OOC Quotes from GarouMUSH

Lounge Lizards: The Quoting :: Page 6

The following OOC quotes may contain adult humor, amongst other things. So. Yeah.

Ren-Ferret says "I KNEW there was a reason I started RPing on Redwall again." Ryan has disconnected.
Ren-Ferret says "Poses like THESE: Rysko blushes and says "oh ok so are you free then no other female in your life " she begins to wonder if she might be able to flirt with him."
Larita says "No, you are unable to due to a crippling disease."
Matt eyes Ren, and hides.
Larita says "Viz: Stupidity."
Runner bets her char on Redwall is the idledested.
Ren-Ferret says "The best part is I've been making jokes with the player of the character she's referring to all night about how he was going to get mobbed by female mouse characters."
Ren-Ferret bets Runner is right.
Matt has never actually /read/ any redwall books.
Runner likes the early ones.
You say "Ones that actually, like, made sense instead of just rolling descriptions."
Guest-of-Magpie says "I remember... a lot of food descriptions."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Like, I would have to go and eat ravenously after reading them."
You say "Yeah, I always wanted to try some cordial or fizz."
You say "Or the October Ale."
You say "Deeper 'n ever turnip 'n tater pie, or something like that."
Ren-Ferret says "The early ones still hold a special place in my heart."
Ren-Ferret says "The later ones...uh."
You say "Oh, that. No worries. This one's great. :>"
Matt mms, and never read the redwall books, becausse he had no bleedin' idea where to start.
InleRah heh
Ren-Ferret says "Let's just say that about the time Taggerung came out, I was only really reading to keep up with my MUCK canon. And then when I couldn't finish Rakkety Tam, I just never read one after."
Ren-Ferret says "I might, like if I'm really bored with a library card one day or something."
Ren-Ferret recommends the early ones. Mossflower, Redwall, Mattimeo.
Ren-Ferret says "Mariel of Redwall and Salamandastron are also good. And um. The Bellmaker was alright, though not my favorite."
You say "Taggerung was one of the veeeery few that I liked of the latter ones. Seems like right after Outcast of Redwall, it all went bleh."
Ren-Ferret says "Outcast pissed me off."
You say "Salamandastron holds a nice place in my heart since it was the first of the series I read."
Ren-Ferret says "Then Taggerung turned around and pissed me off MORE, for the same reason."
You say "But I do like the one that actually tells the story of Martin and the whole wildcat queen thing."
Ren-Ferret says "Though I was really surprised he included a woodlander character with an abusive father."
Ren-Ferret says "Mossflower."
Ren-Ferret says "I."
Ren-Ferret says "Love."
Ren-Ferret says "Mossflower."
Yi should dig those older ones out.
Ren-Ferret says "Easily my favorite."
You say "There was also one about the foxes. Blackfox?"
Ren-Ferret says "First one I read, it was like, fifth grade, and I liked it so much I read it like a bazillion times. Just kept checking it out of the school library."
Ren-Ferret says "Marlfox. That was really, bleh. Though I used it as an example for my 'not all vermin are retarded, irredeemable morons' argument."
You say "I read Salamandastron first. Then Redwall. Then Mossflower."
You say "Legend of Luke, I liked too."
Ren-Ferret says "I liked and hated Legends of Luke."
You say "Not as good as-- yeah, there's a toss up in it."
Ren-Ferret says "I think I only liked it because it had Martin and them in it again."
You say "This, is true. Probably because Martin was in it, it was salvageable."
Ren-Ferret says "Though I was very WTF about the random offing of Timballisto. "Why yes, he conveniently died of a mysterious illness, just so I couldn't happen to ask him this thing that was the whole point of the book.""
Ren-Ferret dies laughing again. | Rysko goes closer and says "you sure you are not free to date i mean i am young yes but i am not a child life unfortunately has forced me to grow up"
Ren-Ferret says "Dude. This girl is 6 1/2 seasons old."
Ren-Ferret says "That equals, like...12 years old."
Ren-Ferret says "In game terms."
Guest-of-Magpie says "...."
Yi rolls around laughing.
Guest-of-Magpie says "That's practically a cub-app. :)"
You say "Probably 12 IRL too."
Ren-Ferret knew there was a reason she started up again on that game the other day. Oh yes. This is it.
Yi ought to bring Logan back.
You say "Though admittedly I just liked using otter speak 'cause he could swear by his rudder."
Ren-Ferret says "The numbers are really sadly diminished though. :( There should be at least twice as many people online as I've seen."
Guest-of-Magpie | i mean i am young yes but i am not a child life unfortunately has forced me to grow up. | Tski snorts.
Ren-Ferret snerks.
Yi would've gone mole! But the accent was just too much.
Ren-Ferret says "i am a garou irl. nobdy knows my pain."
Ren-Ferret| Rysko nods and says "well you could not if you wanted to i dont have a mother" trying to not let the thought get to her.
Ren-Ferret loves newbies.
Guest-of-Hyena says "Hi."
You say "Ok Ren don't scare off our guest now."
Ren-Ferret beams.
You say "Keep scaring, Ren. XD"
Guest-of-Magpie giggles.
Ren-Ferret's scaring is unfortunately hampered by the fact that it seems to take this girl five minutes to type those poses.
Ren-Ferret aha!
Ren-Ferret| Rysko forcefully smiles and says "its ok i never could remember having anyone but myself for as long as i have lived i had to learn to survive i found redwall a couple months ago and now am learning to read and some skills once i do i hope to find work and a place of my own" she sighs and says "i am hoping to change myself for the better not be like i once was"
Brendan says "People that can't be bothered to use shift and capitalize I's make me want to bury an axe in their brain."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Damn, Ren."
Guest-of-Magpie says "How can you settle for GarouMUSH when you could have that singular quality of RP?"
Yi lol.
Yi twitches too, a little.
Ren-Ferret says "I KNOW. I mean. Dayam."
Guest-of-Mouse ffears.
Guest-of-Magpie says "Let's all app!"
Brendan says "Actually, that would be kind of funny. Apply about 30 GarouMUSHers in tandem, then sit around mostly RP'ing with one another with long, well written poses. It'd be like putting jet fuel in a go cart or something."
You say "Or it'd end up like NASCAR."
Ren-Ferret would kill for that, you know. She's in severe old-RedwallMUCK nostalgia mode.
Brendan says "Hee."
Ren-Ferret | Rysko nods and says "i have seen so much pain. i seen death and i known what true hunger is to the point of near death. i have eascaped captivity numerous times i became something i hated to survive. i have learned to forgive myself but i just want to know happyness for once in my life" she holds a serious look on her face one of wich a few painful tears drop down she looks away to hide it. obviously it is a painful subject.
Ren-Ferret's character is, alas, now about to beat someone's head in.
Yi | Ren's character starts rubbing a couple of claws together on one hand. "You see this? You know what this is?" | Rysko sniffs "no" | Ren's character says, "This is the smallest violin in all of Mossflower, and it's playing just for you."
Ren-Ferret says "I. Should. SO. Use that."
Stacey dies.
Yi doubledogdares you.
Guest-of-Magpie lolzathon.
Stacey would give you Oreos.
You say "If you use it, I'll quote you on Groo lounge quotes."
You say "For the results."
Stacey XD
You say "You know you want to go down in infamy."
Stacey dies.
Ren-Ferret teeempted. Though her RP partner is being all responsible and such, so she might not get a chance.
Ren-Ferret did it.
Ren-Ferret | Kestrel holds up one paw, her fingers rubbing lightly against each other. "Offend me? No. In fact...do you see this? It's the smallest violin in all of Mossflower, and it's playing /just/ for you." She jerks her chin toward Keith. "Night, Keith." And turns on her heel toward the door. Mrrg.
Guest-of-Magpie eeehehehe!
Stacey dies!
Guest-of-Mouse loves you, Ren.
Ren-Ferret^___^
Ren-Ferret says "I think it's a 50/50 chance whether or not she even gets the sarcasm."
Yi is so quotin'.
You say "I forget where I heard that quote originally, but it was from /some/ movie or show."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Reservoir Dogs."
Guest-of-Magpie says "Mr. Pink's line."
You say "That's probably it."
Ren-Ferret | Rysko replies to kestrel "smallest violen eh i am sorry if i seemed to have annoyed i wish you a good night. should i have the pleasure of your company again i will be sure to watch my tongue miss" turning to kieth she says "i did not mean mean to upset your friend. i hope i have not caused you both any trouble." she would rather seem friendly and kind then make a enemy. she hopes she has not upset kestral.
Ren-Ferret says "Does that count as a get, or a not get?"
Cari chokes. Oh my. Where is that, so I can avoid it?
You say "I think it's a Get."
Guest-of-Mouse kerpounces Cari. Q.
Ren-Ferret says "Also, she misspelled her name, but at least she didn't refer to my character as 'My Lord' again."
Cari says "Hi Q!!!"
Cari shudders.

Amy wonders, idly, what it means when a pack totem doesn't have 'Totem can always find pack members' as a power. Maybe the pack has to go questing for the totem on a regular basis.
Alee chokes on laughter.
Amy says "Or, well, look in pack territory for the totem. Yeah. That works."
Guest-of-Magpie | Dammit, who lost the totem again?
Guest-of-Magpie | Did you check under the couch cushions?

Silvertip says "Jack Salem, Meek and Mild."

Salee tries reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally hard not to +finger people. Ever.
Cari says "Why?"
Salee says "Because it /shows them/."
CamBot says "No better way to get to know someone than fingering 'em."
Salee says "And a lot of the time, it's just me being stupid because I can't remember something that I shoudl totally remember."
Salee *should
CamBot... inserts a '+'.

Basil says "It's kind of messed up that despite knowing I could have a serious internal injury, a broken bone, a fracture, etc, I knew I couldn't afford a trip to the hospital and declined. There is something wrong with the medical system when a 15 mile trip you may need to keep living costs you 500-1,500 dollars."
You say "People've always paid a high price for living."
Basil says "Mmmm. I just think it's kind of... Skeezy, to bill people out the ass in a situation where their lives depend on it."
Basil says "Your money, on your life."
Basil says "*or"
You say "This is true."
You say "Course then I've got images of cave people showering their ancient shamans with gifts of food and skins and various parts of animals in hopes said shaman will fight the evil spirits in their loved ones."
Coriander says "There is only one solution. Yi, marry a doctor."
Basil says "Who's a shaman."
Basil says "He can cast water walking on you."
Yi | Where's that Goddamn theurge when you need one?! | Goddamn the Theurge: One Mother's Touch? That'll cost you a hare, some cougar claws, oh and fifty bucks.
Yi | ... Don't look at me like that. I do take credit.

Silvertip says "If anyone's considering a Hardy's Reisling, the more you drink of it, the less bad it tastes."
Stacey hehs.
Lenny writes that down.
Silvertip says "I can categorically say, of all the wines I've had, this one is grape based."

Olga says "Microsoft is evil, but it's evil in the same way as sex before marriage or alcohol. Yeah, sure, it's wrong: but do you really want to do without it?"

Found |Gunnar "Like, On camera, I gotta be this hard-ass Get, beatin' down cubs and telling them the facts. But off camera, I'm just another one of the woofs. I like getting down with the Fianna actors, and together, we get some great rum time in."
Ren-Ferret giggles.
Leaves-None snrks.
Gunnar snickers at Found. Could be worst. "Tsk. Like, on cam-e-ra I have to be this manly man man, you know? But, sometimes a guy just likes the feel of silk on his ski... what the? Is this _tap water_? Heads will roll for this, I swear! Francois! Francois! Get in here!"
Leaves-None dies.
Found dies.
Leaves-None | Masao eyes the camera, a Marlboro Red hanging from pursed lips, "Kid? I'm 35!"
Yi | Yi absently practices her butterfly knife skills backstage. "They made up the story about the vampires in Hong Kong. They made up the story that I was from Hong Kong altogether, really. Hell, you know why I have all these scars? These are from them telling me I had to do some knife tricks on screen so I had to pract--ow FUCK! STUPID SONUVABITCH *hurls knife away* *scream from sound boy* Oops... Gotta run!
Found hees.
Found | Matt "You know, I had to drop 30 pounds to get this part? And what's with the whole illiterate deal? I have to throw books just to not sit and read about the latest news. That, and well...at least I get to express myself with the every day items. Stoves, blenders....I've even got endorsements lining up!"

Cedric says "OK. I just got a spam in my inbox. I swear I have not altered this in any way. The title is "Vera from Russia!" and it begins "Hello!!! How are you? My name is Vera. I am 27 years old. I live in Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things as camping, go to the cinema, dances etc. In a word I like to do all what"
Cedric says "...all what like all people.""
Ralock dies.
Val giggles lots.
CamBot hates spam with a passion.
Cedric says "Apparently she was going to emigrate and marry a man called Hugo but he cheated on her, the dastard."
CamBot says "So now she's hoping /you/ can help her with your bank details!"
Ralock says "Dastard indeed! And now she wants you to send her money to help her back to Russia?"
Cedric says "He played with me. He has informed that has the wife with two children and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such turn of events. I could not think what even after 8 months of acquaintance he can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow I dont want that all was gone for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting. I could arrive already through 6-7 days, but a problem in that that now I have no man which would like my arrival. Probably it will silly sound but if you will be interested in a meeting with the good woman i will like to meet you sometime soon!"
Alesia laughs.
Alesia laughs and laughs and laughs.
Alesia has disconnected.
Cedric says "Well, now we know who the daddy of Vera's babby is."
Ralock says "Oh dear. That's even better. It's a good old fashioned mail-order bride. Don't worry Cedric, she is cheerful woman!"
Cedric says "She laughed herself to death! x.x"
Ralock says "Srsly."
Guest-of-Owl snorks.
CamBot gets a chuckle out of /that/. Poor Alesia.
Cedric says "As Hugo was dishonest with me I have decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I want to receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes which go to a marriage. I have no children, and i havent been married before. I am the mature woman and ready to creation of family with good man. I dont know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I will be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. What are you going to do this time? It would be fine if we could meet, do friendship or more than simply friendship. I will be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests, but anyhow write to me back and I will tell to you more about myself. Write to me all that you want. Maybe we have similar plans and it will be interesting to us"

You say "Ooooooooook... someone just rapped on my front door, said Something in which there was the word 'communion' before I managed to answer, and promptly left."
Gunnar says "Aliens?"
Coriander blinks
Cedric says "Was it Whitley Streiber?"
Coriander says "Worse. Missionaries. XD"
Kenneth almost feels like running out and going BITCH WHAT U WANT?!
You say "I'mma cut j00!"
You say "They didn't even leave a pamphlet for my troubles. Harumph."
Coriander XD
Found eeps.
Gunnar says "Aliens. Missionaries. Jehova's Witnesses believe god is hanging out on some planet somewhere and they're ruled by a council of Angels in New York."
Coriander says "Pfft. Nonsense! Everyone /knows/ the council is in Arizona!"
You say "They must be at war with Utah."
Coriander says "Indeed."
Gunnar says "Secret Bible Cold War."
You say "That. Would be Awesome."
Coriander says "it really would be."
Gunnar snickers. Mormon Commandos, Jehova's Ninja, etc.

Gunnar just got married, Kris - like, last week :)
Sai tosses a fifty-pound bag of rice at Gunnar.
Guest-of-Coyote ee! Congrats!
Gunnar snickers. "Wild, long grain, short grain, sushi, or basmati? ;)
You say "You're a Get. It has to be Wild."
Coriander snickers. XD
Sky says "jasmin."
Gunnar says "Rice Gone Wild! See these amazing grains shed their hulls for our cameras!"
Guest-of-Coyote ...
Guest-of-Coyote punts Gunnar for that.
Sai snerks.
Gunnar owheyagainharder.
Guest-of-Coyote ...


And now, the story of why there is no TS on GarouMUSH...

Brian blurp. Aspen?
Brian pokepoke.
Guest-of-Coyote STARES.
Olga welcomes Brian to the renaissance.
You say "Hey Brian."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Hey, you just missed Horus and Cari and Xena."
Brian says "No shit, really?"
Olga says "Old school Horus was on? I have to apologize for stealing his name."
Brian says "It's dino-night, I guess."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Yeah, Xena's playing again."
Brian says "That makes me happy."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Rory was... for a minute."
Brian boggle.
Brian says "Now all we need is AB and Stormcrow."
Brian says "And maybe Judith."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Horus wants to but can't, I think? But he did some fun trips down memory lane with Aspen."
Olga pulls out a Ouija board.
Brian basically has no time. At all. In fact I shouldn't even be here right now; I should be doing my Legal Research coursework.
Brian says "But!"
Brian <-- slacker
Olga invites slackerdom with no strings attached.
Guest-of-Coyote says "Well, if ou feel like it, slack away with some distraction at the new(ish) MUSH wiki. | garoumush.wikia.com"
Brian says "I've seen that contraption."
Brian says "It's like a walk down memory lane."
Olga says "My God you sound like you're 40. `contraption` indeed."
Brian says "But it needs to have a lot of the Lounge injokes linked, to really be complete."
You say "Or a nightmare of Alzheimer's."
From afar, Mel petpets.
Guest-of-Coyote hopes no one miswrote Brian's profile! Kickass alpha.
Brian says "I mean, honestly, you can't have a full appreciation for the GarouMUSH experience without some mention of Porthos and his small fists."
Staceface laughs.
Guest-of-Coyote glistens.
Olga says "Oh no please no."
Brian steeples his fingers. Excellent, Smithers.
Olga promises you that will live forever with or without html help.
Guest-of-Coyote says "Only a select few have the actual hallowed text, Brian."
Olga is select, and burns for it.
Olga wonders, now, who Coyote is?
Guest-of-Coyote is Rook-again.
Olga says "Oh right! Should've remembered that, but my short-term is like a sieve under machinegun fire. But I only know Rook from Jeren, what're you pre-that?"
Brian says "I used to have it as an attribute on Lysander, so that I could occasionally spam it in the Lounge and gross everybody out. Here I am, 35 years old, and I still get a kick out of that sort of thing. :)"
Fire-Eyes says "Well, now I'm all curious."
Guest-of-Coyote says "The laughs of GarouMUSH are evergreen, Brian."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Jeren?"
Olga says "There is no one alive who doesn't get a kick out of the word `glans`. Anyone who doesn't is dead."
Fire-Eyes says "Ag."
Olga says "Jeren, the Glass Walker. Shit, am I remembering the wrong person?"
Guest-of-Coyote says "Ren played Jeren. :)"
Brian says "And 'glistening'? There's just something great about that adjective. It's like 'moist'. Very evocative."
Fire-Eyes cringes.
Fire-Eyes says "Legendary mav, huh?"
Guest-of-Coyote says "Show it to FE!"
Brian says "You would think. But no."
Brian says "I don't think I have it anymore, sadly."
Olga says "Shit, yeah. Ren."
Brian tells the story.
Olga sulks off to her corner.
Brian says "So once upon a time I was a young, inexperienced wizard. And I had set myself DARK, so as to go out and fix a room desc without being an IC distraction to anybody who happened along."
Olga waits for it, sulkily. :)
Fire-Eyes already wants to hide under his desk.
You say "Ren was Jeren, crazy ass Jeren who chewed her own leg off."
Brian says "Unfortunately, when trying to @tel to the target room, I transposed a digit in the dbref and ended up, quite unexpectedly, in a private room that was occupied at that moment by one Porthos (a Silver Fang metis with gigantism as his deformity) and his packmate Lara-Anne."
Olga says "Oh God, I know what's coming, but still can't turn away."
Brian says "I'd recently had Amby's wiz-ethics guide force-fed to me, and so I *IMMEDIATELY* made to @tel out of the room lest I inadvertantly spy on someone's private RP. Besides which, I just really didn't want to see what was going on in that room. Unfortunately, before I could get out of there, a twenty-five line TS pose rolled across my screen."
Fire-Eyes says "Oh goodness."
Staceface dies.
Olga notes to Brian that the current version of wizard ethics is just an injunction to beware, by God beware, the Spidery Place that lurks in all MUSHes.
Brian says "It was... scarring. I mean, it's not like I'm some prude. But there were enormous body parts, rare imported Afghan carpets, barnyard animals, and God only knows what else. I needed to talk to someone, and have them tell me it was okay. But the only person on was Nosewhistler. Who, when I told her, promptly announced on the @wiz channel, "JIM, THEY'RE FUCKING!" (Jim being Jim Kiley, otherwise known as Adrian Black.)"
Guest-of-Coyote LOL.
Staceface diiies.
Olga knows of Adrian Black only as a name.
Fire-Eyes hides under his desk, yes.
Olga says "A terrible, terrible name."
Olga says "So does anyone have Porthos' desc handy? I think we all deserve it at this point, for catharsis. Unless Brian has more, and more terrible, things to tell me."
You say "So /this/ is the story of there being no TS on GarouMUSH."
Brian says "Well, to make a long story short, somebody -- and I'm not quite sure who, just that it wasn't me -- got the bright idea to run the 'inspect' command on Porthos' character object, and discovered a description titled HOMIDFUCKDESC, which was approximately the single most appalling naked desc in the entire history of human civilization."
Fire-Eyes starts clawing at his eyes.
Olga says "Yes! I was told that he actually wandered into the lounge with it on someday."
Brian says "No. Into the caern. At a moot."
Guest-of-Coyote says "You've never heard this story, Yi?"
Staceface had never heard it either. Just saw the desc.
Olga is blank. "Yes. Please yes."
Brian says "Anyway. After that it became sort of a running gag, to randomly spam the desc into the OOC Lounge to see who you could gross out."
Brian says "I think Megan used to have the desc posted on her GarouMUSH injoke pages. I'll see if I can find it."
Fire-Eyes says "Funny story about that, actually. "There is no TS on GarouMUSH" is the single reason I'm here. I managed to stumble across that phrase like twenty times over the last decade, and when I finally went looking for a WoD MUSH among all the dead and dilapidated ones, it brought me here. Like a shining beacon in the dark."
You say "I've actually read the porthos desc, yes."
You say "It... isn't pretty."
Olga could find it in logs. "It was posed to me as warning, when I first became a wizard."
You say "I do believe Megan had that desc up on her site yeah..."
Brian blehs.
Brian can't seem to locate it.
You say "I know there was at least one conversation revolving around the Really Bad Desc."
Guest-of-Coyote says "Aww, it's the little cautionary tale for fledgling wizards."
Fire-Eyes finds http://www.nog.net/~cyrano/rp/logs/Lounge15.10.95.html
Olga grins. "It seriously is. Don't go where you're not wanted, and if you do, for fuck's sake, have your log-file on."
Fire-Eyes says "Tee hee!"
Brian says "It may well still be on the Lysander character object, Olga, if that's still floating around."
Brian says "Which it appears to be."
Yi does somehow find logs with Stormcrow though.
Brian +fingers the character. I always did love that &pos attribute.
Olga's sure it is, wizards last forever.
Staceface XD
Olga goes to check.
Fire-Eyes says "Race: Pokemon."
Brian says "I think we were being silly one day, and I set my name to Charizard and race to Pokemon on a lark, and never changed the race attribute back."
Yi is amused.
Fire-Eyes says "Lysander! I choose you!"
Fire-Eyes facepalms.
Staceface laughs.
Brian hehs.
You say "This reminds me of that one GM scene Nemo ran."
Olga grins. Well, what do you know, it is. Brian, if you don't want me to pose it, and anyone, if you don't want to see it, look away or page me, or forever hold your peace.
You say "Where he described this tainted rat spirit as being all green and fungusy with red bulging eyes. And I thought to myself (and typed in the lounge) Bulbasaaaur."
Brian says "No no. Go right ahead, Olga."
Olga shits, scared off a guest.
Brian says "I've seen the damn thing so many times that I've developed an immunity to its evil."
Fire-Eyes hugs his logs.
Olga | Porthos is nude, his massive frame rippling with blacksmith's muscle. His flowing ebon mane cascades over his shoulders, lending a quiet breath of wildness to gentle features; a light dusting of soft midnight 'fur' decorates his chest. His powerful hands are broad and expressive, content to caress the form of a lover or give much-needed release through massage. Porthos is quite visibly aroused, at the moment, and his manhood rises before him with an unbridled passion. His phallus is beautiful, if abnormally broad. Comfortable in length, this glistening circumcised shaft bears glans the size of a small fist and the smooth softness of its skin is as warm silk.
Brian giggles and giggles.
Olga says "Oh yeah. Size of a small fist."
Brian had forgotten about warm silk. Hee hee hee.
Fire-Eyes snrks.
Fire-Eyes says "God, I wish I was un-jaded to the point that that had any impact besides 'tee hee'."
Olga had forgotten about blacksmith's muscle.
Staceface dies.
Fire-Eyes says "In fact, I've spent enough years on MUCKs that that actually looks well-written by comparison."
Olga is unjaded to the point that that "small fist" had an impact of "ow!" plus hee hee.
Fire-Eyes snickers.
Brian says "But, yes. At one point, after it was discovered, he evidently forgot to flip around his descs, and walked into the caern for a moot wearing that one."
Brian says "Which caused a stir, I tell you."
Olga would kill for that log.
Staceface snickers.
Fire-Eyes says "Ah! Found it on http://www.mataglap.com/baddescs.html too."
Olga advertises to Fire-Eyes, "Best glanses within a hundred MUSHes."
Fire-Eyes says "Oh Jesus the rest of that page makes my eyes burn."
Brian says "AIEEE THAT PAGE"
Brian says "I'm so going to have bad dreams, now."
Aja has arrived.
Aja says "Boo."
Staceface says "Aja!"
Brian waves to Aja.
Aja says "Stace!"
Olga says "Oh my goodness, Aja. Walk away."
Yi covers Aja's eyes.
Olga says "She's a Coggie, she doesn't need to see this."
Fire-Eyes says "Yeah...That was eye-burny enough to convince me that I'm still an innocent flower. By comparison."
Staceface says "Yet you let me see it!"
Staceface is a younger coggie than Aja!
Fire-Eyes says "Oh and believe me, if I'd looked at the rest of the page before posting, I wouldn't have dropped it on you like that. I would have said there was candy inside or something."
Staceface laughs.
Brian considers turning up in the Dark Woods to scare the kids. Booga booga.
Staceface ponders this log-posting idea.
Staceface says "Dude!"
Staceface says "That would be awesome. XD"
Brian says "One major impediment is that I've forgotten the damn GarouMUSH grid, and couldn't find my ass with both hands and a map."
Olga says "Stacey is the Elder Coggie. I don't know aught else. She must be old enough, right?"
Staceface says "+join us. XD"
Staceface says "Yeah, she's 14 now."
Olga | Brian appears amidst the wraiths of GarouMUSH past, who are thrusting ever onwards, onwards.
Staceface laughs.
Brian heys. +join? That's pretty cool, right there. When did that happen?
You say "You had to use thrusting, didn't you."
Brian glistens.
Staceface says "I'm not sure."
Fire-Eyes tips over.
Olga says "About two years ago. Megan's work."
Brian says "Nifty."

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