "Hehe."
Ren-Ferret says "Oh yeah, and he eventually logged off. Monster? Still hanging out, having a coke."
Cole snorts.
Stacey laughs.

Guest-of-Mouse says "If there were nuclear holocaust...all that would be left alive on earth would be cockroaches, Bone Gnawers...and quite likely Cher."

Staceface tosses Alesia back to the Black Furies. "She's too troubled for me!" XD
Helen giggles.
Yi snerks at Stace.
Kitten laughs.
Kitten says "Rejected by a Coggie... the shame."
Staceface laughs.
You say "You /know/ you're in trouble when the Coggies say you're disturbed."
Staceface says "Stace is just like... Everything I say... doesn't work..."
Staceface says "She's /12/ though."
Kitten laughs, "You keep choosing the wrong things to say. Go back to flying kite offers?
You say "True..."
You say "Go get her a peanut butter sandwich."
You say "The way moms make 'em."
Helen makes Alesia a cake.
Staceface laughs!
Yi is reminded of that Jiff commercial.
Helen imagines Helen and Alesia trying to bake something. Oh God.
Kitten is a good cook!
Helen says "That'd actually be a funny scene."
Staceface says "Stace is very young. There are many things she doesn't deal with well. The two main things are Death and... well, that's the main thing for now."
Guest-of-Owl can make macaroni and cheese out of the box. And uh, tuna melts.
You say "How 'bout crazy eights? Nah. I know, we can watch my Princess Moonfire tape! Nah... ... Hold on. | *makes peanut butter sandwiches* | So how's it goin' girls? It's goin' great! | *smile*"
Helen loves baking stuff RL. Helen...not so much but she can cook.
Helen rolls at Yi.

You say "Stacey needs to learn how to play the guitar."
Helen says "Stacey can serenade people."
Staceface grins.
Helen says "with her mad guitar skillz."
You say "Every good Coggie needs to know how to play guitar. To sing with."
Staceface sings. "Where have all the flowers gone?..."
Yi o/` I left my elder... in San Francisco...
Staceface dies.
Helen dies!
Masao sings, "Kill everything, Wyrm, Wyrm, Wyrm! Who needs a reason? Wyrm, Wyrm, Wyrm...
Helen dies!
Gypsy falls over
Yi eyes Masao. ... The Producers?
Guest-of-Owl says "It vaguely scans to 'Turn, turn, turn'."
Masao says "Crosby, Stills, and Nash."
Yi ohh I knew that.
Masao says "Judy Collins, The Birds, they all sang it."
Masao prefers Judy Collins, herself, but hey!
Yi was thinking of that one song in the end of Producers. 'Betrayed'
Masao sings, "And if you can't be with the Kin you love, honey, love the Kin you're with!"

Tu has arrived.
Jordan dips Tu...in gravy.
Tu is delicious, but fattening.
Jordan says "You just go straight to my thighs, huh?"
Jordan says "WAIT!"
Jordan says "Crap, that came out wrong."
Ashley says "... Awesome."
Emma grins at Jordan.
Jordan bangs her head against the wall, too early to be so gutter-minded.
Tu says "There's a 'butt' joke in there somewhere, but I'll leave it be."
Jordan says "Oh come on! You know you wanna say it!"
Tu says "We don't do these things because we want to, we do them because we're compelled."
Jordan says "Bah."
Kenneth snerks.

Red says "Yi!"
Red shakes Yi.
Yi gah.
Jamethon says "Yi!"
Red says "Your mohawk mongoose is gone!"
You say "It's not a mongoose!"
Red bets thats what every mongoose says.
You say "Why do you like my mongoose so... hm that sounds wrong."
Dillen has arrived.
Red sidles on up to Yi's Mongoose. "Quite the mohawk you got there."
You say "Got spikes too."
Jamethon says "Ahem."
Red says "Jame's just jealous, ignore him."
Helen says "James has mongoose envy."
Red dies on his keyboard. :D
Dillen just dies.

An interesting stack for a sweep:
Intermission! The disconnected players and puppets flee the theatre to be first in the line to the bathroom.
Stacey has left.
Tu has left.
Anji has left.
Kieran has left.
JordaBot has left.
Ren-Ferret has left.

You say "Except, I should fall to bed too. YOU TOO."
You say "No more staying up til OMGWTFWHATTIMEISIT o' clock."
You say "Really screws with my circadian rhythm."

Rook says "GarouMUSH's rearview mirrors show everything in soft focus. ;)"

BazBot can picture this line of Metis standing around, with Jamethon standing out front. "All the Metis I can respect step forward." Everyone looks at each other, then cautiously moves forward when James suddenly points a finger at Abaraxas. "NOT so fast... "

Rook says "Hmm. WOnder what happened to Jerv."
BazBot says "He found a hot mortician in real life."
Jamethon assumes loss of intrest without a Tobin to torment and be tormented by.
Rook says "Really?"
Ren-Ferret says "Yeah, he liked her."
Rook says "That's ADORABLE."
BazBot says "Mmhm."
Jamethon says "I actually lost some intrest in Roger after Lucca left."
Jamethon says "Good for Jerv. :)"
Ren-Ferret says "For a time he'd log in just to say how much he liked her. ^.-"
Lounge Raven laughs.
Rook says "Morticians = hawt."
Jamethon says "Just look at the chick from Men in Black 2. :)"
Jamethon says "Giancomo or whatever her name is."
Jamethon says "Laura San Giancomo?"
Rook says "There's something really special about a girl who knows how to drain fluids from a dead body."
Grey eyebrowwaggles.

Circle Keeper says "She is a hurricane. Great thunderclouds of chalk arise from the board in a flurry of activity. Her voice is like the whistle of winds, so much so in it's ability to blow through one ear and out the other. The whole class should qualify for FEMA aid."

Circle Keeper shares the Aqutak, even.
Twist says "I hate Spinoza."
Masao bamfs for work. Later folks.
Masao has disconnected.
Alesia has disconnected.
Yi eats Aqutak, whatever it may be.
Circle Keeper says "Whipped Crisco, berries, fish bits. Maybe some suger."
Yi . o O (Oh yes... very... delicious...)
Rook gagutaks.
Circle Keeper says "Lots of crisco."
Circle Keeper says "Eskimo Ice Cream."
Yi snorks at Rook.
Hazzie Hyena mmm mmm
You say "Beatrice sure got her tribe picked out right!"
Ren-Ferret says "Beatrice got it just in time too."

Yi resorted to the consumption of orange Jell-o for breakfast.
Tu discusses with Cole whether or not Stag would laugh at Tu, blow snot on him, then trample.
Cole thinks Stag is far too refined for that.
Cole says "He'd probably just gore you."
Tu says "Stag is /all/ about blowing snot."
Yi laughs.
Cole grins.
Clemency notes that stags in the mating season smell remarkably like ripe Camembert cheese.
You say "Oh Ciancarw, how far you have fallen."
Clemency says "Which looks not unalike snot."
You say "Wait, how would Clem know what stags in mating season smell like?"
Yi eyes the Fang.
Cole eyes Clemency.

Clemency | Twist-and-Shout leers. "Is there anyone here with a bit of the Wyrm in them? ...is there anyone here who'd like a bit more of the Wyrm in them?"

Kathryn-Laura says "Sometimes I feel I've got to/Run away I've got to/Get away/From the pain that you drove into the heart of me/The trip we share/Went to the caern/Now I'm wound up tight/and I toss and turn I can't sleep at night/Once I trusted you/I'm in sh*t cos of you/The tainted aura you're given/I give you all an ahroun could give you/Take my tears and that's not nearly all/Oh...tainted cub/Tainted cub...."

Leslie has arrived.
Leslie fflops in.
Hazzie Hyena says "Les!"
Kitten pounces Leslie.
Masao fuzzles Les.
Leslie flattens. Sooooo tired.
Hazzie Hyena wuggles the FiloFury. Or is that PhuryPhilo?
Leslie grins.
Masao suddenly imagines Garou baklava.
Leslie kay? Dare I ask how it'd different from regular baklava?
Tu says "More fur."
Masao says "Um...instead of usual baklava filling, you have honey covered Garou in between the layers?"
You say "Kinky."
Leslie mutters. Honey-covered Fury. A Get's fondest dream.
Masao snerks.
Circle Keeper says "CHARACH!"
Leslie was waiting for that.
Helen thuds on Leslie.

You say "You know what'd be a great raggie schtick... Garou Valentines."
Kevin grins broadly. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd date you in seconds if you weren't garou."

Grey stares at the clock s'more and then sighs. "Can I actually have a decent RP scene in only an hour?"
Sky says "Yes."
Ren-Ferret has arrived.
Ren-Ferret sits on Grey.
Grey looks doubtfully at Sky, then scritches Ren.
Sky says "Well you /can/."
Ren-Ferret chrr.
Grey says "Hum."
Sophie says "Provided nothing weird happens."
Grey says "Troo."
Sky says "And you're RPing with the right folks."
Ren-Ferret okay. WantRP.
Grey says "Dunno, though. Sometimes, RP is like making love. Soon as there's a time limit, I get distracted. In a bad way. :>"
Sai dies.
Sky blinkies.
Masao chokes on her chips and dip.

You say "There really should be laws against sound speaker developments for just how loud they can make them."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Careful there. You might lose something you need."
You say "Some dumb fool downstairs has Super Bass of Doom in his car and I suspect he's trying to call the elephants of Africa to war with it."
Helen dies.

Masao says "We're here at Timeout Arcade where we've secretly replaced Grey's coffee with ragey, war-totem Wolverine. Let's see if he notices the difference?"

Lenny gets all the ducks in a row.
Beatrice preens Lenny.
Lenny almost typos in unfortunate ways.

Beatrice caw caw
Tu waves to Val.
Veronica blinks. Uktena weirdos.
Veronica draws on Bea's shirt.
Feinan hmms at Beatrice. "Do you happen to know what nicknames can be used for Beatrice?"
Beatrice's shirt is black.
Beatrice says "Bea, mostly."
Feinan nods. Bea I knew. Can Betty be used?
Beatrice thinks Betty is a nickname for Elizabeth.
Veronica uses a silver pen.
Beatrice ows.
Feinan hmms. Shame. We'd have a Betty and a Veronica, then. We'd just need an Archie...
Feinan grins. The interaction even seems to fit...:)
Beatrice says "Hmmm. I /am/ a blonde, mostly, and Veronica's hair is dark..."
Ground-Up has arrived.
Veronica renames Circle Keeper Archie. We already...have...a...Reggie...OMG.
Feinan laughs.
Beatrice says "CK's a redhead, yep."
Beatrice says "Need a Jughead."
Veronica says "Horace."
Veronica dies.
Beatrice laughs!
Ground-Up rawrs.
Veronica says "That is just so many kinds of wrong"
Ground-Up is a deadbeat?
Feinan hmms. Do we have a Moose? :)
Feinan grins. back in the old days, Stormcloud could've worked, maybe, but I'm not sure who should fit that nowadays.
Veronica says "Touch...Deer...?"
Veronica dunnos. I think the situation's bad enough already. ;)
Beatrice laughs.
Ground-Up needs food...battletech...fighting for dominance.
Feinan hmms. Moose was on the slow....ISAAC! :)

You say "I -am- the brightest crayon in the box!"
Gunnar taps Yi on the shoulder. "Those are charcoals, dear."
You say "..."
Yi T_T

Cries-No-More accuses Jamethon of being the devil.
Jamethon says "Or to the LJ. Just at the least out of the OOCl."
Jamethon is not the devil. I'm not that smooth.
Yi feels Jamethon's skin. "I don't know, I'd have to disagree."
Jamethon cackles.

Pack> Dakota says "Go figure. The night I need it, my internet is as slow as a two-legged camel."
Pack> Yi says "That is to say, a stupid person with a heavy backpack. XD"
Pack> Yi says "Sorry. Not funny I know."
Pack> Dakota says "My internet rides the short bus."

Chriscakes says "Theme question: Can kinfetches be interfered with in any way? Can a Garou who sees a kinfetch running by that's not headed for him traipse over and bury it? Or set it on a wrong path?"
Amy says "Kinfetches can go wrong. (Tonight's episode on Jerry Springer)."
Captain Fidget says "They could do that, if they wanted. Kinfetches are very stupid, weak, and distractable."
Sky says "Fetches are flighty little things. Easily distracted."
Red dangles some shiney in front of a Kinfetch. Look! Sparkles!
Alicia tempts a Black Fury fetch with ice cream. "C'mon you PMS'y lil spirit.. you know you want chocolate."

Jamethon is seeing Narnia in a private theatre tomorrow morning. Woo!
Alesia quickly applies compress bandages on Jamethon.
Lenny thinks that's outdated.
Helen says "Take me with you, James!"
Jamethon clears that. Wow, old. :)
Blackriver says "Ah, thanks."
Yi teams up with Helen, hijacks Jamethon's vehicle, and demands he take us with.
Alesia sneaks along to go see the movie, in the back.
Jamethon has three tickets. Himself, his brother, and his sister-in-law. Sorry oflk.
Jamethon says "Folk even."
Yi looks to Alesia and Helen. "Clearly, we need to... dispose of these obstacles..."
Jamethon says "There are still only three tickets, so it would still be me and... and... oh, wait..."

Hazmat says "My nerdself giggles at what Becky chose to burn to represent her old life."
Follows-Path tilts, "For a Philodox, that was his test?"
Touch Deer says "Yeah, that'd make since. I mean, it sounds like a ritual role they play, and being part of a ritual that helps the Sept is a good thing. And if it means enduring so much humiliation, much honor?"
Follows-Path tilts, "What did she burn?
You say "What, her Xbox 360?"
Follows-Path nods to TD.
Touch Deer says "That's a mere fraction of his overall RoP."
Hazmat says "She never got that. :P And, gasp, someone stole her PSP and other handheld stuff from her house! Gasp and horror. No, she's burning World of Warcraft."
Seasons-Change says "So you passed your rite?"
Follows-Path dies. "Shes such the Glass Walker."
Twist says "Not even close SC. Still need to get Gunnar his stuff then put together all the riddles and figure out the final answer."
Seasons-Change says "Ooooh."
Hazmat says "Nah, FP. She isn't. She was a pretty normal geek kid, but after all she's been through? Video games seem pretty pointless."
Follows-Path pounces and fluffs and runs in circles.
Touch Deer says "Aw cute little gamer cub."
Follows-Path knows Andrew ICly still wishes he had a nice pair of terminator Lightning Claws.
Yi whistles about the PSP and handhelds.
Lenny says "Hey, yeah, Trent."
Follows-Path is pondering getting a PSP or a 360 for his birthday in like, 2 months.
Circle Keeper dies laughing at Yi. :P
You say "Jamethon cut his own off didn't he?"
You say "Or, one."
Touch Deer hm?
Lenny says "Yeah. Every damn day."
Lenny says "For a month or so."
Jamethon nods. "He did."
Hazmat says "Yar."
You say "Yeah, see."
Basil says "Why?"
Touch Deer says "That's so hot!@"
Follows-Path hehs, and bites TD somewhere painful, CHOMP!
Jamethon says "He was Pissy McPissyPiss during that time."
Masao SNARFS.

Basil says "Have an Ahroun do your hair. With Rage! Your hair doo done in sixty seconds, or your frenzy is free!"
Sophie says "||Alicia begins combing the hair into place, lining up the first cut. All of a sudden, the door bursts open. "Alicia, your cub just bit Touch Deer's left nut off." SLICE!"

You say "Hey, a Gnawer's gotta eat. Most of the time."
Circle Keeper says "Mmm, PSP. Maybe with a little salt..."
You say "The better one would've been if Becky finds some of her clothes in the farmhouse attic, in the free-for-everyone use bin."
Circle Keeper gets to reading. You know else would be a really cool gift to bring in? Ancestral Recall and Spirit Horse. They'd never get used, since they're rank 3 and four, but those are really fitting, kinda keen gifts.
Hazmat says "Yeah."
Seasons-Change says "Well, I think early to bed for me."
Circle Keeper'd also like to see the Get rite wtih the Rune casting. I know there was talk about it a while ago with Tersa, but nothing came of it.
Touch Deer says "Well, they /could/ get used, someday...we have people getting their experience on. :)"
Hazmat woots. All done.
Jamethon | Jacinta says "You're burning a circular piece of shiny plastic?" | Becky watches the CD melt slowly, tears pouring down her face, "That was my /LIFE/!"
Circle Keeper points otu to TD: "They're Uktena gifts."
Jamethon grins.
Hazmat says "Hey, James. Her 60 NE Rogue just got her Onyxia key!"
Jamethon cackles.

Yi snerks at Alicia. "You know what I realize? Only people who have really GMed have this kind of intuition. When something, you just /know/ is bad, and yet when you're actually in the scene, you can't do anything about it. It's like Train Wreck."
Basil says "It was a hilariously bad movie."
Alicia says "Speaking of train wrecks, Snaekolfr is ganna get a spanking."
Aimee says "Bad Fenris! Bad! No biscuit!"
Touch Deer says "Who spanks a Fenris spirit?"
Basil says "A BDSM spirit?"
Touch Deer says "A...very large, and powerful BDSM spirit."
Basil says "You've been a bad bad... God of War."
Basil imagines someone peering across the gauntlet at such a spirit. "My God... It's full of leather."
Touch Deer dies.
Aimee DIES!
Touch Deer says "That goes on some quote page."

Circle Keeper says "Old McFianna had a barn, eeeyeeeyeoh. And in his barn he had a gnawer. Eeeyeeeeyeoh. With a 'got a dime?' here and a 'sorry about you couch' there. Here 'Got a dime' there a 'Sorry about your couch', every where a 'got a dime-Dime?' Old McFianna had a barn, eeeyeeeyeoh."

You say "I could see if you're thinking out 'Gotta find a gun, a gun, a gun...' and then FtP leads you to ... a billboard with a gun painted on it."
Circle Keeper laughs! Lobotomized hippy. : }
Tskilegwa says "I don't think FtP would lead you to a billboard gun. :)"
Andrew cackles, "Wait, theres a non0-lobo hippy?"
Horace says "You have to activate it, but it's no cost, so whenever you're just curious why something seems weird, pop it out."
Jamethon says "Sounds like a Philodox gift, then, Horace."
Circle Keeper gives the gift to Horace, since he can apparently think of more uses than most people can.
BazBot says "So if you wanted to use it in general, you'd have to ask for GM to do so? I should have just done the gift command, but I forgot about it. Does it costs Gnosis?"
Horace grins. "Why not? Uktena already want to all be Theurges, might as well all be Philodox as well." ;)
Horace would _love_ Sense Magic.
Tskilegwa says "If it's for something mundane, like food or a dropped dollar bill or a good cardboard box to sleep in or something, I wouldn't bother. Most stuff that you'd find with FTP fall into that sort of 'not worth bothering a GM for' classification."
Circle Keeper says "Theurgadox. Anyhow, I thought the house rule here was you can only use gifts x number of times, where x is your gnosis? It'd keep you from being being able to use the gift so freely."
Kenneth was saying Tski, if the Gift managed to botch itself or something. XD
Tskilegwa blink-a-blink-a-blinks! Gifts fail? =)
Jamethon says "Per scene, CK, yeah."
You say "Of course they do!"
Jamethon grins at Tski, "I've had gifts fail in my scenes, don't you start with that now!"
Circle Keeper dittos James.
You say "Imagine if Clap of Thunder failed. Clap. ... ... -.0; *CLAP* ... Goddamnit."
Jamethon cackles.
Jamethon says "A Get activates Halt The Cowards Flight."
Jamethon | Halt! | ...I said Halt! | Mother fucker. *Get starts running*
Kenneth | From that day on, Thunder's-Martyr was known behind sniggering snouts as Thunder's-Monkey.
Tskilegwa | Alternately known as Clap-On-Clap-Off.
Kenneth LoL!
Jamethon lunches.
Tskilegwa says "Clap of Thunder sounds like a Garou STD, anyhow. :)"
Sky has arrived.
You say "Seriously."
Circle Keeper snorks.
You say "Seriously Sky. Vodka."
Tskilegwa says "'Course the Wendigo have 'Cutting Wind'."
You say "That one never gets old."

Red | Silverfangs: For great honour! Today, we do battle with the wyrm... through SMORES! RAWR!
Yi stares at Red.
Feinan mmms. S'mores.
Amy has chocolate Klaives.
Snaik says "Now it is time for me to sleep."
Masao | I Challenge you to a duel with...lobster forks!
InleRah oooh. chocolate.

You say "Geezus. I ripped his head and spine off."
Hazmat reads. Snif.
Blackriver sniffs.
Yi's player concludes that Yi must not get too much sleep at night.
Amy tries to figure out just which vertabae gets torn if the head and spine get torn off. Hm.
Amy says "C4, I'm guessing."
Red says "You sunk my battle ship!"

Red | "Where do you live?" "Oh, in Wendianna." "Er, Indianna?" "No. There's more decapitation in my state."

Masao's arms have been taken over by her cat. One-handed typing ensues.
K-Bear . o O (The other hand is engaged by her pussy.)

Chriscakes tries to look at high school as an anthropological opportunity. Much more pleasant that way.
Lenny is just a psych geek. And kind of an anthro dilettante.
Helen laughs at Chris. Yes, that'd make it a bit easier.
Chriscakes studies the strange and savage mating rituals of the American teenager.

Twist says "Justin had one scene pre-cub-napping."
Twist says "Walmart!"
Guest-of-Owl eeks.
You say "You Can't Stop the Walmart."
BazBot says "Unless you smash the mirror by the TVs."
Guest-of-Owl says "You know about the evil trifecta of corporations, right?"
Guest-of-Owl says "Wal-Mart, Microsoft, and Starbucks, will combine into a series of Micro Star-Marts, each of them having everything a human needs to live, and stealing souls that the machines in the matrix could only dream of being able to do...they will have thier own in-house currency, the soft 'WalBuck', and they will exploit 3rd world countries until they become 4th world."
Guest-of-Owl says "Pentex? Tame compared to the Micro Star-Marts"
Yi bwahahahahas.

Masao says "What tears up clothes, has a sniffly nose, and trashes your neighbor's pub? Won't fit in a pack, is a tasty Wyrm-snack, it's Cub, Cub, Cuuuuub!"
Masao says "It's Cuuuub! It's Cuuuub! It's big, it's angsty, it's Groo! It's Cuuuub! It's Cuuuub! Watch out, it'll Frenzy on you! Cub by Blammo!"

Flint says, "Hey, Fianna are awesome kin. ....you know, until you wake up with one."
Basil says "Still huge moon out. That sucks."
Dillen Then it's coyote time!
You say "Can't Pants this?"
SockMonkey says "Flint, waking up with the kin in your bed is not a problem. It's the other things in the bed that you have to watch."
Jamethon says "Like the inquisitive cub that came by to 'watch'. :)"
SockMonkey roll.s
Flint says, "....what the----JUSTIN, GET OUT OF MY BED."
Dillen laughs!
Yi brainboggles.
SockMonkey says "Well, I was thinking the furlined manacles, but those too."
Dillen || Justin sprays the bed down with Lysol. "Just helping."
Flint says, "Hey, if I'm going to stay tied up like this, you might as well bring me breakfast." >_>
Snaik returns with food.
Dillen says "ROFL"
SockMonkey falls over at Snaik's timing.
Jamethon cackles.
Dillen says "Yi. There's one for your page."
Snaik ...
Snaik offers Flint a piece of toast? n.n
Jamethon would be impressed to find out how that toast came to be.
Flint munch. "Garou aren't so bad. I think I'm going to have these clawmarks down my back for a while though."
Dillen says "Should scar nicely. Just not quite the battle we refer to."
You say "... why are they on your back..."
SockMonkey has always wondered about rage and sexual arousal.
Snaik says "I don't think you'd want to be Slord Kin, Flint."
Flint says, "Hey, it's a battle! To have sex /and/ stay alive." ;D
Seasons-Change blinks.
Flint says, "Oh yeah, Snaik?"
Seasons-Change covers her ears. "La la la la."
SockMonkey says "So innocen!"
You say "THERE IS NO TS ON GAROUMUSH."
Snaik says "Let's just say Sabina doesn't treat male kin very nicely in the sack. :p"
Jamethon says "Garou /can/ frenzy during sex. Yes."
Dillen says "All our sex is HUGE!"
Snaik laughs at Dillen.
SockMonkey says "All your sex are belong to us?"
Flint says, "Oh man, Jamethon. That's gotta suck SO hard. And not in a...good...way."
SockMonkey says "Oh man, James."
Jamethon says "This is why so many people get it on during the newest of new moons, except raggies who would probably wait till the theurge moon."
SockMonkey says "They have to wait their turn."
Jamethon ...
Yi BAhahahaa.

Snaik o/' Yes, the future has been sold....Every night we're gone, and to karaoke songs - how we like to sing a long, although the words are wrong.. o/'
Clemency headscratch... now that's not familiar...
Kathryn-Laura says "Doesn't mean anything to me..."
Snaik says "I guarantee you will have heard the music, at the very /least/ the intro. It's used a lot on adverts."
Snaik says "It's called 'The Universal', by Blur."
Snaik says "It's from my Weaver playlist. >.>"
Clemency grrr! Should have got that.
Snaik grins.
Kathryn-Laura says "Playlists are of the weaver, anyway."
Snaik says "Yep."
Clemency used to like Blur, around the time of Parklife...
Snaik is having a love affair with Damon Albarn's music.
Snaik says "Blur, solo, Gorillaz..."
Kathryn-Laura says "All good Garou should use random-select, and allow the wyld to pick their music."
Snaik is using random-select :p
Kathryn-Laura says "Nothing like attacking wyrm-beasts to the strains of "Shaddupa yer face""
Snaik says "And of coruse, the Wyld picks one from the Wyrm section, just as you say that."
Snaik er, course.
Snaik says "Annie Lennox - Lovesong for a Vampire."
Clemency remains loyal to Jarvis Cocker alone of the Britpop generation.
Snaik likes Pulp too!
Clemency says "I spy a boy. I spy a girl. I spy the worst place in the world, in the whole wide world."
Kathryn-Laura thinks they're all too mainstream. Though she adored "Sleeper"
Snaik says "I hate that word."
Clemency doesn't normally do random select because she's such a weaverholic, but let's do one now just for you...

Snaik asks Clemency, "Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?"
Clemency can't remember...
Snaik grins.
Clemency hi5s Snaik.

You say "You know Google has taken over the world when, because you can't find any results that match your search for a person, you consider them to be utterly insignificant to the workings of the world."
Snaik laughs at Yi. "So true, so true."

Clemency has connected.
Clemency awakens.
Kathryn-Laura stops playing bridge before she seeks out and murders her "partner".
Yi tilts her head as the heavens open up and sing brilliantly with the voices of angels, as Clemency awakens.
Clemency descends in a glow of soft amber light. "Greetings, my children.
Jamethon opens fire on the alien.
Snaik takes photos of Clemency and sells them to the papers.
Clemency faked them with a Ford Fiesta hubcap and some tin foil.
Ladder-Climber starts tinkering with the space ship and manages to make it explode.
Yi @Vaders, "NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!"
Ladder-Climber says "Ooops..."

Signe er. I know a missed a lot this last weekend. But...who got ridden by an aspect of the Wyrm?
Guest-of-Hyena says "There's been a lot of thralling, Signe."
Jervis says "Thralling everywhere. It's an epidemic."
Signe says "Oh. Maybe I had a completely different image in my head than you intended. My bad."
Runner LOL
Tu says "Thralls are bad, yea, but not really /BAD/, I think."
Guest-of-Hyena grins.
Signe will go wash her brain out. Apologies.

Circle Keeper | Yi: Arr. Me be part pirate. Grog's part of me ethnic dance.

Hazmat says "Believe it or not, Bone Gnawers are my favorite tribe."
Yi rolls to disbelieve!
Yi botches.

Yi makes a grocery list.
You say "If only life had a GarouMUSH farmhouse, where the pantry was always stocked. Aah, the cubs have it So easy."
Circle Keeper says "Buy in bulk when it's on sale?"
Cole nods. "That would be wonderful. Hell, I wouldn't mind being able to turn into a wolf. But the whole constant fighting thing. Eh."
Cole has happy news, on a side note. He'll be moving out, looks like!
Hazmat would hate having Rage RL.
You say "But I'd love having Gnosis."
Circle Keeper says "Then there's the whole 'alien to the rest of the world' thing. And the fact that you, and your species, are ultimately doomed no matter which way you slice the cake."
You say "But all things living are mortal, so would it truly matter? And if you really wanted to depart from such a life, you could always go Umbral and 'die' by becoming fully spirit."
Cole says "Be a Nuwisha, Haz."
Cole would love being able to interact with the spirit world, himself.
Hazmat would totally go Ronin if I was a Garou.
Yi snerk.
You say "Except where there are Garou, there are Black Spiral Dancers."
Circle Keeper says "And banes. And fomor. And little insane wyld spirits that want to eat you..."
Cole says "Or age you."
Cole says "And the Weaver spirits who mostly just want to make you stop moving."
Circle Keeper says "Vampires that think you're pretty darn tasty."
You say "Or turn your eyeballs into wax."
You say "But you can get a PUF!"
Cole says "There's the highlight of my Garou life."
You say "You damn right it is!"

Brom looks bored.
Poe kisses Brom on the cheek. Smek.
Brom THRALLS.
Poe flees 8)
Chriscakes says "It's a love-thrall."
Poe snort, "It would only be a love-thrall if he were Metis." XDD
Brom is indeed not a metis.

Kage yays! "The Gnawer bitches almost have a cat-fight! Film at 11!"
Christine mroorrrs.
Kage says "Oddly, that was really fun. :>"
Kage says "I should go edit the log. Hee!"
Christine is now :)
Christine says "Mouthy no-moon drama queen! :D"
Masao tackles Chris! "Pretty Pretty Princess!"
Christine gets the crown, the pink earrings, and the black ring!
Jervis says "black ring?"
Christine says "You just never played enough Pretty Pretty Princess as a kid, Jervis."
Dillen snorts his drink.
Dillen says "What a line to come in on."
Jervis says "What is Pretty Pretty Princess?"
Christine says "A boardgame where you collect jewelry to win the...crown? The black ring is the most valuable thing in the game."

New Fire says "My English teacher hates me because she had us review the essays of former students, and tell her what we thought of them. I told her one was hilarious--in a bad way. It turned out to be her daughter's. But hell, it was hilarious."
Olga laughs and laughs. Well, it's her own fault.
Yi is pretty sure she still has her college essays here somehwere.
You say "Holy HD hoards. I have stuff from freshmen year high school."
New Fire says "It was about a girl who's watching her father (a surgeon) perform surgery for the first time. It goes on for a couple paragraphs, she faints twice, and the buildup makes you think he's going to be removing a tumor or something. Then you read the line "create nipples for a woman who had none" and everything just goes to pieces."
New Fire says "Cosmetic surgeon."
Pestilence DIES.
Brom dies laughing.
Pestilence says "OMG too funny."
Yi hms now. Where is my college entrance essay...
Pestilence says "That's one for the quote file, Yi."

You say "Ugh. I really have to relearn my particles."
Cole ...
You say "Er, Japanese language."
Cole nods.
Yi realizes that sounded weirdness. "If I didn't know my particles, I'd break apart!"
Cole nods! "Oh god, my protons! I completely forgot them!"
You say "But the neutrons are always so apathetic, and the electrons so distant."
Cole sighs. "What can you do? Those quarks are always good for a party, though."

Tabitha says "Resi, did you wanna rp? I have a scene at six though, they're clearing out the bats. :D"
Resists-Dance says "Me? I can't. I'm stuck in a Rite that should end sometime next year. :)"
You say "Keep on complaining, sah, and I shall be forced to request your demise!"

Yi eyes IC.
Justin-Bot says "What?"
Yi shakes her head. "Nothing." :)
Alicia eyes Yi.
You say "What?"
You say "It's harmless! See?"
Justin-Bot drops anvils randomly.
Alicia has disconnected.
Masao dodges!
Yi dodges!
Yi hi5s Masao. With our powers combined!
Justin-Bot got Alicia! :)
Basil laughs.
Masao hi5s Yi!
Masao says "Wonder-Ragabi Powers, Activate!"
Masao kills herself for that one.