The following OOC quotes may contain adult humor, amongst other things. So. Yeah.

You say "Also, looking up stuff in Japanese on Google is like... playing Wheel of Fortune."
Stacey chuckles.
You say "Leave a whole bunch of blanks where you don't know the character and hope that it matches up to a phrase that sounds like you've heard it before."
K-Bear would like to buy a shokei moji, thanks Yi.
Yi lols.

Circle Keeper hehehehes. "Fish balls."
Guest-of-Owl says "I like fish balls."
Rook graduates CK to sixth grade.

Rook says "Wait. Who's plotting my death?"
Circle Keeper says "Tall people."
Guest-of-Owl says "Who isn't?"
Circle Keeper says "What Owl said."
Rook says "Aww. I've got the warm fuzzies now."
Guest-of-Owl says "We conspire... because we care."

BazBot imagines Yi in a karoke bar, all alone, doing Linkin' Park songs in Chinese.
You say "Linkin Park in bad English karaoke is more dramatic."
Reggie says "Blame your printer for it."
You say "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLINK IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEN! DEEZ WOOOOOONZ DEY WEEL NAUGHT HE-AHHHHHHHru!"
BazBot says "Haha."
Ren-Ferret falls over.

Guest-of-Bull files his nails. "So, like, the Wyrm was being a total ho. And Gaia and Luna were like 'Ooo, get her. She /so/ didn't just go there!'. And things were gonna get ugly, like, claws out handbags at dawn ugly. But then they realised they might break a nail. Like, OMG! So anyway, Gaia made the Garou. And Football Players. And Luna gave them some awesome gear. And that's the story of creation. Any questions, cubs? I have, like, a date with that cute Fianna boy in a half hour. So make it quick."
Guest-of-Bull thinks maybe he should just stay in retirment.
Ellie dies. That would be great.
Guest-of-Magpie says "C'mon, Trev. :)"
Ellie says "Reminds me of people I knew in high school."
Ellie pauses.
Ellie says "Including myself, 'cause I do talk like that. :x"
You say "Meanwhile the rest of the Garou ask: Where in the world did she get rited? And then the cubs are thinking: Where did she get rited, and can I go there to Rite?"
Guest-of-Magpie says "The Caern of The Mall."
You say "Totem?"
Guest-of-Bull says "My Rite? Oh, it was so unfair. I had to like, speak in front of all these people. And some of them were very rude. And they smelled terrible! Like, get a clue. Showers, duh! Water is all natural and stuff, right?"
Guest-of-Bull says "Almighty Dollah, of course."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Alicia Silverstone."
Kenneth busts up laughing.
Guest-of-Magpie says "Who has a very Garou name, I might add."
Guest-of-Bull says "Jessica. Jessica Speaks-Faster-Than-Thought."
Guest-of-Bull says "But, like, that's way to long. So you can call me Jess, 'k?"
Ellie DIES.
Ellie loves it.
Ellie says "Oh man. Inspires ME to seriously app a character like that."
Ellie says "And I am from DA VALLEY so I can, like, totally go and talk like that, you know?"
Guest-of-Bull says "But totally never Jessie, because my first boyfriend, Kyle, he was a total ass. Well anyway, he used to call me Jessie."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Doooo it, Ellie. :)"
Ellie says "Oh so tempted..."
Guest-of-Bull is worried he can do this so well.
Guest-of-Bull wrinkles her nose. "It's only Charach if I swallow, right?"
Guest-of-Magpie isn't. The Valley Girl is a mythological archetype.
Ellie giggles.
Leaves-None chuckles.
Guest-of-Bull says "Porn? No, I never did porn! Well, maybe a little bit. But it's not like it's on the internet or anything. Oh? You're sure it's me?. I'm so dead if my parents see that site!"
Guest-of-Magpie facepalms.
Ellie gah!
You say "Like oh my god! So I was, like, totally waiting in line to get this, like, hawt new bag - you know, the super exclusive only the most totally awesome Coach bag in EXISTENCE! Ya, it TOTALLY beats out last fall's Gucci wallet, ugh, talk about heinous color! I totally, like, eBayed that thing..."
Kenneth fizzles out there. Can't go on... brain hurts.
Ellie rolls.
Guest-of-Bull says "eBayed? Girlfriend, you should be more like me! I gave mine away to some Gnawer girl. See, totally spreading Gaia's love around. That's me. I should be renamed Jess Spreads-The-Love. Spreads for short, though. Like ugh, I hate long names! So boring!"
Leaves-None used to make her mother giggle by doing Japanese Valley girl. "Eee, konichiwa-aaaa!"
Ellie cackles madly. THis is great.
Feinan LAUGHS!
You say "Ew, omg! Gnawers are like, totally Grody! I /can't/ believe you just, like, GAVE yours away like that! But y'know, that is so great of you! You should like, totally write that on your application to Harvard like Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde! She is SO my hero! Except, like, pink is SO totally out now. Everyone knows that mocha-latte-frappucino brown with sprinkles is the new Black!"
Leaves-None | Meanwhile, down in da hood: Gnawer Girl - Yo, you see dis shit Miss Too-Tight-Tube-Top laid on me? Look like dose knock-offs Shanequa been pushin' wit' her tricks down fitty-ninth.
Ellie DIES.
Guest-of-Bull says "Yeah! My Harvard application is going so well, too. They wanted my GPA. I'm not sure what that is, but apparently they're like, really important numbers. So I put down my bra size, cause like, according to Jeff, you know Jeff, the quaterback? Well, he says they're totally the most important set of numbers I have."
Ellie falls over.
Leaves-None thinks .oO(That and the digits scrawled on the boys' room wall...)
Feinan dies.
Guest-of-Bull laughs.
You say "Like totally! I gave my digits out when they asked for these Ess-Ay-Tea scores, and I was like, 'What does that have to do with my ass and T-line?' And they totally called me when I was in my yoga session you know? Ugh, talk about bad karma!"
Leaves-None .oO(Because every good Valley girl needs to know how to put her ankles behind her head....)
Guest-of-Bull says "That's like, so inconsiderate! I bet it was a guy, too. Guys here you spend your time with other girls in spandex seeing how flexible you are, and they totally get the wrong idea. Then they won't shut up about it for like, ever."
Guest-of-Magpie makes LN app a Valley Girl Kitsune from Tokyo.
You say "Oh I know! But afterwards me and the girls, like, we totally hit up Jamba Juice and I got the Very Berry Mango Passion Strawberry Fruit Jungle Blast with extra Vita Protein boost. Oh! Oh oh oh oh! Like, Freddy was totally workin' that day and he was all 'Hey girl, what can I get you?' and I was like, *innocent voice* 'Oh, you know the usual...' and he Totally nodded and I swear he winked at me too! Like YEAH! *squee*"
Guest-of-Magpie oys. I love Jamba Juice. :}
Kenneth really does like Jamba Juice too.
Guest-of-Bull says "Oh! Oh oh oh! Oh, that's so wonderful! You and Freddy would be like, perfect together! His eyes, your hair, it's like a perfect match! Not like that guy Meredith is all over. The Get, with some name like Gunther, or something? I;m sorry, but no. If a name sounds like you're suffering constipation every time you pronounce it, just np."
Leaves-None snerks.
Guest-of-Magpie facepalms more.
Guest-of-Magpie makes Trevor app. Srsly.
Ellie oh man.
Guest-of-Bull thinks after the first month, everyone would kill me.
Ellie would love it.
Ellie says "It would amuse the shit out of me."
Guest-of-Bull says "Plus, if Tski got it...he'd shit himself all over his bad apps page?"
Guest-of-Bull says "He'd rip my head off and rape my corpse."
Ellie says "First person app!"
Guest-of-Bull laughs.
Ellie | Oh my God, so, like, my name is Jenna... and like, you know, um, I'm sixteen, and, uh, I go to school. School is soooo lame, my God, it's like, whoa. So anyways! Oh my God! Did you SEE that guy, eh was sooo looking at me, oh he's so ugly, I don't even need to like, SAY anything to that loser, God. I only talk to the jocks!
Guest-of-Bull says "Pity April Fools day is past. Have a wiz make a char object, play it for the week, and then be like 'April Fools guys'."
Ellie | So, yeah! Wanna go hit up the mall!?
Ellie would do it!!!!
Kenneth cannot keep up the Valley Girl anymore. It's harder than |337.
Leaves-None says "Like, the waaalls in the maaaall are toootally, toootally tall!"
Ellie dies.
Guest-of-Bull says "Oh man, the Furies would all simultaneously shit themselves till they die."
Ellie says "SHE SHOULD BE A FURY."
Ellie | Like, oh my GOD, I can't totally hit up the hot Fianna or whatever? God, he gave me BEER, that is SO cool, like, and I can't flirt with him?
Guest-of-Bull was thinking Silver Fang. "Daddy's money, and all."
You say "Though to a linguist... Valley Girl accent would probably be quite fascinating."
Ellie says "A Fury cub who tries to get the elders to engage in small talk about 'oh my God, did yu ever see that TV show? he is SOOO HOT!' and such."
Guest-of-Bull says "My daddy, he's an Ahroun, and Alpha of the Sept back home. He'd totally have his men kick your ass if he heard you talk to me like that."
Leaves-None says "Oh. My. Gawd. You did -not- just tell me I'm a -werewolf-. I don't -wear- cheap fur! Honestly! Especially not mangy, icky, stinky wolfie fur. Ew. As if! Daddy only buys me chinchilla! You can't -afford- me, so don't -even- go there."
Ellie dies!
Leaves-None snaps.
Kenneth does the headswaying side to side without the rest of the body movement thing.
Guest-of-Bull says "And your names Jenna, like Jenna Bush? Oh, poor darling. Republicanism is so last season. It's all about the Asses, now more than ever, tee-hee!"
Ellie DIES.
Leaves-None scrabbles at her brain as it tries to channel Valley, Ebonics, and RuPaul in the same breath.
Guest-of-Bull is Canned in Banada.
Ellie | But, like, Gawd, I'm so like her! We get drunk all the time! OMG! Don't tell my elders I said that, K, or else I'll... I'll... I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be sooo bad!! Like, wait and see!
Guest-of-Magpie suddenly recalls Sally Mackay.
Leaves-None imagines Valley Cub at the farmhouse with cast-offs. "What? Nobody donates any Gucci? Dolce and Gabbana? Not even *gasp* Versace?"
Kenneth | Oh don't worry girl, I know this kinfolk who totally has the hookups and he can like, totally hook you up so that you'd never have to get hung up on all that. Seriously!
Ellie remembers reading Sally logs when she was a guestie.
Guest-of-Bull says "Like, I would never tell the Elders. They're all ollllllllllllllld, and like, so boring! I was talking about this hot guy, and one of them totally said 'The only use for a cock is making more chickens.' Like ooo, get her. She's only lezzie because she's too butch for normal guys. Everyone knows it, even if nobody says anything."
Ellie says "Hell, SAlly was still around when I'd bop in as a guest. Ha ha. I think I was like, 10. :x"

You say "What do you think... does using the disclaimer 'The following CBN broadcast does not reflect the views of ABC Family' right before showing it on ABC Family channel truly absolve ABC Family from any views shown on the following program?"
Guest-of-Bull says "Hell yes. And if I shout out 'the following action does not represent the actions of myself' I should be allowed to kill whoever I want, too."
Guest-of-Bull says "Also, even though I'm a Jew, I want the Catholics to start selling indulgences again too,"
You say "Amen to that."

Guest-of-Bull says "So then, like, Kevin was all 'But our love is 4eva ;_;'. And then all the jock Garou were like 'GTFO Fgt'. So Kevin listened to emo songs, cut himself a little, then posted in his LJ 'Gone 4Eva *cry*'. And that's how it happened."

Guest-of-Stag | Magpie peeks over Chimera's shoulder curiously. *'Sup, Chichi?* Chimera squints at caller ID as her cell phone trills out a Black-Eyed Peas tune. *..It's the freaks at the Hidden Walk again. Screened!* Magpie nods sagely.

Ren-Ferret says "Coggies are all secretly our mothers."

Circle Keeper has arrived.
Circle Keeper says "I just did the smartest thing in the world."
Jordan says "Solved world poverty?"
Tu says "You stayed at a Holiday inn last night?"
Circle Keeper says "My computer froze up. So I restarted it by pressing the power button on the tower."
Promises-Kept hehs.
Circle Keeper says "Turns out it wasn't my tower. It was the guy next to me's tower."
Promises-Kept rolls!
You say "CK wins at the Internet."
Jordan laughs!

Tu bahs. "Weaver lovers don't run to the woods. The get a hotel and watch porn."
Stacey distrusts this sentiment. You're contributing to the problem!
Derek says "Yeah, but I'm trying to hide from you and Kevin!"
Derek is like 'I bet they'd never ever look for me there.'
Tu says "It is clever, I'll grant you."
Red says "I dunno. He's got a point."
Red says "The porn and hotel thing."
Stacey blinks.
Stacey says "You! Out of the pack!"
Derek says "Yeah, but I'm not McCauley Culkin."
Stacey keeps reading 'porn and whiskey' instead of 'hotel'. :S
Veronica laughs at Stacey.
Stacey really needs more sleep. XD
Tu says "Walker = Porn + Hotel. Gnawer = Porn + Whisky. Fang = Porn + Cousin."
Stacey says "Coggies?"
Tu says "Porn and Tree? :)"
Stacey says "Fianna?"
Stacey laughs.
Veronica says "Whiskey and whiskey."
Stacey laughs!
Red says "Porn and barn."
Tu says "Porn and Sheep."
Derek says "Fury?"
Stacey has been having a lot of fun being a Fianna on HotW.
Tu is stuck on furies.
Derek says "Get?"
You say "Snuff Porn."
Vera has disconnected.
You say "Booyah! Killed the Alpha! TAKE THAT."
Veronica says "Fury = 'Specialty' Porn + Frenzy."

Kevin says "You just missed the peachiest guest. :)"
Stacey says "lol..."
Yi arches a brow.
Stacey is biased against, considering she went 'Ewwww' at Coggies.
You say "Really? The guest really went 'Ewwww' at Coggies?"
Stacey |You say "Well, could always use more Children of Gaia, which I'm elder of. ;)" Guest-of-Falcon says "ewwwwwwwwww no thanks, its the same reason i do'nt play toriawhores in vampire, damn pansies ;p"
Kevin repeats his question from earlier. Which is worse? A guest who doesn't know jack about grammar, or a guest who does but just "can't be bothered" to use it in OOC poses.
You say "God. The latter, of course."
Kevin says "Oh, and she claimed to be... well, here's what she said. | "well i'm a grammer nazi...in poses and ic stuffs and room descs but not.. osays cause i'm lazy""
You say "Oh so glad I wasn't here, haha..."
Kevin says "Rule 1 of being a grammar nazi: LEARN HOW TO SPELL 'GRAMMAR' GODAMNIT."
You say "Might've said something that'd've have had me @toaded."
Kevin wouldn't @toad ya!

Circle Keeper fancies himself a cracker expert. Out on the trail, it's cracker central. Crackers for breakfast, crackers for lunch, crackers for dinner. Saltines, Ritz, Club, Pilot, and sweet. And after eating a whole sleeve of saltines twice a day for two weeks, I /HATE/ Saltines. hate hate hate. There's only so many times you can eat the same blasted cracker, which wasn't very good to begin with, before you come to the conclusion that it's god's horrible joke on humanity.

Circle Keeper says "Spam is salted pork. Nothing more, nothing less. It's not even nasty pork, either, or scrap pork. People just assume it's crap because it looks funny. But grade school taught me not to judge people on their appearance. It also taught me how to make catapults out of a knife and a straw, but that's a lesson not quite applicable in this instance."

Stacey blinks as her friends force her to picture the Backstreet Boys singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me..."
Masao snerks.
You say "That's not so bad."
Stacey says "No, but I never thought I'd think it."
You say "Would be worse if you pictured.. oh... Elrond, doing it."
Stacey DIES!
You say "See what I mean?"

Jamethon launches himself from his work desk towards the elevator. Around the two corners he journeys perilously. There doth he find the four shafts and the twin buttons with near adornments of positive and negative vertical transportive property.
Jamethon says "There doth he place weight upon the button that will signal the shafted vessel of which that would come his way, closest perhaps not being but in time will heed his call and with haste carry him upon his way to the earth below."
Masao listens raptly to the Voyage of the Jamethon and the Vertical Transportive Vehicle. "Aw, want another chapter!"

Derek has arrived.
Cole laughs.
Kevin wuggles Derek.
Derek is... wuggled?
Tu hands Derek a towel.
Derek says "Yeah, thanks."
Derek has a few hours till he has to skedaddle for Changeling. "You think I could get out of the cage today?"
You say "Y'know, said in succession, that sounds so wrong."