The following OOC quotes may contain adult humor, amongst other things. So. Yeah.

Ralock says "Randomly? I hate the word awkward. It just freaking looks awkward. Like you know how the sound sploosh sounds like the word looks? Like that."
You say "Kachow! XD"
Stacey says "You gotta wonder if 'Dew' meant mountain, would it seem a majestic, strong word?"
You say "Dew is a majestic, strong word!"
Stacey says "It's a sappy, sleepy, misty word."
You say "Don't say sleepy... 'cause I am right now..."
Stacey oops.
Stacey passes a Mountain Dew to Yi.
Casey tries to picture 'Fluffy' as a word of anger and war.
Stacey's scowled at him in fluff.
Ralock says "Nah, I don't think Dew works. It's totally a strong mountainy word by itself. Monosylabic and all. Dew does not sound like what it is. Mist on the other hand... mmm, soft consonants, floaty."
Casey says "I can't do it. I can't not giggle."
Stacey glares fluffily.
You say "I am Fluffy-Puff, destroyer of banes!"
Stacey says "That... sounds so Coggie."
You say "Cotton-Candy growls angrily, her bright robin's egg blue eyes gleaming with rage and marshmallow white fangs dripping as if they were dipped in high fructose corn syrup."
Ralock has to laugh it's just too much. "Fluffy-Puff needs to be some kinda of were-marshmallow".
Ralock says "Oh Yi, way to go."
Alee disagrees with you on 'mist'.
Stacey dies.
Alee says "But then again, it means something completely different in German... XD"
Yi saves that one for the quotes page. Just because.
Stacey XD

Guest-of-Hyena says "Someone oughta throw a cubmoot."
Sean says "Ooh, Jacinta."
Guest-of-Hyena says "They outnumber the elders almost two to one. :>"
Sean says "Cubmoot sounds awkward."
Guest-of-Hyena says "Middle-school dance formal awkward."
Yi lols.
InleRah heh
Sean says "Exactly. A complete lack of social grace."
Sean says "Caern Convos is just what the doctor ordered."
Guest-of-Hyena ffears Yi's next Quotes page. ;)
Yi snickers, lots.
Guest-of-Hyena says "Now I'm all paranoid."

Guest-of-Hyena says "Little Elder Stacey, hoppin' through the fo-rest, chasing down her tribemates and boppin' them on the head--*BOINK*"

Guest-of-Coyote says "Bullet-point apps should be allowed."
Guest-of-Coyote says, to herself.
Guest-of-Coyote says "Yi. Make it so."
Aspen imagines a Glass Walker app done through Powerpoint.
Little-Phoenix says "Nani's app was an email."
Amy says "A Glass Walker turned to the Wyrm, Aspen."
Amy says "Since Powerpoint is evil."
Aspen says "I cannot dispute this."
Yi makes it so with a magical wave of her hand.
Guest-of-Coyote says "Auspicious birth, Baptism, childhood trauma blah blah blah, adolescence sucks yadda yadda, oh hey somehow I'm in St. Claire, grr rar werewolf etc, the end."
Amy could make up a form with multiple choices to select, for example for the childhood trauma.
Guest-of-Coyote says "This is your app. This is your app on ADD."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Childhood trauma's gotta be common. It's the World of Darkness, after all."
Amy | Fill in the relation of the person who touched you: Teacher; Parent; Sibling; Neighbour; Milkman; Other. Circle the places on the anatomy drawing where you were touched.
Staceface goes to dinner.
Staceface says "Wish me luck..."
Yi hugs a Stace.
Aspen says "Give him hell!"
Aspen says "Wait, wrong speech."
You say "Literally! But after he pays the check."
Coriander hugs Stace!
Guest-of-Coyote wonders if an app could be written entirely as MySpace blog entries.
Staceface says "Might be the right speech in this case. XD"
Coriander says "And no no, that's the right speech."
Coriander XD
Staceface dies.
Amy writes an app entirely as Garou Glyphs.
Yi writes an app via a script for interpretive dance.
Little-Phoenix says "And anything Microsoft is the Wyrm, I learned this today."
Amy writes an app using Cedric's epic poem.
Aspen has known that for years, LP. :-)
Staceface | Tski eyes the glyphs. "So, you charached the Bone Gnawer BSD in the Wyld?
Staceface is gone, really!
Staceface has disconnected.
Guest-of-Coyote submits an app in MS Paint drawings.
You say "It would be cool to see if an app could be written as a Get of Fenris hero poem."
Amy applies for a Glyph section of Unicode. We need one.
Leaps-from-Den has arrived.
Hal waves.
Amy sets Yi to the task of writing a Get of Fenris hero poem.
You say "I already have two Garou alts. Nyah."
Amy says "Make one for Hal here. :)"
Jacob could not keep up with two. I have enough trouble getting everything taken care of with Jacob.
Hal says "Now this is an interesting conversation. :)"
Found gnaws?
Hal says "Hi Matt."
You say "Especially without context, right Hal? XD"
Hal says "Right. :)"

Yi keeps reading Salee as Sara Lee.
Salee says "Haha. Nooo."
Silvertip says "Well, nobody does it like her."
Yi falls over.
Kathryn-Laura likes cake.

Aja says "Underneath the pic it says: Arab girl transformed into a frightening creature by God's Almighty Will. It also says it's not the first case and that a similar incident happened in Australia."
Aja loves sensational news.
Silvertip says "God must be really bored."
Aja says "No kidding."
Aspen says "Also, he hates women."
Aja is trying to find this so-called 'kangaroo baby of Australia'.
Silvertip says "That goes without saying."
Aja says "Seriously, look what he has women put up with. Periods, giving birth and men."
Yi still thinks it could be a baby metis.
Aja says "Kangaroo metis?"
Silvertip says "He hates men more, for giving them women who have periods, give birth, and don't let men forget it."
Silvertip polishes his halo.
Aspen says "Were-roo!"
Coriander laughs. XD
Coriander says "ST has a point, man."
Aja cracks up.
Aja conceeds.
You say "You may have won this battle, ST."

Yi comes back from brunch.
Nutcracker realises that's not accessible, oops.
Ian goes to lunch.
Aja nodnods and grins.
Silvertip steals some of Yi's food.
Yi regurgitates for ST?
Aja steals Yi to make food.
Yi makes a plate of French Toast for Aja, with a cup of fresh fruit with cherries and green grapes.
Aja blinks. "I love you."
Silvertip says "CHARACH!"
You say "You're just jealous because I make breakfast the morning after. <3"
Aja says "It's not Charach if it's twu wuv! >:("
Nutcracker fixes the DoB on LJ.
Mick defies the existence of anything called a Charach, as a living being
Aja laughs at Yi!
Aja defies the existence of anything called Mick as a living being.
Mick says "You just killed the Rolling Stones, Aja"
Aja says "Even better!"
Aja says "They were just a bunch of Beatles wannabe anyways."
Mick blinks at Aja, and sharpens his guitar. "Blasphemer!"
Aja has been called that many times for some reason.
You say "Rebel without a cause?"
Aja says "Or a clue."
Yi dies.

Yi has been undecided of kin app. Wants to, but just has to choose.
Tskilegwa twists Yi's arm in a certain direction.
Yi's arm breaks. Ow.
Vika laughs. Oh, and Tski, I sent back a +mail to Otter. :)
Jordan says "My Get kin is more Garou than my Garou."
Gunnar nods sagely. "Of course. We've made her so. ;)"
Yi shakes Tski with her other, unbroken arm.
Vika has been contemplating kin, but... I play kin so much, I need some Garou love.
Gunnar says "Garou love is why you play kin?"
Vika facepalms. Not like that!

Staceface | Stacey looks up at Jacob with raised brows. "Whatcha really askin'?" she asks, her tone made testier by the full moon, "Whether I could've been an Elder this long an not witnessed the judgments of those who have broken the litany in various ways? Eating humans, charaching, breaking the veil? Or if I'm too young to really understand it? Or if I consider breakin' it?"
Nicodemus averts his virgin eyes....wait.... ears....no.... Aw, screw it.
Olga says "Jacob, dude! She's like 14!"
Staceface dies.
Masao giggles.
Mathias is suddenly /very/ thankful he's far away.
Staceface puts the dice away as Jacob is smart.
Yi | Stacey glares at Jacob. "I'm bloated, I'm cramped, I haven't been in a good fight in a while and I'm bleeding in places I shouldn't be. Don't Test Me."
Staceface DIES
Sky LAUGHS!
Masao SNORKS.
Mathias rolls.
Yi | Kenneth hides in his cave.
Masao says "Stacey and PMS vaguely frighten me. XD"
Staceface dies more.
Mathias wonders if Garou have come up with solutions for that.
Masao says "Yes. Beating the snot out of each other."
Staceface nods to Masao.
Masao says "It doesn't make the cramping go away, but hell if it doesn't help the urge to kill someone!"
Staceface XD
Mathias says "The beatings reduce the bloating?"
Mathias hees
Masao | If I punch you in the face, I might not kill some other poor sap.
Staceface | Masao punches, frenzies, kills anyways.
Mathias slips out for a bit, to get dinner by 11pm
Grey remembers a thing Toxic used to say. How Garou guys couldn't say SHIT about PMS.
Masao shiftyeyes and hides the bodies.
Staceface hehs.

Yi never gets bjorked.
Tu petpets Yi. "You're better off that way."
You say "On the plus side I just saw a male Bullock's Oriole outside the window. Pretty bird."
Jordan says "Ah! I see it."
Emma says "I so read that as male bollocks."
Tu says "It sounds dirty either way."
You say "It does. But the bird was still pretty."
Cole saw a whole bunch of cardinals around. He thought it was just a particularly bright berry bush from a distance.
You say "Was it a talking bush?"
Jordan says "Did the bush match the drapes?"
Yi hi5s Jordan.
Emma says "Hardwood floor here Jordan."
Cole says "It looked burning."
Jordan cracks up at Emma!
Cole snerks!
Emma beams.
Cole says "And yes, it did, Jordan."
Jordan says "That means it's going naturale."
Cole also makes a note of luvvvving Emma for that comment.
Jordan says "No kidding!"
Emma cackles.
Yi is going to have to remember that one, Ems.
Emma giggles. It came up with me in rl once. My friend, asked me that, after I said I had my hair colored.

Mathias wells, roommate was passive aggressive about the George Foreman, so I told him, he's not to touch the food I cooked tonight.
Sai waves at Gunnar.
You say "How can you be passive aggressive about a kitchen appliance?"
Mathias says "Easily"
You say "What's not to like about a GF?"
Grebbsy laughs. "Sai, that line belongs in an OOC Quotes page."
You say "But, but I asked a legitimate question!"
Sai saves it, by Grebbsy's request.
Mathias gave a real reply, 'Easily'
Sai demands a more detailed explanation.
Mathias uhhs, he didn't learn why I didn't clean it off after I cooked meat with it, (Because he wouldn't clean off all the bread crumbs and cheese splatters). So he just took it away.
You say "... Ok.."
Mathias hehs softly. "Yeah, passive aggressive."
Amy says "Kettles are passive aggressive. They boil over when you're not watching, and don't boil when you're watching."
Mathias hehs

Cedric finishes the ONS, and runs and hides before any of the players can take revenge.
Olga says "Did they wake up, and it was `just a dream`?"
Kenneth chases Cedric.
Brendan says "If Yi brings this up to Basil, he's so going to laugh at her."
Red says "They woke up, and they were in bed together."
Brendan says "One of the things in the 'dream' was a Coyote spirit or some such. Assumedly, the dream was pulled together by it."
Gunnar snickers. Her: Waitaminute, you're not Brad Pitt! Him: Waitaminute, you're not Orville Reddenbacher!
Olga says "Gunnar is hilarious, but fucked up."
You say "That was SO WRONG, Gunnar."

Jamethon says "I don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die."

Jordan has arrived.
Jordan waves :)
Gunnar bjorks.
You say "Jordaaan."
Jordan is bjorked! Calls out Yi's name!
Jordan gets horribly embarrased.
Yi XD
Dillen says "Dammit. It wasn't me."
Yi is in Jordan's fave five.
Jordan cracks up.
Gunnar doesn't much care _who's_ name you call out; so long as I'm the one doing the bjorking.
You say "Otherwise, y'know, Gunnar would be jealous of God."
Jordan says "Immaculate conception. God gets all hot the chicks."
Dillen cracks up!
You say "God's milkshake brings all the girls to His yard."
Dillen loses it.
You say "I so can't say that with a straight face."
Gunnar says "New meaning to the term 'omnipotent'."
Jordan says "He's like, my book is better than yours!"
Jordan says "Damnright! It's better than yours!"
Yi dies at Gunnar.

(Yi) is glad to have found kindred spirits on here. You can't ever be cheesy on GarouMUSH.
(Coriander) says, "How come?"
You say, "Because... because it's the World of Darkness."
(Coriander) says, "But..."
You say, "Well maybe there's some cheese. But my characters are so emo/tragic."
(Coriander) says, "lol"
(Alicia) | "I call upon the armor of the mother's shelter!  Silver lining, enshroud my heart!"  *Activates Luna's Armor*
(Yi) loves (Alicia).
(Alicia) dies, Alicia mood.
(Stacey) dies.
(Alicia) says, "See? wouldn't that be great?"
You say, "It would be! But no one says that."
You say, "See, Thomas and Beck would so be like that."
(Alicia) | "Blessed unicorn of the mother's bounty, save this child's life!" *activates Mother's Touch*
(Yi) Dies over and over.
You say, "The Wendigo especially should totally be all over that."
(Alicia) | "Iron soul stealer!" *activates Razor Claws* XDDDD
(Alicia) just rolls.
(Yi) fwaps (Alicia).
(Coriander) should make Mealla be like that
You say, "We could have Sailor Moon-esque shift sequences when someone shifts from homid to Crinos."
(Alicia) | Touch Deer launches a hand forward, calling out dramatically. "WIND SCAR!"
(Alicia) HOWLS at (Yi).  "Dude! I actually had that in my freaking head like five years ago when I first played Alicia."
You say, "Shift sequences where the Wyrm baddies aren't able to move."
You say, "What does Sailor Moon say when she changes... damn I don't remember. Something like Moon Power, Makeup!"
(Stacey) giggles, amused by the bad side pages.
(Yi) fails at Sailor Moon. "I only watched some of the live action."
(Alicia) | Bright light encircles Alicia as she leaps into the air, spinning around, and around with her arms stretched out.  Baggy jeans and sports bra slowly sparkles, and dedicates into her tanned flesh, as it is soon replaced with the dark ebon, and white splotched fur which ripples across her towering frame.  With gleaming, glowing blue eyes that slowly open, revealing a sly grin upon her muzzle, she lands on her hind legs, pointing out with a single claw.  "Guards-The-Flame!"  Ya-Tai!  With a burst of rage, and ferocity, she leaps forward, with silver armor wrapping about her stocky frame.
(Yi) DIES.
(Coriander) says, "Live action Sailor Moon freakin /kills/ me"
(Alicia) XD
(Alicia) wipes tears.
(Yi) is so saving that pose forever and ever.
(Coriander) laughs!
You say, "I'm gonna put it at the top of my World of Darkness games RP logs page."
(Alicia) says, "Oh fuck. XD"
(Coriander) XD
(Alicia) goes to crawl under a rock.
(Yi) BWAHAHAHas.

Guest-of-Mouse has arrived.
Tu says "Hi, Guest."
Stacey waves to the Guest!
Yi waves.
Criminal barks at the guest.
Guest-of-Mouse is the same guest from earlier. No need to bark. (Although it's impressive.)
Criminal can lick himself in interesting places too! Wanna see?
Tu whaps Criminal with a rolled-up newspaper.
Red ... o.O No?
Stacey blinks.
Criminal desists...
Guest-of-Mouse says "You're, uh, in homid."
Yi dies.

Edward says "All idling players should be vacuum-packed and dehydrated to maximize capacity."

Guest-of-Falcon says "Somehow I think trying to paper-train lupus would not go over well."

Justin still loved poor Ian stopping in to talk to Stacey today and saying: But it's day time! The moon isn't anywhere to be seen? I thought it was the full moon that caused problems.
Grebbsy awwwws, grins.
Justin says "Well, Austin warned him that the full moon made garou tense. Ian took it literally, and figured that the full moon had to be, you know, OUT!"
Mathias hehs.
Justin says "As he told Stacy, "The moon is onthe other side of the planet right now... it's still causing problems?""
Justin says "Stacey said the moon was more like a season thing, not something that went away during the day."
Fwiffo doesn't know if this song will win Al friends with some of his fanbase. :)
Helen laughs.
Fwiffo says "He's pretty much singin' about some of them."
You say "Stacey goes: Ian... have you ever heard of a thing called PMS?"
Staceface dies.
Guest-of-Mouse finds a picture of Al with short hair and no mustache. "He cleans up well and is, dare I say it, roguishly handsome."
Helen has to agree with Mouse on that one. Kind of freaky.
Guest-of-Mouse nods. "Not that I think it's possible for him to stop being a total goofball, mind you."
Fwiffo nods and has met him with such a look on him at the time.
Fwiffo says "He was totally cool and me and my friend were being weird, freaking /him/ out. :)"
You say "Ian: Uhm, a little bit... heard the girls in school talking about it. Stacey: Yeah, well you know what it stands for? 'Get the fuck away from me before I turn you into Kenneth'. Ian (thinking to himself): Who's Kenneth? ... PMS doesn't turn into an acronym like that... Kenneth (somewhere near Thunder Cave): *sneezes* -_-; Damn you, Jarred. Damn you to Malfeas."

Hazmat is just thinking how it'll affect Grey socially if I can't make the fight tomorrow. :P :>
Rook says "Fight, what?"
Stacey says "Say he was asked to Guard. XD"
Hazmat says "Oh, that's elegant, I like that."
Austin says "When is the fight supposed to be?"
Austin says "Like, what time?"
Hazmat knows the bastard can be flaky sometimes, but there are times I'd like him to be able to follow through. :)
Fwiffo says "Bring Grey by James, he'll ask Grey to guard."
Rook says "Grey's not flaky. He's /preoccupied/. There's a difference. ;)"